The four boys, as well as the rest of the Gryffindor house, woke up to a
dreary, bleak, gray day to--
"POTTER, BLACK, LUPIN, AND PETTIGREW; PLEASE MARCH INTO THE COMMON ROOM QUICKLY, THERE IS AN INEXTINGUISHABLE FIRE IN YOUR DORM. DO NOT STOP FOR ANYTHING!"
By now most of the house had walked down to the common room, rubbing their eyes to see who woke them up at 6:39 a.m. on a Saturday morning. What they found was good enough to wipe away any anger towards the unknown culprit.
James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter stood in front of the fireplace, drifting back into sleep, even while they were standing. They seemed unaware that on them were the oddest assortment of clothes anyone had ever seen. Big purple polkadots decorated their hair; pink hearts on their pajamas as well as neon green teddy bears. But what amused the people most of all were the boys' distorted physical features.
All of them either had their faces stretched, noses enlarged, mouths lopsided, or bodies inflated while insulting words floated over their heads. There were words like pig, idiot, freak of nature, mentally deranged, and such taking turns landing on their hair or sticking to their clothes.
Laughter rang throughout the common room, but still the boys didn't wake up.
Until. . .
James's pants started to smoke, then Sirius's, then Remus's, and finally Peter's. Lily, Anne, and Lor had charmed the boys to move closer to wherever the heat in the room they were in came from. So, obviously, the boys were catching on fire. There was a crackling noise, and then the boys not only smoked, but also started to burn. Peter was the first to wake up, and when he saw flames licking his bottom, he screamed the glass on the windows off.
Literally.
This, of course, woke Remus up, who woke Sirius up, who woke James up. All four sizzling boys ran around the common room screaming, as if they were willing the fire off their buttocks instead of performing a simple water spell. Jumping, hopping on their right foot, then the left, right, left, right, left, right, left. . . they looked as if they were people trying to do a mix between the can-can (their hands were on their waists while hopping for some odd reason) and the cha-cha-cha (they were moving in a strange line around the common room too).
Next they waltzed, then came the Charleston (the fire had reached their knees), and finally a weird version of the Macerena. James suddenly had a brilliant flash of /genius/.
"LILEEEEEEE!!!"
Lily sighed from her position on the couch; James always had to ruin the fun. Their pajamas were so thick the fire wouldn't be able to burn their skin anyway. Lazily she flicked her wand and muttered something. A jet of water shot out of her wand and onto Peter. Deciding that it wasn't enough, Lily conjured a huge bucket full of ice-cold water and drifted it above their heads.
"L-Lily p-please have m-mercy!" cried Sirius, looking up at the bucket in horror. Lily pretended not to hear him, and /accidentally/ flicked her wand again. The lake water came pouring down onto the four now shivering and angry boys.
The fire on their pants spit and ceased, but the fire in their eyes didn't. They had all been publicly humiliated by GIRLS. Sirius charged towards the place Lily, Anne, and Lor were sitting and still giggling.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?" yelled Sirius while pushing his sopping wet hair out of his eyes. The girls stopped giggling and looked up at him.
"I just felt like it I suppose." Lily shrugged.
"And Lily needed to test her plan out for pay back." Anne whispered to Lor, who nodded in agreement.
"Well you guys better watch out, 'cause you are going to PAY." Peter warned.
"We're looking forward to it!" Anne said sweetly.
"Yeah? Well-ll er-" but he couldn't finish because the three girls had already walked towards the portrait hole to go to breakfast, triumphant smiles on their faces.
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It had taken ages to work out how to get the spots, hearts, and teddy bears off. Then, as if missing breakfast and listening to Sirius complain about it wasn't enough, they had forgotten the mess that was in the common room. The windows, which Peter had screamed off, had broken and the pieces were scattered across the room. The lake water that Lily had conjured didn't dry yet, and it was spoiling the rich crimson carpets and mahogany furniture.
Deciding they'd deal with it later, James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter, walked towards the portrait hole and hoped that someone had saved some food for them. But just as they reached the opening, no other than their worst nightmare right then came through carrying a stack of papers.
Professor McGonagall nodded to them in recognition, but when she saw their guilty faces, and then looked over their shoulders to see the very messy common room. She gasped in horror. James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter looked at each other with frightened eyes.
They were going to be in SO much trouble.
A/n: I love you guys! Thanks again for reviewing! If there are any grammar mistakes in this, I'm REALLY sorry, I didn't read it over and it's 12 o'clock at night right now.
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING okay? HAPPY? I admit it, I DIDN'T actually come up with the HP characters, J.K. did! *Runs off crying*
"POTTER, BLACK, LUPIN, AND PETTIGREW; PLEASE MARCH INTO THE COMMON ROOM QUICKLY, THERE IS AN INEXTINGUISHABLE FIRE IN YOUR DORM. DO NOT STOP FOR ANYTHING!"
By now most of the house had walked down to the common room, rubbing their eyes to see who woke them up at 6:39 a.m. on a Saturday morning. What they found was good enough to wipe away any anger towards the unknown culprit.
James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter stood in front of the fireplace, drifting back into sleep, even while they were standing. They seemed unaware that on them were the oddest assortment of clothes anyone had ever seen. Big purple polkadots decorated their hair; pink hearts on their pajamas as well as neon green teddy bears. But what amused the people most of all were the boys' distorted physical features.
All of them either had their faces stretched, noses enlarged, mouths lopsided, or bodies inflated while insulting words floated over their heads. There were words like pig, idiot, freak of nature, mentally deranged, and such taking turns landing on their hair or sticking to their clothes.
Laughter rang throughout the common room, but still the boys didn't wake up.
Until. . .
James's pants started to smoke, then Sirius's, then Remus's, and finally Peter's. Lily, Anne, and Lor had charmed the boys to move closer to wherever the heat in the room they were in came from. So, obviously, the boys were catching on fire. There was a crackling noise, and then the boys not only smoked, but also started to burn. Peter was the first to wake up, and when he saw flames licking his bottom, he screamed the glass on the windows off.
Literally.
This, of course, woke Remus up, who woke Sirius up, who woke James up. All four sizzling boys ran around the common room screaming, as if they were willing the fire off their buttocks instead of performing a simple water spell. Jumping, hopping on their right foot, then the left, right, left, right, left, right, left. . . they looked as if they were people trying to do a mix between the can-can (their hands were on their waists while hopping for some odd reason) and the cha-cha-cha (they were moving in a strange line around the common room too).
Next they waltzed, then came the Charleston (the fire had reached their knees), and finally a weird version of the Macerena. James suddenly had a brilliant flash of /genius/.
"LILEEEEEEE!!!"
Lily sighed from her position on the couch; James always had to ruin the fun. Their pajamas were so thick the fire wouldn't be able to burn their skin anyway. Lazily she flicked her wand and muttered something. A jet of water shot out of her wand and onto Peter. Deciding that it wasn't enough, Lily conjured a huge bucket full of ice-cold water and drifted it above their heads.
"L-Lily p-please have m-mercy!" cried Sirius, looking up at the bucket in horror. Lily pretended not to hear him, and /accidentally/ flicked her wand again. The lake water came pouring down onto the four now shivering and angry boys.
The fire on their pants spit and ceased, but the fire in their eyes didn't. They had all been publicly humiliated by GIRLS. Sirius charged towards the place Lily, Anne, and Lor were sitting and still giggling.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?" yelled Sirius while pushing his sopping wet hair out of his eyes. The girls stopped giggling and looked up at him.
"I just felt like it I suppose." Lily shrugged.
"And Lily needed to test her plan out for pay back." Anne whispered to Lor, who nodded in agreement.
"Well you guys better watch out, 'cause you are going to PAY." Peter warned.
"We're looking forward to it!" Anne said sweetly.
"Yeah? Well-ll er-" but he couldn't finish because the three girls had already walked towards the portrait hole to go to breakfast, triumphant smiles on their faces.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
It had taken ages to work out how to get the spots, hearts, and teddy bears off. Then, as if missing breakfast and listening to Sirius complain about it wasn't enough, they had forgotten the mess that was in the common room. The windows, which Peter had screamed off, had broken and the pieces were scattered across the room. The lake water that Lily had conjured didn't dry yet, and it was spoiling the rich crimson carpets and mahogany furniture.
Deciding they'd deal with it later, James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter, walked towards the portrait hole and hoped that someone had saved some food for them. But just as they reached the opening, no other than their worst nightmare right then came through carrying a stack of papers.
Professor McGonagall nodded to them in recognition, but when she saw their guilty faces, and then looked over their shoulders to see the very messy common room. She gasped in horror. James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter looked at each other with frightened eyes.
They were going to be in SO much trouble.
A/n: I love you guys! Thanks again for reviewing! If there are any grammar mistakes in this, I'm REALLY sorry, I didn't read it over and it's 12 o'clock at night right now.
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING okay? HAPPY? I admit it, I DIDN'T actually come up with the HP characters, J.K. did! *Runs off crying*