Three days later Alanah gripped Adam's hand as he led her through the
crowded airport.
"I don't BELIEVE you talked me into this!" Alanah exclaimed as a man walked into her.
"You did it because you can't entertain the thought of you being away from me for even a second more." Adam said and dodged a five year old having a fit. Finally they got on the plane and boarded it.
"Window seat?" Adam asked.
"Yeah. Sure. I guess." Alanah answered and sat in the window seat. Adam slid in next to her.
"This is going to be great! I called Vince and told him. He's happy you decided to come. He said maybe I'll stop complaining now that you're there. Wait until Jay sees you! He'll be surprised!" Adam rambled on and on. Alanah gave him a weak smile.
"I'm so scared." She told him. Adam smiled and put a hand on her lap.
"Don't worry! They'll love you." He told her.
"I know but still. Remember the first time you met everyone? Well I'm going through the same thing."
"Yeah but you already met almost everyone." Adam said, blindly missing her whole point.
"Yeah I guess." She said and put her head against the window. It wasn't worth it. ~~~~~~~~
The plane landed and Adam and Alanah got off.
"We have now entered the battle field. Be prepared to be blinding as camera's go off, become deaf as people shriek and have pens and paper showed at your throat threatening to you give you one hell of a nasty paper cut." Adam said in a goofy tone.
"No, that'll happen to you. You're Edge."
"Indeed I am. But you're Edge's sexy wife. The envy of thirteen year olds everywhere!" Adam said as a camera went off in their faces.
"Oh my god Edge! Can I like have your autograph? Oh my god! Oh my god!" A girl shrieked and shoved a pen and piece of paper in Adam's face. As soon as Adam signed it, many more were shoved in his face. Adam signed as many as he could. Alanah stood a few feet away and got pushed, shoved, elbowed and even kicked by people who wanted a glimpse of her husband.
"Ok everyone back away. Leave Edge alone." A security guard said as he walked over. He led Adam and Alanah to their renter car to make sure they made it out alright.
"Do you always go through that?" Alanah asked.
"Yeah." Adam answered.
"Where are we going? Don't we go to the hotel first?" Alanah asked as they pulled into the arena parking lot.
"Yeah but I wanted to get the to arena early so we don't get trampled again." Adam answered. Alanah nodded and followed him inside.
~~~~~~
"Stephanie!" Adam called as he seen Stephanie McMahon getting a cup of coffee. Stephanie turned around and smiled brightly.
"Adam!" She cried.
"Hey Steph what's up?" Adam asked. Alanah stood back and watched. She didn't want to come on this tour. She only did it because Adam wanted her to.
"And this beautiful lady is Alanah. You might remember her as the ho in the red dress that almost got her tongue pierced, or from my wedding or Jay's." Alanah tuned in just in time to hear Adam say.
"Of course I remember her!" Stephanie exclaimed and hugged her. "You looked wonderful at your wedding! And Jay's! And as the ho, and well, right now to, damn, don't you ever have an off day?" She asked and put her hands on her hips in mock anger. Alanah giggled politely.
"Alanah Copeland will you talk? Who are you scared of? Most certainly not Steph! She's the most down to earth billionaire I ever met!" Adam said and put one arm around Stephanie's shoulder and the other around Alanah's.
"I'm not a billionaire. My daddy is." Stephanie said. Adam laughed.
"Where's Gay Jay?" He asked.
"Uh I'm not sure. If he's here he's either in the Men's Locker Room or the catering area."
"Thanks Steph."
"Hey where's Alanah going to go when the house show starts?"
"Uh I don't know."
"She can stay in the Women's Locker Room with me." Stephanie suggested. Alanah tuned them out. How dare they talk about her right in front of her like she wasn't even there? She was here because Adam wanted it. Not because she wanted it.
"Alanah would you mind staying with Stephanie while I'm working?" Adam asked.
"Yeah. Sure. I guess." She answered lowly.
"You're the best." Adam said and kissed her forehead. "Come on. Let's go find Jason." He said and took her hand in his. They walked into the catering area and seen Jay throwing peas at Matt and Jeff Hardy. Adam took Alanah over to them.
"ALANAH! OH MY GOD!" Jay screamed and hugged her. Then he held her at arms length and looked at her. "Whoa! You're beautiful! Look at you!"
"Jay she's mine." Adam joked.
"Hi Alanah." Jeff said and shook her hand. Alanah nodded.
"Hello Alanah. How are you?" Matt asked.
"I'm fine, you?" Alanah answered. Adam went behind her, put his hands on her shoulders and playfully shook her.
"Alanah Copeland! Stop acting scared and shy or I'll kick your ass!" Adam joked. Alanah nervously smiled.
"Hey Matt, Jeff, Jay, Adam, and oh my god Alanah is that you over there?" Amy asked when she walked into the catering area and seen everyone. Alanah put on her fake smile again.
"Adam, while you get ready I can take Alanah to the women's locker room if you two want." Amy suggested after all the hellos were exchanged. Adam nodded and looked at Alanah.
"Do you want to?" He asked.
"I guess so." She answered.
"Come on!" Amy said cheerfully and took Alanah's hand in hers.
"I don't BELIEVE you talked me into this!" Alanah exclaimed as a man walked into her.
"You did it because you can't entertain the thought of you being away from me for even a second more." Adam said and dodged a five year old having a fit. Finally they got on the plane and boarded it.
"Window seat?" Adam asked.
"Yeah. Sure. I guess." Alanah answered and sat in the window seat. Adam slid in next to her.
"This is going to be great! I called Vince and told him. He's happy you decided to come. He said maybe I'll stop complaining now that you're there. Wait until Jay sees you! He'll be surprised!" Adam rambled on and on. Alanah gave him a weak smile.
"I'm so scared." She told him. Adam smiled and put a hand on her lap.
"Don't worry! They'll love you." He told her.
"I know but still. Remember the first time you met everyone? Well I'm going through the same thing."
"Yeah but you already met almost everyone." Adam said, blindly missing her whole point.
"Yeah I guess." She said and put her head against the window. It wasn't worth it. ~~~~~~~~
The plane landed and Adam and Alanah got off.
"We have now entered the battle field. Be prepared to be blinding as camera's go off, become deaf as people shriek and have pens and paper showed at your throat threatening to you give you one hell of a nasty paper cut." Adam said in a goofy tone.
"No, that'll happen to you. You're Edge."
"Indeed I am. But you're Edge's sexy wife. The envy of thirteen year olds everywhere!" Adam said as a camera went off in their faces.
"Oh my god Edge! Can I like have your autograph? Oh my god! Oh my god!" A girl shrieked and shoved a pen and piece of paper in Adam's face. As soon as Adam signed it, many more were shoved in his face. Adam signed as many as he could. Alanah stood a few feet away and got pushed, shoved, elbowed and even kicked by people who wanted a glimpse of her husband.
"Ok everyone back away. Leave Edge alone." A security guard said as he walked over. He led Adam and Alanah to their renter car to make sure they made it out alright.
"Do you always go through that?" Alanah asked.
"Yeah." Adam answered.
"Where are we going? Don't we go to the hotel first?" Alanah asked as they pulled into the arena parking lot.
"Yeah but I wanted to get the to arena early so we don't get trampled again." Adam answered. Alanah nodded and followed him inside.
~~~~~~
"Stephanie!" Adam called as he seen Stephanie McMahon getting a cup of coffee. Stephanie turned around and smiled brightly.
"Adam!" She cried.
"Hey Steph what's up?" Adam asked. Alanah stood back and watched. She didn't want to come on this tour. She only did it because Adam wanted her to.
"And this beautiful lady is Alanah. You might remember her as the ho in the red dress that almost got her tongue pierced, or from my wedding or Jay's." Alanah tuned in just in time to hear Adam say.
"Of course I remember her!" Stephanie exclaimed and hugged her. "You looked wonderful at your wedding! And Jay's! And as the ho, and well, right now to, damn, don't you ever have an off day?" She asked and put her hands on her hips in mock anger. Alanah giggled politely.
"Alanah Copeland will you talk? Who are you scared of? Most certainly not Steph! She's the most down to earth billionaire I ever met!" Adam said and put one arm around Stephanie's shoulder and the other around Alanah's.
"I'm not a billionaire. My daddy is." Stephanie said. Adam laughed.
"Where's Gay Jay?" He asked.
"Uh I'm not sure. If he's here he's either in the Men's Locker Room or the catering area."
"Thanks Steph."
"Hey where's Alanah going to go when the house show starts?"
"Uh I don't know."
"She can stay in the Women's Locker Room with me." Stephanie suggested. Alanah tuned them out. How dare they talk about her right in front of her like she wasn't even there? She was here because Adam wanted it. Not because she wanted it.
"Alanah would you mind staying with Stephanie while I'm working?" Adam asked.
"Yeah. Sure. I guess." She answered lowly.
"You're the best." Adam said and kissed her forehead. "Come on. Let's go find Jason." He said and took her hand in his. They walked into the catering area and seen Jay throwing peas at Matt and Jeff Hardy. Adam took Alanah over to them.
"ALANAH! OH MY GOD!" Jay screamed and hugged her. Then he held her at arms length and looked at her. "Whoa! You're beautiful! Look at you!"
"Jay she's mine." Adam joked.
"Hi Alanah." Jeff said and shook her hand. Alanah nodded.
"Hello Alanah. How are you?" Matt asked.
"I'm fine, you?" Alanah answered. Adam went behind her, put his hands on her shoulders and playfully shook her.
"Alanah Copeland! Stop acting scared and shy or I'll kick your ass!" Adam joked. Alanah nervously smiled.
"Hey Matt, Jeff, Jay, Adam, and oh my god Alanah is that you over there?" Amy asked when she walked into the catering area and seen everyone. Alanah put on her fake smile again.
"Adam, while you get ready I can take Alanah to the women's locker room if you two want." Amy suggested after all the hellos were exchanged. Adam nodded and looked at Alanah.
"Do you want to?" He asked.
"I guess so." She answered.
"Come on!" Amy said cheerfully and took Alanah's hand in hers.