Adam Copeland opened the door and slipped in. It was four in the
morning and he didn't want to wake his wife, Alanah Copeland, up. He caught
an early flight home to spend a little more time with her.
"Shh." Adam whispered to his dog, Buddy, who began barking and jumping everywhere.
"Hello? Who's there? My husband's a wrestler and so is my brother. They taught me a thing or two ya know." Adam heard Alanah call as she walked down the stairs.
"Edge is a chumpstain." Adam said in a tone much deeper than his own.
"Who are you?" Alanah asked, never entering the kitchen.
"Why don't you come find out?" Adam asked in his regular tone.
"ADAM!" Alanah screamed and ran into the kitchen, straight into his arms. "What are you doing home?"
"I caught an early flight home to spend a little more time with you."
"You taped SmackDown last night didn't you? Yes you did. Are you tired? Of course you are. You must be exhausted! Come on. Come to bed." Alanah said and took his hand in hers. Adam laughed at the little conversation she had with herself. Alanah broke him to the bedroom. Adam sat down and winced in pain when he bent over to take off his boots.
"I'll do it." Alanah said and got down on her knees in front of him to take his boots off for him. "What hurts?" She asked.
"My lower back mostly. Jay and I had a brutal match."
"Lay down." She said. He didn't have to be told twice. Alanah gave him a back massage.
~~~~~~~
They woke up the next morning when the sun shone through the windows of their beautiful Florida home.
"Good morning babe." Adam said and leaned over to kiss Alanah.
"It feels so good to have you here in the morning. I really missed it. Buddy's breathe is not the thing to wake up to." She said seriously. Adam laughed.
"I'm happy to be here too."
"How about a nice home cooked breakfast?"
"A day with Alanah breakfast is way better than a day with a hotel breakfast."
"I'll see you downstairs." Alanah smiled and walked down the stairs. Adam smiled and followed her.
~~~~~~
"Mm Alanah this is wonderful." Adam said as he ate his breakfast. Alanah wasn't eating; she was just sitting across the table looking at him.
"Thank you."
"You're welcome. Anyway I was thinking."
"Uh oh."
"No no! This is a good idea."
"Suuure."
"No seriously! See when I'm traveling I miss you and you miss me. So what if you traveled with me for awhile?"
"Oh Adam I don't know."
"Why? Come on Alanah it'll be perfect!"
"Where would I during events?"
"To the arena with me or you could stay at the hotel."
"What will Vince say? What will the SuperStars think?"
"Alanah don't worry. I asked Vince. He's fine with it. And you met most of the superstars at our wedding, Jay's wedding and when you were the ho in the red dress that almost got her tongue pierced. Anyway we're all friendly there. We're like a family."
"Oh Adam I don't know. Who will take care of Buddy?"
"The neighbors will. I already asked."
"Am I the only one who didn't know about this?"
"Uh, yes."
"I don't know what to say."
"Say yes! Please!"
"Fine. When do we leave?"
"In three days. Saturday."
"You owe me." She smiled.
"I'll pay you back by charming you."
"At this rate it'll take your whole life and then some to pay me back."
"Alanah!" He tried to act hurt then started laughing. Alanah laughed too.
"I'm kidding. But seriously, do you think people will like me?"
"Alanah baby you worry too much. Yes it's fine. You don't always have to travel with me. You can stop when you want."
"Ok you convinced me, I'm going."
"Shh." Adam whispered to his dog, Buddy, who began barking and jumping everywhere.
"Hello? Who's there? My husband's a wrestler and so is my brother. They taught me a thing or two ya know." Adam heard Alanah call as she walked down the stairs.
"Edge is a chumpstain." Adam said in a tone much deeper than his own.
"Who are you?" Alanah asked, never entering the kitchen.
"Why don't you come find out?" Adam asked in his regular tone.
"ADAM!" Alanah screamed and ran into the kitchen, straight into his arms. "What are you doing home?"
"I caught an early flight home to spend a little more time with you."
"You taped SmackDown last night didn't you? Yes you did. Are you tired? Of course you are. You must be exhausted! Come on. Come to bed." Alanah said and took his hand in hers. Adam laughed at the little conversation she had with herself. Alanah broke him to the bedroom. Adam sat down and winced in pain when he bent over to take off his boots.
"I'll do it." Alanah said and got down on her knees in front of him to take his boots off for him. "What hurts?" She asked.
"My lower back mostly. Jay and I had a brutal match."
"Lay down." She said. He didn't have to be told twice. Alanah gave him a back massage.
~~~~~~~
They woke up the next morning when the sun shone through the windows of their beautiful Florida home.
"Good morning babe." Adam said and leaned over to kiss Alanah.
"It feels so good to have you here in the morning. I really missed it. Buddy's breathe is not the thing to wake up to." She said seriously. Adam laughed.
"I'm happy to be here too."
"How about a nice home cooked breakfast?"
"A day with Alanah breakfast is way better than a day with a hotel breakfast."
"I'll see you downstairs." Alanah smiled and walked down the stairs. Adam smiled and followed her.
~~~~~~
"Mm Alanah this is wonderful." Adam said as he ate his breakfast. Alanah wasn't eating; she was just sitting across the table looking at him.
"Thank you."
"You're welcome. Anyway I was thinking."
"Uh oh."
"No no! This is a good idea."
"Suuure."
"No seriously! See when I'm traveling I miss you and you miss me. So what if you traveled with me for awhile?"
"Oh Adam I don't know."
"Why? Come on Alanah it'll be perfect!"
"Where would I during events?"
"To the arena with me or you could stay at the hotel."
"What will Vince say? What will the SuperStars think?"
"Alanah don't worry. I asked Vince. He's fine with it. And you met most of the superstars at our wedding, Jay's wedding and when you were the ho in the red dress that almost got her tongue pierced. Anyway we're all friendly there. We're like a family."
"Oh Adam I don't know. Who will take care of Buddy?"
"The neighbors will. I already asked."
"Am I the only one who didn't know about this?"
"Uh, yes."
"I don't know what to say."
"Say yes! Please!"
"Fine. When do we leave?"
"In three days. Saturday."
"You owe me." She smiled.
"I'll pay you back by charming you."
"At this rate it'll take your whole life and then some to pay me back."
"Alanah!" He tried to act hurt then started laughing. Alanah laughed too.
"I'm kidding. But seriously, do you think people will like me?"
"Alanah baby you worry too much. Yes it's fine. You don't always have to travel with me. You can stop when you want."
"Ok you convinced me, I'm going."