Kitty-san Part 1

Prescribed by Dr. Mwaahaha

Here is your daily dose of shounen/ai. Tsuzuki/Hisoka.

"Ah! So 5 kids have already disappeared?" Tsuzuki asked. Tatsumi had just explained their next assignment to them. Five kids had disappeared within a week, and they all had one thing in common: a haunted house.

Victims were as listed: Asako Takeuchi, 14; Akira Matsushita, 13; Nagako Koide, 17; Mariko Ookawa, 11; Komori Genjiro, 16;

"The children all live in the same area. Apparently, the haunted house is a popular place for kids to spend the night," Tatsumi turned the page. "According to their parents, the kids were dared to spend a night alone in the house, but they never came back. The last person, Komori Genjiro, disappeared yesterday," He concluded.

Tatsumi pushed his glasses up. He suddenly got a dark look on his face, "Tsuzuki. If you recklessly waste your money again be sure that I WILL KILL YOU."

He smiled kindly, "Kurosaki-kun, I leave this mission up to you. Please find what is causing the disappearances."

"Of course. My lazy partner here and I will be sure to solve the case," Hisoka assured Tatsumi.

"Naaaaahhh~ Hisoka, you're so mean," Tsuzuki puppy wails.

"Do you best, Kurosaki-kun," Tatsumi pleaded.



Tsuzuki and Hisoka walked towards the haunted house. Tsuzuki stretched as he walked.

"Naaaaah, Tatsumi is so cheap. At least this time we have a nice tub to bathe in," Tsuzuki nagged to Hisoka. A puppy Tsuzuki poked Hisoka, "Want to take a bath with me? I'll even wash your back for you!"

"I still haven't changed my position about bathing alone you know," Hisoka told him. He was used to Tsuzuki's harmless flirtations. Although, recently, they had slightly stepped up a notch. Hisoka had felt a feeling from Tsuzuki that he couldn't, didn't, want to identify.

"Ooo. We're here," Tsuzuki stopped. The house looked like your typical haunted house. Old, dark, spooky, all it needed was a cat.

However, there was something off that neither of them could put their finger on. It wasn't the fact that many kids had disappeared, or the fact that it looked scary. No, it was a nagging feeling that they had.

They looked at each other. As much as they didn't want to go in, it was their job to explore the house. Walking up to the house, the night seemed to get darker. The air grew heavier, and seemed to press down around them.

Hisoka touched the door, and it swung open. Hisoka moved to go in, but froze in mid-motion, something was really wrong. Tsuzuki also felt the shift in the energy around them. Alarm bells in his head went off.

"No! Don't go in!" Tsuzuki moved to stop Hisoka from going in. Unfortunately, Tsuzuki moved too fast and succeeded only in knocking Hisoka over.

Into the house.

::insert big poof::

Tsuzuki felt cloth around him. There was something even weirder than that though. Something.

He stumbled out of the cloth that surrounded him. Wow, I can see in the dark! he thought.

"Hisoka? Are you okay?" Tsuzuki asked worriedly.

"You.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!!" Hisoka yelled. Tsuzuki turned to look in the direction of the voice.

"Hisoka, you're all ri-," Tsuzuki froze in mid sentence.

Looking at him was not his beautiful, human partner. Looking at him was a blonde, green eyed cat.

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(Mojo jojo voice) Mindless Chattah.

This is my fanfic. Only one shall be the owner of the fanfic, and one is me, and only me!!!! Disclaimer: However, Yami no Matsuei is owned by Yohko Matsushita and Hana To Yume. But, mostly Matsushita-sensei, because she created them.

Mwaahaaahaa haa haa! I am evil, sadistic. Not like Muraki, though. But yes! I have turned them into Cats! I will put up more doses of shounen ai later on. But for now, I shall retire to my lab. Mwee hee hee hee hee. -Dr. Mwaahaha