A cucco's life is not what you deem. It is much harder than it may seem.

When I am trying to have a snack, A rude little boy will give me a whack.

I try to stay calm but what does he do? He whacks me again and then hits my crew!

Enough is enough, the boy must pay. Now he will learn how the cucco's play.

But low and behold he has escaped my rage. Yet when he returns he'll beg for a sage.

Now it is time to roam around, While Malon sings and the horses are bound.

As I stroll in the ranch I see lots of things, Like cows and bats with gigantic wings.

I see the sun shine in the sky, And wonder if I can fly that high.

Yet my thoughts are broken by a very loud shout. That fairy boy's back, isn't he just the lout!

My crew and I just keep our cool. If he comes closer, won't he be a fool.

For we are the cucco's cunning and smart. We may be ferocious but we still have a heart.

We'll spare his- Where'd he go!? Where is that good for nothing Mo'fo!?

Ah! It cannot be! He's gotten a hold of me!

This is the end. The end I say! My life was short and I lost the fray.

Oh well, how will he put an end to me? Will I be deep-fried and extra crispy?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Wait a second! That didn't hurt at all. That little fairy boy just threw me at the wall!

I'll get that boy if it's the last thing I do! Cause I live a life of a daring cucco!!!!