Seto: Basilisk... BASILISK!!!!
Basilisk Eyes: *wakes up* WhoWhatWhereWhen?
Seto: Basilisk, you're on the air!
Basilisk: Oops... thanks, Seto! Hi there, just your friendly neighborhood storywriter, Basilisk Eyes. *sips a Diet Vernors* Aryana's in my head somewhere, so she can't chat right now. But, do I have a story for you! This one develops the character of Yaki Sandovska, the Michiganian duelist encountered in my fanfic "En le Cité des Lumieux". It also introduces a couple more Michiganians, the ever so dark Kepi Savant and the... well, loco, James "Loco" Copra.
Kepi: Hi!
Loco: Buenos dias! Donde esta el taco? (Note: I'm a French student copying the statement my friend made, no testimonies to the accuracy of this)
Basilisk: *sighs, then gives Loco a taco* Roll the disclaimer...
Steven the Techie: *looks at title* When did I become a techie?
Basilisk: Never mind that, just ROLL THE DISCLAIMER!!!
Steven: Alright, alright! *rolls the disclaimer*
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Seto Kaiba, etc. I own a dueling deck, a planner with a picture of Seto Kaiba taped to the cover, and a bottle of Diet Vernors. Yaki Sandovska, Kepi Savant, and James "Loco" Copra are mine! Diet Vernors is copyright of the Cadbury Beverage Company and bottled by independent Pepsi-Co bottlers.
"Class, these are our new students, Kepi Savant, James Copra, and Yaki... er, let's just call her Yaki. They come from a place called Michigan, in America." The homeroom teacher informed the class. Kepi looked very out of place in the Domino High uniform, wearing black lipstick and eyeshadow. The other girl, Yaki, smirked- she was perfectly comfortable in the boy's uniform. Both girls wore a chain around their necks that led to a pendant, but both had it tucked into their shirts. The single male had on the uniform... and a sombrero. "James, take off the hat, and sit over next to Ryou. He's an exchange student from England, so he'll be able to talk to you." Yaki giggled infectiously. "Yaki, take the seat behind Ryou, and Kepi, take the seat in front of him." Bakura felt the slightest bit surrounded. He didn't LIKE attention, but considering the students were all Americans... Yugi, who sat immediately to his left, tried to ease his mind with a quick thumbs-up, which Bakura returned shakily. "Ra, you're a wuss." Bakura heard his Yami chiding him. "It's just two little girls and a man in a weird hat. It can't be that bad." "Whatever." Bakura muttered. "Interesting name." Yaki laughed, making the white-haired boy realize he'd said that aloud. "I'm Yaki Sandovska." "Oh... I'm actually Ryou Bakura." Before Bakura could stop it, his Yami's voice came out of his mouth. "And you need to buy a vowel." "Excuse me." Yaki narrowed her eyes and sat down behind him. Seto Kaiba, who was sitting directly to her left, looked at her appraisingly. Hot-tempered... a last name with four consonants in a row... an interesting character. "Foolish mortal." James laughed as he sat down. "I'm God." Ryou looked anxious, until Yaki laughed. "His real name is James, but we call him Loco. It means crazy." "In Spanish." Kepi grinned as she sat down next to Joey. "Not like 'ki and I are any better, but at least we don't throw boxes of Spanish rice at people. Call me Kepi." "Nice to meet you, Kepi, Yaki, Loco." Yugi smiled warmly. "I'm Yugi Motou." "Oh, did you skip grades too?" Yaki asked Yugi. "I skipped first and eighth myself." "No, Yug's just a shrimp-thing!" Joey teased. "You skipped two grades?" Seto looked at Yaki, even more intrigued. "Yeah, I'm thirteen!" Yaki grinned. "No, you're eight." Loco had donned his sombrero again, and was more or less hiding under it. Yaki took several deep breaths, trying to control her temper. Luckily, she didn't have to worry, because the teacher launched into a trigonometry lecture. She took quick, efficient notes about the tangent ratio and its application in circumscribed polygons, then set her pen down. "Excuse me, ma'am?" "Yes, Miss... er, Sando...Yaki?" the teacher looked at her. "Loco, er, I mean James, and I finished this unit at our old school just before we came. Do you still want us to take notes?" she asked modestly. "If you can each answer a question about the unit, no." The teacher nodded. "James, what are the ratios of, in order, sine, cosine, and tangent?" "Opposite over hypotenuse, Adjacent over hypotenuse, and Opposite over adjacent." Loco responded quickly. "Good... Yaki, tell me the total measures, respectively, of the interior and exterior angles of a regular 9-gon." The teacher's piercing gaze turned to the tomboy. "1260 degrees and 360 degrees." "You may be excused from the notes. Does Kepi also comprehend this material?" the teacher inquired. "Ma'am, I attended a different school from Yaki and James." Kepi replied. "They were also in a more advanced math class than I." "Then let us continue." The teacher launched back into her lecture. While this was happening, a note landed on Yaki's doodle of an electric guitar. She looked at it in an abstract manner, then unfolded it, wondering what it said. She read:
Yaki- You are a most intriguing person... in fact, you and Loco are the only people beside me who have ever been exempted from Mrs. McCune's trig notes. Come and sit with me at lunch today. I normally sit near the shrimp- thing, as the lap dog so nicely puts it. Seto Kaiba "How interesting." Yaki thought to herself as she folded the note and slipped it into a pocket in her binder. Before she could fish out a pen to reply, the hour was almost over and homework was being passed out.
Basilisk: *gasps for breath* All... personalities... free...
21 and a Half personalities: HELLO!!!!
Seto, Kepi, Steven, and Loco: YELP! *run for different corners of the room*
Basilisk: Come... back... later... to... find... out... what... happens... between.... Yaki... and... Seto... and... to... see... if... the... OOC... world... can... be... saved... from... my... polar... nature...
Seto: *is between a corner and a longsword-bearing elven ranger* ARGH!!!! GET THAT LONGSWORD AWAY FROM ME, YOU POINTY-EARED FREAK! BASILISK!! HELP!!!
Basilisk: sorry... no... energy... Fistandalius... took... it... all...
Raistlin Majere/Fistandalius (btw, these are copyrighted by Margaret Weiss/ Tracey Hicks): MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Basilisk: Please... review... if... you... do ... not... Kiba... might... get... mad... and... decide... to... introduce... her... long... sword... to... Seto's... neck... *faints*
Basilisk Eyes: *wakes up* WhoWhatWhereWhen?
Seto: Basilisk, you're on the air!
Basilisk: Oops... thanks, Seto! Hi there, just your friendly neighborhood storywriter, Basilisk Eyes. *sips a Diet Vernors* Aryana's in my head somewhere, so she can't chat right now. But, do I have a story for you! This one develops the character of Yaki Sandovska, the Michiganian duelist encountered in my fanfic "En le Cité des Lumieux". It also introduces a couple more Michiganians, the ever so dark Kepi Savant and the... well, loco, James "Loco" Copra.
Kepi: Hi!
Loco: Buenos dias! Donde esta el taco? (Note: I'm a French student copying the statement my friend made, no testimonies to the accuracy of this)
Basilisk: *sighs, then gives Loco a taco* Roll the disclaimer...
Steven the Techie: *looks at title* When did I become a techie?
Basilisk: Never mind that, just ROLL THE DISCLAIMER!!!
Steven: Alright, alright! *rolls the disclaimer*
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Seto Kaiba, etc. I own a dueling deck, a planner with a picture of Seto Kaiba taped to the cover, and a bottle of Diet Vernors. Yaki Sandovska, Kepi Savant, and James "Loco" Copra are mine! Diet Vernors is copyright of the Cadbury Beverage Company and bottled by independent Pepsi-Co bottlers.
"Class, these are our new students, Kepi Savant, James Copra, and Yaki... er, let's just call her Yaki. They come from a place called Michigan, in America." The homeroom teacher informed the class. Kepi looked very out of place in the Domino High uniform, wearing black lipstick and eyeshadow. The other girl, Yaki, smirked- she was perfectly comfortable in the boy's uniform. Both girls wore a chain around their necks that led to a pendant, but both had it tucked into their shirts. The single male had on the uniform... and a sombrero. "James, take off the hat, and sit over next to Ryou. He's an exchange student from England, so he'll be able to talk to you." Yaki giggled infectiously. "Yaki, take the seat behind Ryou, and Kepi, take the seat in front of him." Bakura felt the slightest bit surrounded. He didn't LIKE attention, but considering the students were all Americans... Yugi, who sat immediately to his left, tried to ease his mind with a quick thumbs-up, which Bakura returned shakily. "Ra, you're a wuss." Bakura heard his Yami chiding him. "It's just two little girls and a man in a weird hat. It can't be that bad." "Whatever." Bakura muttered. "Interesting name." Yaki laughed, making the white-haired boy realize he'd said that aloud. "I'm Yaki Sandovska." "Oh... I'm actually Ryou Bakura." Before Bakura could stop it, his Yami's voice came out of his mouth. "And you need to buy a vowel." "Excuse me." Yaki narrowed her eyes and sat down behind him. Seto Kaiba, who was sitting directly to her left, looked at her appraisingly. Hot-tempered... a last name with four consonants in a row... an interesting character. "Foolish mortal." James laughed as he sat down. "I'm God." Ryou looked anxious, until Yaki laughed. "His real name is James, but we call him Loco. It means crazy." "In Spanish." Kepi grinned as she sat down next to Joey. "Not like 'ki and I are any better, but at least we don't throw boxes of Spanish rice at people. Call me Kepi." "Nice to meet you, Kepi, Yaki, Loco." Yugi smiled warmly. "I'm Yugi Motou." "Oh, did you skip grades too?" Yaki asked Yugi. "I skipped first and eighth myself." "No, Yug's just a shrimp-thing!" Joey teased. "You skipped two grades?" Seto looked at Yaki, even more intrigued. "Yeah, I'm thirteen!" Yaki grinned. "No, you're eight." Loco had donned his sombrero again, and was more or less hiding under it. Yaki took several deep breaths, trying to control her temper. Luckily, she didn't have to worry, because the teacher launched into a trigonometry lecture. She took quick, efficient notes about the tangent ratio and its application in circumscribed polygons, then set her pen down. "Excuse me, ma'am?" "Yes, Miss... er, Sando...Yaki?" the teacher looked at her. "Loco, er, I mean James, and I finished this unit at our old school just before we came. Do you still want us to take notes?" she asked modestly. "If you can each answer a question about the unit, no." The teacher nodded. "James, what are the ratios of, in order, sine, cosine, and tangent?" "Opposite over hypotenuse, Adjacent over hypotenuse, and Opposite over adjacent." Loco responded quickly. "Good... Yaki, tell me the total measures, respectively, of the interior and exterior angles of a regular 9-gon." The teacher's piercing gaze turned to the tomboy. "1260 degrees and 360 degrees." "You may be excused from the notes. Does Kepi also comprehend this material?" the teacher inquired. "Ma'am, I attended a different school from Yaki and James." Kepi replied. "They were also in a more advanced math class than I." "Then let us continue." The teacher launched back into her lecture. While this was happening, a note landed on Yaki's doodle of an electric guitar. She looked at it in an abstract manner, then unfolded it, wondering what it said. She read:
Yaki- You are a most intriguing person... in fact, you and Loco are the only people beside me who have ever been exempted from Mrs. McCune's trig notes. Come and sit with me at lunch today. I normally sit near the shrimp- thing, as the lap dog so nicely puts it. Seto Kaiba "How interesting." Yaki thought to herself as she folded the note and slipped it into a pocket in her binder. Before she could fish out a pen to reply, the hour was almost over and homework was being passed out.
Basilisk: *gasps for breath* All... personalities... free...
21 and a Half personalities: HELLO!!!!
Seto, Kepi, Steven, and Loco: YELP! *run for different corners of the room*
Basilisk: Come... back... later... to... find... out... what... happens... between.... Yaki... and... Seto... and... to... see... if... the... OOC... world... can... be... saved... from... my... polar... nature...
Seto: *is between a corner and a longsword-bearing elven ranger* ARGH!!!! GET THAT LONGSWORD AWAY FROM ME, YOU POINTY-EARED FREAK! BASILISK!! HELP!!!
Basilisk: sorry... no... energy... Fistandalius... took... it... all...
Raistlin Majere/Fistandalius (btw, these are copyrighted by Margaret Weiss/ Tracey Hicks): MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Basilisk: Please... review... if... you... do ... not... Kiba... might... get... mad... and... decide... to... introduce... her... long... sword... to... Seto's... neck... *faints*