Chapter 2 What Madame Jeri had in mind when she started this mess
Thank you reviewers, we appreciate you so much.
Semaj: LOL to you too.
FireDemon: We am not being mean to Kazu and Kenta, we are illustrating the truth. They are not cool eigth graders. Don't worry, we will continue illustrating the truth, but due to you, we'll be a little nicer. But one thing... us mean? You're the one who called them dumb-asses. (LOL)
I like Kazu a lot, I think he's cool. But I also like torturing them a bit....
Note to disclaimers: ME NO OWN!!!! (WAH!!!!)
(The following are not my spelling errors, but Ryo's)
Alice, Alice,
You'd live in a palice
Iff only I culd get
A date with yew
You'd be my girlfriend
And I'd be your boyfriend
And that would prove
Our love would be true
Ryo examined the love poem. Not only was he nearly illiterate in Language Arts, but he was completely unable to write, too. Poems were for sissies. But he had a plan. And everyone knew how plans always worked, right? Infact, he was sure Angel and Dalil would torture Kazu and not him.
"Who ya wanna torture?" asked Dalil.
"I dunno," replied Angel. "Ryo, Kazu, Ryo, Kazu....."
It was a plan. Alice would have a two secret admirers. One would send wonderful poems, while the other would be horrible. He would let slip that the horrible one was Kazu. And then... *mumble mumble mumble mumble*. It was perfect!
But would it work? Of course. Now, he, Ryo, had to work on both presents from both secret admirers. And the poem.
Alice, Alice
What the hell else rhymes with Alice?
Smalice
Dalice
Malice.....
Alice stroaked her blond ponytail, looking for Jeri and Rika. Her jean capis were too heavy for such a hot day, and she should have worn shorts. She thought of ice cream.... yum..... She saw a street vender, but had no money. Maybe she could borrow some from Rika. Or Jeri. Or the boyfriend she didn't have.
She never showed it, but she hated being alone. Rika had Henry. They'd sit beside each other and every morning they'd kiss. They'd wave in class and pass notes and laugh. They'd dance. Rika was quite changed. Henry had softened her up. She was in love.
And Jeri had Takato. He would buy her ice cream... yum... and stuffed animals. Takato would compliment, Jeri would flirt. They'd go to school dances and hug. And cuddle. And be in love. Puppy love? Perhaps. But it was love. Jeri could proudly announce she had a boyfriend. So could Rika. Alice wanted that, but who? Who could she call 'her own?' Who could she mark her territory on?
Back at Kazu's house, Fang pissed.
She finally saw them, sitting on the bench. They both had ice cream.
"Hi," smiled Alice, running towards them.
"Hi," said Jeri, and Rika handed her a chocolate ice cream. Alice accepted it gratefully.
She tried to enjoy it. She loved chocolate. She loved ice cream. She loved the melt-in-your-mouth, cool, sweet sensation of it sliding down your throat.
"Stop eating the computer," Dalil told Angel sharply.
"Must.. Get... chocolate.... ice cream...." groaned Angel as she ran away.
"Why aren't you eating?" Jeri asked in concern.
"I'm eating," Alice said, and before Jeri could pinch out what was wrong, she shoved the ice cream in her face. It splashed all over her face.
"Way to go, McKoy," Rika laughed, and Alice joined in chuckling.
Jeri, however, took this seriously.
"I belive that by shoving ice cream in your face, you are trying to phycologically block some feeling in your mind that is coming against your wishes, which is connected to the feeling you were feeling before you shoved in it your face. I hearby suggest you tell me what it is, wipe your face off, and get some oxyclean tonight so you don't get a bunch of pimples," Jeri the psycologist began.
"Whu?" asked Rika, now looking at a 'Kill Guys' magazine. "Hey, look, in this article it shows me how to murder Kenta. Cool!"
'Wow, she's good,' thought Alice.
"It's just... it's just... I'm lonely," Alice muttered softly.
"Um... you are surrounded by us, Alice," Rika told her. "Maybe you should see a real psycologist."
"No, no, Madame Jeri can cure all problems," Jeri insisted. "And of course you are lonely, you don't have a boyfriend."
'Really good,' thought Alice.
"No," she replied.
"Than if you have no intrest in boys or boyfriends, why were you cpmplaining about not having a dancing partner yesterday?" Jeri smiled her know-it-all smile as she waited for Alice to stop stuttering and come up with an excuse.
'Really, really good,' Alice thought for he third time as she racked her brain for some somewhat acceptable, believable lame excuse.
"I think Jeri should become a hunter. So good at setting traps...." Rika smiled an evil grin/smirk. Jeri watched the stuttering Alice once more and suddenly thought back to what started this all. Hee hee.... Kazu.
JERI'S FLASHBACK: PART1
"Damn," said Kazu.
"What?!" asked Kenta. It was the end of grade seven and Kazu had just begun his obsession with Alice a week ago.
"I looked like a total louser.... wah.... infront of Alice," Kazu sobbed.
"What did you do?" asked Kenta.
"Not telling," Kazu replied sobbingly.
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Why would you care about Alice?" Jeri got out of the stall in the washroom.
"Because," Kazu blushed.
"Why?" Jeri grinned evily.
"Because Kazu has a secret crush on her," Kenta glared at Kazu.
"Omigosh!" shrieked Jeri.
"OK, we'll strike up a deal; I won't tell you were in the boy's washroom if you don't tell anyone, ANYONE that I like Alice," Kazu said, sweat pouring down his face.
"But Kazu," said Jeri. "You're in the girl's washroom."
"No way," said Kazu and looked to the wall. On it was a tampon machine.
"Damn," he said under his breath.
"Tampons," said Kenta, and fainted.
Jeri promised Kazu she wouldn't tell. After all, she couldn't if her plan was to work.
JERI'S FLASHBACK: PART 2
"Omigosh!" cried Jeri.
Ryo had left his locker open. And in it was a scribbler. It had 'I love Alice' scrawled all over it.
"Omigosh!"
Her plan had just got WAAAYYY better.
JERI'S FLASHBACK: PART 3
"Alice, do you like Kazu?" asked Jeri. It was after school. Rika was dueling Henry.
"He's nice... funny..." began Alice.
"Cute?" asked Jeri.
'Wow, she's good,' thought Alice.
"Um... yeah," she replued, blushing.
"And Ryo?" prompted Jeri. "Nice.... cute... hot," Alice also replied shyly. You couldn't hide things from Jeri.
"Yessss....." Jeri muttered under her breath.
Her plan was going to be parfait, at a climax. Life was too good.
Yes, another evil plan. So, you like? Please review. And also, who do you think deserves Alice, Ryo or Kazu. Any suggestions for plot or writing or anything? Please tell! :)
Thank you reviewers, we appreciate you so much.
Semaj: LOL to you too.
FireDemon: We am not being mean to Kazu and Kenta, we are illustrating the truth. They are not cool eigth graders. Don't worry, we will continue illustrating the truth, but due to you, we'll be a little nicer. But one thing... us mean? You're the one who called them dumb-asses. (LOL)
I like Kazu a lot, I think he's cool. But I also like torturing them a bit....
Note to disclaimers: ME NO OWN!!!! (WAH!!!!)
(The following are not my spelling errors, but Ryo's)
Alice, Alice,
You'd live in a palice
Iff only I culd get
A date with yew
You'd be my girlfriend
And I'd be your boyfriend
And that would prove
Our love would be true
Ryo examined the love poem. Not only was he nearly illiterate in Language Arts, but he was completely unable to write, too. Poems were for sissies. But he had a plan. And everyone knew how plans always worked, right? Infact, he was sure Angel and Dalil would torture Kazu and not him.
"Who ya wanna torture?" asked Dalil.
"I dunno," replied Angel. "Ryo, Kazu, Ryo, Kazu....."
It was a plan. Alice would have a two secret admirers. One would send wonderful poems, while the other would be horrible. He would let slip that the horrible one was Kazu. And then... *mumble mumble mumble mumble*. It was perfect!
But would it work? Of course. Now, he, Ryo, had to work on both presents from both secret admirers. And the poem.
Alice, Alice
What the hell else rhymes with Alice?
Smalice
Dalice
Malice.....
Alice stroaked her blond ponytail, looking for Jeri and Rika. Her jean capis were too heavy for such a hot day, and she should have worn shorts. She thought of ice cream.... yum..... She saw a street vender, but had no money. Maybe she could borrow some from Rika. Or Jeri. Or the boyfriend she didn't have.
She never showed it, but she hated being alone. Rika had Henry. They'd sit beside each other and every morning they'd kiss. They'd wave in class and pass notes and laugh. They'd dance. Rika was quite changed. Henry had softened her up. She was in love.
And Jeri had Takato. He would buy her ice cream... yum... and stuffed animals. Takato would compliment, Jeri would flirt. They'd go to school dances and hug. And cuddle. And be in love. Puppy love? Perhaps. But it was love. Jeri could proudly announce she had a boyfriend. So could Rika. Alice wanted that, but who? Who could she call 'her own?' Who could she mark her territory on?
Back at Kazu's house, Fang pissed.
She finally saw them, sitting on the bench. They both had ice cream.
"Hi," smiled Alice, running towards them.
"Hi," said Jeri, and Rika handed her a chocolate ice cream. Alice accepted it gratefully.
She tried to enjoy it. She loved chocolate. She loved ice cream. She loved the melt-in-your-mouth, cool, sweet sensation of it sliding down your throat.
"Stop eating the computer," Dalil told Angel sharply.
"Must.. Get... chocolate.... ice cream...." groaned Angel as she ran away.
"Why aren't you eating?" Jeri asked in concern.
"I'm eating," Alice said, and before Jeri could pinch out what was wrong, she shoved the ice cream in her face. It splashed all over her face.
"Way to go, McKoy," Rika laughed, and Alice joined in chuckling.
Jeri, however, took this seriously.
"I belive that by shoving ice cream in your face, you are trying to phycologically block some feeling in your mind that is coming against your wishes, which is connected to the feeling you were feeling before you shoved in it your face. I hearby suggest you tell me what it is, wipe your face off, and get some oxyclean tonight so you don't get a bunch of pimples," Jeri the psycologist began.
"Whu?" asked Rika, now looking at a 'Kill Guys' magazine. "Hey, look, in this article it shows me how to murder Kenta. Cool!"
'Wow, she's good,' thought Alice.
"It's just... it's just... I'm lonely," Alice muttered softly.
"Um... you are surrounded by us, Alice," Rika told her. "Maybe you should see a real psycologist."
"No, no, Madame Jeri can cure all problems," Jeri insisted. "And of course you are lonely, you don't have a boyfriend."
'Really good,' thought Alice.
"No," she replied.
"Than if you have no intrest in boys or boyfriends, why were you cpmplaining about not having a dancing partner yesterday?" Jeri smiled her know-it-all smile as she waited for Alice to stop stuttering and come up with an excuse.
'Really, really good,' Alice thought for he third time as she racked her brain for some somewhat acceptable, believable lame excuse.
"I think Jeri should become a hunter. So good at setting traps...." Rika smiled an evil grin/smirk. Jeri watched the stuttering Alice once more and suddenly thought back to what started this all. Hee hee.... Kazu.
JERI'S FLASHBACK: PART1
"Damn," said Kazu.
"What?!" asked Kenta. It was the end of grade seven and Kazu had just begun his obsession with Alice a week ago.
"I looked like a total louser.... wah.... infront of Alice," Kazu sobbed.
"What did you do?" asked Kenta.
"Not telling," Kazu replied sobbingly.
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Tell,"
"No,"
"Why would you care about Alice?" Jeri got out of the stall in the washroom.
"Because," Kazu blushed.
"Why?" Jeri grinned evily.
"Because Kazu has a secret crush on her," Kenta glared at Kazu.
"Omigosh!" shrieked Jeri.
"OK, we'll strike up a deal; I won't tell you were in the boy's washroom if you don't tell anyone, ANYONE that I like Alice," Kazu said, sweat pouring down his face.
"But Kazu," said Jeri. "You're in the girl's washroom."
"No way," said Kazu and looked to the wall. On it was a tampon machine.
"Damn," he said under his breath.
"Tampons," said Kenta, and fainted.
Jeri promised Kazu she wouldn't tell. After all, she couldn't if her plan was to work.
JERI'S FLASHBACK: PART 2
"Omigosh!" cried Jeri.
Ryo had left his locker open. And in it was a scribbler. It had 'I love Alice' scrawled all over it.
"Omigosh!"
Her plan had just got WAAAYYY better.
JERI'S FLASHBACK: PART 3
"Alice, do you like Kazu?" asked Jeri. It was after school. Rika was dueling Henry.
"He's nice... funny..." began Alice.
"Cute?" asked Jeri.
'Wow, she's good,' thought Alice.
"Um... yeah," she replued, blushing.
"And Ryo?" prompted Jeri. "Nice.... cute... hot," Alice also replied shyly. You couldn't hide things from Jeri.
"Yessss....." Jeri muttered under her breath.
Her plan was going to be parfait, at a climax. Life was too good.
Yes, another evil plan. So, you like? Please review. And also, who do you think deserves Alice, Ryo or Kazu. Any suggestions for plot or writing or anything? Please tell! :)