Disclaimer: See Chapter 3. I am NOT going to write another disclaimer. So there. :p Oh, but Piccolo's chocolate cravings and his bank robber impression are entirely from the waste can of my own imagination. Don't worry, it'll make sense later. I'm planning to make that another side story....
Thanks so much for all of the reviews. I figure if I post more chapters this story'll make a heckuva lot more sense, so I'm gonna post 'em fast & furious for the next week or so, until I start getting death threats...^_^
One thing: This story has NOTHING to do with Jesus or the Christian God. I wasn't even going to name Videl's baby at ALL, none the less name is Jesus or something. Weeelll, unless you really want her to have the baby.... But, on second thought, that would be kinda wierd. I just made the title 'Holy Jesus!' because it SO amused me. It's like Christina said in her review... Videl SATAN? (That makes me laugh. Ha ha. ^_^) Holy Jesus is just another spin-on-words I invent in my spare time 'cause I have absolutely no life. But don't we all? ^_^ Until you find me a life that I enjoy, the title stays, 'cause I need some amusement in my oh-so-dull ummm......non-life.
Hope that satisfies you!
All my love + huggles,
Lady C.
(P.S- This chapter will be WAY longer. My computer has a way of making me think I write more than I really do. Dumb wordpad..... This one's for you, Ponytail Goddess! Oh, and everyone send a big get-well-soon to my former enemy GRRRR@unomo (formally grrrrrrrr@you). She's sick! Hope you get better soon...... Is it serious?)
Holy Jesus!
Chapter 4
Goku may have seemed oblivious to his eldest son's troubles, but in reality he was worried sick. He had felt a slight burst of power earlier, and he hadn't been able to tell if 'it' was good or evil. He could only hope Videl was alright. Her and Gohan did look quite nice together, he had to admit. And, come to think of it, Gohan was acting very strange around her. It almost reminded him of.... Himself. ChiChi had made him act like that. He smirked at the thought of his studious son in love. *I guess anything can happen these days..*
That thought reminded him to check on ChiChi again. He had been searching for her ki periodically and opening their bond extra-wide ever since he had felt 'it', and nothing had gone wrong yet. Still, it couldn't hurt to check. Where was she? Ahhh... there she is.
Nothing wrong now, only a small flare once in a while. *Maybe she's training! That would be so cool...* He loved his wife, but she couldn't seem to keep her head out of trouble for two seconds. What was worse, she always thought she could protect herself. He loved it when she needed him, because it made him feel useful, but those times were few and far between. Perhaps he could get Piccolo to disguise himself and kidnap her! That HAD worked before, believe it or not. The memory of the proud Namekian dressed up like a common human bank robber was just too much... Luckily for Goku, Piccolo had a weakness for chocolate. A very LARGE weakness.
Hmmm, time to check on Chi again. He knew he was going totally overboard, but he just wanted to make sure. He couldn't lose her again, not when things were finally going right. Not now....
"Dad?"
He snapped out of his thoughts to give his youngest a very Vegeta-like glare. "Yeah Goten?"
Goku's death glare had no effect on the innocent little sayaijn, as he was turned around at the moment, flying backwards. *I thought I told him not to do that....*
"What d'ya think happened to Videl?"
The strongest fighter in the universe sighed and slowed down a bit. He wasn't expecting this. Maybe Goten had felt 'it' too.... Nah. He would've told his father anything. Goku bit back a proud smile at that thought, and decided to answer take the easy way out. "I bet she just got held up, that's all. Nothing happened to her. I'm sure of it." *I hate lying, I hate lying, I hate lying, I hate lying...*
"Promise?"
The sight of those shining eyes was almost too much to bear.
Almost.
He released another one of his frequent sighs before he answered.
"Sure Goten. I promise."
If only he knew what was going on! *Hurry Gohan. This may be more serious than I thought...*
Ugh! I know I said it was going to be exxxxtttttttrrrrraaaaa llllllloooooonnnnnggggg, but I needed to finish up Goku's POV. FORGIVE ME!!! The next one will be longer, I swear. I am just having some serious keyboard problems (my left hand shift key, the one I use the most, is so totally broken) and my entire e-mail account just changed from English to CHINESE!!! Chinese makes my head spin...o.O Reviews please, even though I don't deserve them!!!
Thanks so much for all of the reviews. I figure if I post more chapters this story'll make a heckuva lot more sense, so I'm gonna post 'em fast & furious for the next week or so, until I start getting death threats...^_^
One thing: This story has NOTHING to do with Jesus or the Christian God. I wasn't even going to name Videl's baby at ALL, none the less name is Jesus or something. Weeelll, unless you really want her to have the baby.... But, on second thought, that would be kinda wierd. I just made the title 'Holy Jesus!' because it SO amused me. It's like Christina said in her review... Videl SATAN? (That makes me laugh. Ha ha. ^_^) Holy Jesus is just another spin-on-words I invent in my spare time 'cause I have absolutely no life. But don't we all? ^_^ Until you find me a life that I enjoy, the title stays, 'cause I need some amusement in my oh-so-dull ummm......non-life.
Hope that satisfies you!
All my love + huggles,
Lady C.
(P.S- This chapter will be WAY longer. My computer has a way of making me think I write more than I really do. Dumb wordpad..... This one's for you, Ponytail Goddess! Oh, and everyone send a big get-well-soon to my former enemy GRRRR@unomo (formally grrrrrrrr@you). She's sick! Hope you get better soon...... Is it serious?)
Holy Jesus!
Chapter 4
Goku may have seemed oblivious to his eldest son's troubles, but in reality he was worried sick. He had felt a slight burst of power earlier, and he hadn't been able to tell if 'it' was good or evil. He could only hope Videl was alright. Her and Gohan did look quite nice together, he had to admit. And, come to think of it, Gohan was acting very strange around her. It almost reminded him of.... Himself. ChiChi had made him act like that. He smirked at the thought of his studious son in love. *I guess anything can happen these days..*
That thought reminded him to check on ChiChi again. He had been searching for her ki periodically and opening their bond extra-wide ever since he had felt 'it', and nothing had gone wrong yet. Still, it couldn't hurt to check. Where was she? Ahhh... there she is.
Nothing wrong now, only a small flare once in a while. *Maybe she's training! That would be so cool...* He loved his wife, but she couldn't seem to keep her head out of trouble for two seconds. What was worse, she always thought she could protect herself. He loved it when she needed him, because it made him feel useful, but those times were few and far between. Perhaps he could get Piccolo to disguise himself and kidnap her! That HAD worked before, believe it or not. The memory of the proud Namekian dressed up like a common human bank robber was just too much... Luckily for Goku, Piccolo had a weakness for chocolate. A very LARGE weakness.
Hmmm, time to check on Chi again. He knew he was going totally overboard, but he just wanted to make sure. He couldn't lose her again, not when things were finally going right. Not now....
"Dad?"
He snapped out of his thoughts to give his youngest a very Vegeta-like glare. "Yeah Goten?"
Goku's death glare had no effect on the innocent little sayaijn, as he was turned around at the moment, flying backwards. *I thought I told him not to do that....*
"What d'ya think happened to Videl?"
The strongest fighter in the universe sighed and slowed down a bit. He wasn't expecting this. Maybe Goten had felt 'it' too.... Nah. He would've told his father anything. Goku bit back a proud smile at that thought, and decided to answer take the easy way out. "I bet she just got held up, that's all. Nothing happened to her. I'm sure of it." *I hate lying, I hate lying, I hate lying, I hate lying...*
"Promise?"
The sight of those shining eyes was almost too much to bear.
Almost.
He released another one of his frequent sighs before he answered.
"Sure Goten. I promise."
If only he knew what was going on! *Hurry Gohan. This may be more serious than I thought...*
Ugh! I know I said it was going to be exxxxtttttttrrrrraaaaa llllllloooooonnnnnggggg, but I needed to finish up Goku's POV. FORGIVE ME!!! The next one will be longer, I swear. I am just having some serious keyboard problems (my left hand shift key, the one I use the most, is so totally broken) and my entire e-mail account just changed from English to CHINESE!!! Chinese makes my head spin...o.O Reviews please, even though I don't deserve them!!!