A/N: I don't own anything cool or from pokemon in this fan fiction. "Parallel Video Games"

List of Characters:

Mario Luigi Link

Kirby

Samus Pikachu Sonic Zelda Gannondorf Bowser Mewtwo Dr. Eggman All characters in parallel form

Chapter 1

Mario, Luigi, Pikachu, Link, Pikachu, Zelda, Kirby, and Samus are all hanging out in the bleachers after a "Super Smash Brothers" tournament.

Link: That was some fight.

Mario(add your own "-a"s for the Mario Bros): And, of course, I won!

Mario makes a huge grin while taunting.

Samus: Shut up!

Samus shoots Mario with the power-up blaster and he goes flying.

Everyone except Mario: YOOHOO!

Mario: YAHHH! I still won though. YAHHH!

Sonic walks up carrying a bunch of food.

Sonic: Sigh. Here's your order.

Everybody but Sonic makes a grab for the food and starts eating.

Zelda: Don't be blue Sonic. You'll get to be in a smash tournament some day.

Zelda then crams her head in a bucket of popcorn and starts eating.

Sonic: Sigh. I guess.

Kirby starts sucking in everybody's food. Luigi delivers a quick kick to Kirby's head to make him stop sucking.

Everybody but Kirby: Kirby!

Kirby looks guiltily at the floor.

Kirby: I. I was hungry..

Zelda: That's okay..

Luigi: Hey, where did Pikachu go?

Kirby spits up Pikachu.

Everybody but Kirby and Pikachu: EWWW!!!!

Samus hurls in her helmet.

Pikachu (In this story, it can talk.): THAT WAS NUTS!

Samus takes off her helmet and starts cleaning it with a futuristic tool from her suit.

Everybody but Samus: You're a woman!?!?

Samus: Duh!

Mario walks up with an atomic-wedgie and many cuts and bruises.

Mario: I landed on Bowser and Gannondorf. YOU'RE A WOMAN!

Samus: YES I AM!

Samus crammed her helmet back on.