Kitty-san
Part 1
Prescribed by Dr. Mwaahaha
Daily dosage of humor and shounen-ai. (Tsuzuki/Hisoka)
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"You.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!!" Hisoka yelled. I turn to look in the direction of the voice.
"Hisoka, you're all ri-," I freeze in mid sentence.
I was not looking at my beautiful human partner. No, looking back at me was a blonde, green eyed cat.
I looked down at myself and saw only dark black fur. I'm a cat too. What the hell? A spell? This is probably what happened to all of those kids. There was only one question left, why? If someone was strong enough to create a spell to change even a shinigami, they must be skilled indeed. He/She might even be nearby.
"Hisoka! Is anybody nearby?" I ask my quivering partner. "Are. are you sure you're okay?"
Hisoka sends me a seething look. Oh. I guess he was shaking with anger.
"Trust me, Hisoka. This is important," I ask him seriously. Hisoka calms down a little at my tone. I feel him focusing and searching for any other people that might be nearby.
"No. There's no one around here except for us," Hisoka reported. "Do you think whoever caused this is still nearby?"
"Yes, and I believe that the kids that disappeared are wandering around as cats right now," I tell him.
"But why would someone turn people into cats?" Hisoka asked me.
"I'm not sure." I ponder. We're not going to get any further tonight, especially as cats. We needed to go back and report back.
"Maybe a cat lover?" Hisoka suggested.
I circle Hisoka. He really was cute as a cat. Bright green eyes were even more noticeable among the golden hair. And had Hisoka always looked this athletic?
"What are you doing?" Hisoka asked?
"You're so Kawaii!!!! Your cute little pink nose, and cute little paws!!!!" I exclaim as I jump toward him.
Hisoka quickly leaped onto a table.
"Ha! This cat form might be useful for something," Hisoka said. I materialize next to him.
"Hey! A mirror!" I say. Hmmm, I'm not that bad looking myself. Looking back at me is a coal black cat with wide purple eyes. Even in my cat form, I'm taller than Hisoka. I lick my paw while looking in the mirror. I tilt my head to one side, looking innocent. Cute, cute.
"Are you done looking at yourself?" Hisoka asked.
"Don't I look so-" I stop. My ears prick up. I look behind us. My amazing cat eyes pick up movement in the corner of the room. Whatever it was, was hidden behind a grandfather clock.
I can tell that Hisoka saw it as well. I signal for us to turn invisible. Stealthily, we jump down from the table, and stalk toward the clock. We become visible, and peek behind the clock.
"Mweeeooowwww!!!" A cat jumps out from behind the clock. It tries to escape, but both me and Hisoka pounce on it.
"No! No! Don't make me go to the cat show!" he yelled.
"Calm down! We're not going to take you to a .er.cat show!" I tell him. He stops struggling.
A beautiful Siamese cat looks up at us. He is still panting hard, and looks at us questioningly.
"You can talk. So you got turned into cats too?" he asks us.
"Yes, do you know who's doing this?" Hisoka asks him. He looks panicked.
"Oh my God," if he were human, I would say that he paled. "He's coming here right now!!!!!"
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Mindless Chattah
Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is owned by Yohko Matsushita and Hana To Yume. But, mostly Matsushita-sensei, because she created them.
This fanfic belongs to me, and only to me. If you try to attempt to copy any part of this fanfic, I shall run after you with a needle. This shall be done while laughing my head off sadistically. 0_0 So don't copy.
If you want to post this up anywhere, just let me know. Well, I shall continue this concoction later. Ja!
-Dr. Mwaahaha
Prescribed by Dr. Mwaahaha
Daily dosage of humor and shounen-ai. (Tsuzuki/Hisoka)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!!" Hisoka yelled. I turn to look in the direction of the voice.
"Hisoka, you're all ri-," I freeze in mid sentence.
I was not looking at my beautiful human partner. No, looking back at me was a blonde, green eyed cat.
I looked down at myself and saw only dark black fur. I'm a cat too. What the hell? A spell? This is probably what happened to all of those kids. There was only one question left, why? If someone was strong enough to create a spell to change even a shinigami, they must be skilled indeed. He/She might even be nearby.
"Hisoka! Is anybody nearby?" I ask my quivering partner. "Are. are you sure you're okay?"
Hisoka sends me a seething look. Oh. I guess he was shaking with anger.
"Trust me, Hisoka. This is important," I ask him seriously. Hisoka calms down a little at my tone. I feel him focusing and searching for any other people that might be nearby.
"No. There's no one around here except for us," Hisoka reported. "Do you think whoever caused this is still nearby?"
"Yes, and I believe that the kids that disappeared are wandering around as cats right now," I tell him.
"But why would someone turn people into cats?" Hisoka asked me.
"I'm not sure." I ponder. We're not going to get any further tonight, especially as cats. We needed to go back and report back.
"Maybe a cat lover?" Hisoka suggested.
I circle Hisoka. He really was cute as a cat. Bright green eyes were even more noticeable among the golden hair. And had Hisoka always looked this athletic?
"What are you doing?" Hisoka asked?
"You're so Kawaii!!!! Your cute little pink nose, and cute little paws!!!!" I exclaim as I jump toward him.
Hisoka quickly leaped onto a table.
"Ha! This cat form might be useful for something," Hisoka said. I materialize next to him.
"Hey! A mirror!" I say. Hmmm, I'm not that bad looking myself. Looking back at me is a coal black cat with wide purple eyes. Even in my cat form, I'm taller than Hisoka. I lick my paw while looking in the mirror. I tilt my head to one side, looking innocent. Cute, cute.
"Are you done looking at yourself?" Hisoka asked.
"Don't I look so-" I stop. My ears prick up. I look behind us. My amazing cat eyes pick up movement in the corner of the room. Whatever it was, was hidden behind a grandfather clock.
I can tell that Hisoka saw it as well. I signal for us to turn invisible. Stealthily, we jump down from the table, and stalk toward the clock. We become visible, and peek behind the clock.
"Mweeeooowwww!!!" A cat jumps out from behind the clock. It tries to escape, but both me and Hisoka pounce on it.
"No! No! Don't make me go to the cat show!" he yelled.
"Calm down! We're not going to take you to a .er.cat show!" I tell him. He stops struggling.
A beautiful Siamese cat looks up at us. He is still panting hard, and looks at us questioningly.
"You can talk. So you got turned into cats too?" he asks us.
"Yes, do you know who's doing this?" Hisoka asks him. He looks panicked.
"Oh my God," if he were human, I would say that he paled. "He's coming here right now!!!!!"
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Mindless Chattah
Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is owned by Yohko Matsushita and Hana To Yume. But, mostly Matsushita-sensei, because she created them.
This fanfic belongs to me, and only to me. If you try to attempt to copy any part of this fanfic, I shall run after you with a needle. This shall be done while laughing my head off sadistically. 0_0 So don't copy.
If you want to post this up anywhere, just let me know. Well, I shall continue this concoction later. Ja!
-Dr. Mwaahaha