Diaclaimer: I wish I owned Stargate but I dont.
Spoilers: none at all!!
Roswell CH.3
"Wow, I think i'm gonna be sick!" Jonas said as he stepped off the plane at the Roswell airport.
"First time on a plane, eh?" Jack said.
"Yea."
"So, welcome to Roswell, a small city in the middle of no where. Home of the most famous UFO we'll be seeing later. Oh yea, the nice cold-n-sunny weather were having with a high of..." Jack stopped and looked at Jonas.
"Yo Jonas,"he tried wispering," Did you watch the weather channel today? Whats the high tempature here?"
"Um.. 58 degrees with a chance of snow."
"Oh yes, 58 degrees with a chance of SNOW?!"
"Um, well thats what the guy on tv said."
Jack just looked at him funny.
This was not the avarage mission for SG-1. They didn't take their usual gear. No P-90's. No C-4's. No Zats. No staff weapons. It just wasn't the same go to a planet, kill some goa'uld, save the world kind of mission. It would be some boring scientific kind of mission that would intrest everyone but Jack. So SG-1 walked through the airport until they came across some tall old guy with a military uniform on. Then the man spoke to them.
"Hello i'm General Richardson. You must be SG-1. I could tell by the patch on your uniforms."
Jack looked down at his uniform. He felt kind of embarrased. It was his usual green uniform he wore down at the base every other day. Then he lookes up at the general and gave him a cheesy I don't like you kind of smile.
"Uh... hi, i'm Colonel Jack O'Niell, this is Major Samantha Carter..."
"Hi"
"...that tall guy is Teal'c*he nods his head*, and thats Jonas...Quinn*sticks his hand up like he was waving*."
Jack made sure he had stressed their military rankings. He felt like he wanted to brag a little bit. And he wasn't used to saying Quinn, but he figured he should or Jonas may have had a fit.
"Well I hope you guys are ready to see what we've been working on for years, its absolutly amazing." Richardson said.
"You do know we work for the SGC, so you do know that we see stuff like this every. So you should know this will probably be pretty boring for us." Jack said.
"Yes, well we should be getting to the site now."
So SG-1 exited the airport and followed the General out to the parking lot. Then he walked up to a small white SUV and unlocked it.
"Well I guess we'll be needing to take turns getting there now wont we?" Jack laughed.
"No htat wont be necessary. There are six seats in here, and lucky for us, there are only five of us! One of you can sit in the front with me and the rest of you can sit in the back!" Richardson chuckled.
Jack got an angry look on his face but then said,
"Well I guess I get the front!"
"Sir," Sam objected, "I think I should sit in the front, I don't want to sit in the back with a bunch of smelly boys!"
"SMELLY ?" Jonas said," Um sorry, but I showered this morning."
"As did I" said Teal'c. Sam just glared at them.
"Major i'm your Colonel so therefore I should get the front!"
"No!"They evily stared at each other for a minute.
"Hello are you getting in?" asked the General.
"Yea hold on. Okay sir, lets settle this over rock paper scissors."
"But I suck at that game."
"Um you must have bad luck than. Well lets play."
So Jack and Sam slammed their hands down three times. Jack had rock. Sam had paper.
"Yes, yes, yes! I won! In your face Ja... Colonel, in your face!"
"Ja? were you gonna say my name?Well I told you that I sucked." Sam blushed and got into the car. Then Jack did.
"It will take about take about 30 minutes to get to the site." General Richardson said.
"30 minutes!" Jack yelled, "I thought it was in the city, kinda."
"It's 15 miles east of the city."
"Oh"
After that it was pretty much silent. Teal'c was sitting in the back inbetween Jack and Jonas. He kept glaring back and fowrth between the too. He looked at Jonas, who was facinated with the car. He had never traveled like that before. His people were just starting to make way of traveling like that. He was playing all the buttons in the back when he discovored the cigarette lighter. Then he started playing with it when he burnt his finger. Teal'c wanted to laugh, but he couldn't, he was Teal'c. Then Teal'c looked at Colonel O'Niell, who was taping random beats on the window with half his face smushed into it. Man was he bored. Then Sam was in the front with a big smile on her face. She kept looking back at Jack and giving him these ha-ha-I-won kind of look. When Jack finally relized it he blew her a kiss. Sam turned around and blushed. Later they drove up to these two security officers.
"May I see some ID please?" one of them said. the general pulled out his wallet and showed it to the guy.
"Oh thanks General." he said.
"Are we there yet?" the colonel whined.
"Yea"
The General parked the car. They all got out. When Sam looked up at Jack to give him an evil yet cute look for what he did in the car back there, but instead burst out laughing.
"What?!" said the Colonel, almost not wanting to know what was going on. Sam pulled out a mirror she kept in her pocket and handed it to him. He looked into the mirror and saw that where his face was on the window left a big red spot.
"Ahhh..... God how come no one told me?"
"Er, sir, I couldn't see your face was on the window."
"I knew that Major"
Then the General started talking. " Well if you two stopped flirting, we can take you to the ship."
Jack and Sam both blushed. Then some scientest walked up to them.
"This is Doctor Kelso, he will take you to the ship and explain some of the things to you." explained Richardson.
"Things?" asked Jonas.
"Yes, some of the thing we found with the ship. Well I should let you be on your way." The General turned around and left.
"Well lets go to the ship." said Doctor Kelso, with a nerdy girly voice wich sounded like he needed to blow his nose. So SG-1 and Doctor Kelso walked off to the ship. They saw somthing big and shiny so the assumed it was the ship. They walked up to it till they could tell what kind of ship it was. Then they all stood in horror but Jonas.
"Well what kind of ship is it? I'm pretty sure its not goa'uld. so what is it? he said.
"Shut up Jonas" said Jack.
Jack, Sam and Teal'c all had the exact same expression on their faces. Jaws dropped, eyes wide open. They all wanted to say somthing but they were all to shocked. Finally Sam uttered somthing-
"Oh...m.my...god..d"
~TBC~
____________________________________________________________________________ ______ Ha ha ha! now you gotta wait to see what it is. No one no's, but me!!! Okay it may be hard imagining Teal'c with his jaw dropped and eyes wide open, but do you know that look he get on his face when he's all freaked out? well thats what it looked like. and trust me you will see some action in the next few chapters!!!!!!!!
Spoilers: none at all!!
Roswell CH.3
"Wow, I think i'm gonna be sick!" Jonas said as he stepped off the plane at the Roswell airport.
"First time on a plane, eh?" Jack said.
"Yea."
"So, welcome to Roswell, a small city in the middle of no where. Home of the most famous UFO we'll be seeing later. Oh yea, the nice cold-n-sunny weather were having with a high of..." Jack stopped and looked at Jonas.
"Yo Jonas,"he tried wispering," Did you watch the weather channel today? Whats the high tempature here?"
"Um.. 58 degrees with a chance of snow."
"Oh yes, 58 degrees with a chance of SNOW?!"
"Um, well thats what the guy on tv said."
Jack just looked at him funny.
This was not the avarage mission for SG-1. They didn't take their usual gear. No P-90's. No C-4's. No Zats. No staff weapons. It just wasn't the same go to a planet, kill some goa'uld, save the world kind of mission. It would be some boring scientific kind of mission that would intrest everyone but Jack. So SG-1 walked through the airport until they came across some tall old guy with a military uniform on. Then the man spoke to them.
"Hello i'm General Richardson. You must be SG-1. I could tell by the patch on your uniforms."
Jack looked down at his uniform. He felt kind of embarrased. It was his usual green uniform he wore down at the base every other day. Then he lookes up at the general and gave him a cheesy I don't like you kind of smile.
"Uh... hi, i'm Colonel Jack O'Niell, this is Major Samantha Carter..."
"Hi"
"...that tall guy is Teal'c*he nods his head*, and thats Jonas...Quinn*sticks his hand up like he was waving*."
Jack made sure he had stressed their military rankings. He felt like he wanted to brag a little bit. And he wasn't used to saying Quinn, but he figured he should or Jonas may have had a fit.
"Well I hope you guys are ready to see what we've been working on for years, its absolutly amazing." Richardson said.
"You do know we work for the SGC, so you do know that we see stuff like this every. So you should know this will probably be pretty boring for us." Jack said.
"Yes, well we should be getting to the site now."
So SG-1 exited the airport and followed the General out to the parking lot. Then he walked up to a small white SUV and unlocked it.
"Well I guess we'll be needing to take turns getting there now wont we?" Jack laughed.
"No htat wont be necessary. There are six seats in here, and lucky for us, there are only five of us! One of you can sit in the front with me and the rest of you can sit in the back!" Richardson chuckled.
Jack got an angry look on his face but then said,
"Well I guess I get the front!"
"Sir," Sam objected, "I think I should sit in the front, I don't want to sit in the back with a bunch of smelly boys!"
"SMELLY ?" Jonas said," Um sorry, but I showered this morning."
"As did I" said Teal'c. Sam just glared at them.
"Major i'm your Colonel so therefore I should get the front!"
"No!"They evily stared at each other for a minute.
"Hello are you getting in?" asked the General.
"Yea hold on. Okay sir, lets settle this over rock paper scissors."
"But I suck at that game."
"Um you must have bad luck than. Well lets play."
So Jack and Sam slammed their hands down three times. Jack had rock. Sam had paper.
"Yes, yes, yes! I won! In your face Ja... Colonel, in your face!"
"Ja? were you gonna say my name?Well I told you that I sucked." Sam blushed and got into the car. Then Jack did.
"It will take about take about 30 minutes to get to the site." General Richardson said.
"30 minutes!" Jack yelled, "I thought it was in the city, kinda."
"It's 15 miles east of the city."
"Oh"
After that it was pretty much silent. Teal'c was sitting in the back inbetween Jack and Jonas. He kept glaring back and fowrth between the too. He looked at Jonas, who was facinated with the car. He had never traveled like that before. His people were just starting to make way of traveling like that. He was playing all the buttons in the back when he discovored the cigarette lighter. Then he started playing with it when he burnt his finger. Teal'c wanted to laugh, but he couldn't, he was Teal'c. Then Teal'c looked at Colonel O'Niell, who was taping random beats on the window with half his face smushed into it. Man was he bored. Then Sam was in the front with a big smile on her face. She kept looking back at Jack and giving him these ha-ha-I-won kind of look. When Jack finally relized it he blew her a kiss. Sam turned around and blushed. Later they drove up to these two security officers.
"May I see some ID please?" one of them said. the general pulled out his wallet and showed it to the guy.
"Oh thanks General." he said.
"Are we there yet?" the colonel whined.
"Yea"
The General parked the car. They all got out. When Sam looked up at Jack to give him an evil yet cute look for what he did in the car back there, but instead burst out laughing.
"What?!" said the Colonel, almost not wanting to know what was going on. Sam pulled out a mirror she kept in her pocket and handed it to him. He looked into the mirror and saw that where his face was on the window left a big red spot.
"Ahhh..... God how come no one told me?"
"Er, sir, I couldn't see your face was on the window."
"I knew that Major"
Then the General started talking. " Well if you two stopped flirting, we can take you to the ship."
Jack and Sam both blushed. Then some scientest walked up to them.
"This is Doctor Kelso, he will take you to the ship and explain some of the things to you." explained Richardson.
"Things?" asked Jonas.
"Yes, some of the thing we found with the ship. Well I should let you be on your way." The General turned around and left.
"Well lets go to the ship." said Doctor Kelso, with a nerdy girly voice wich sounded like he needed to blow his nose. So SG-1 and Doctor Kelso walked off to the ship. They saw somthing big and shiny so the assumed it was the ship. They walked up to it till they could tell what kind of ship it was. Then they all stood in horror but Jonas.
"Well what kind of ship is it? I'm pretty sure its not goa'uld. so what is it? he said.
"Shut up Jonas" said Jack.
Jack, Sam and Teal'c all had the exact same expression on their faces. Jaws dropped, eyes wide open. They all wanted to say somthing but they were all to shocked. Finally Sam uttered somthing-
"Oh...m.my...god..d"
~TBC~
____________________________________________________________________________ ______ Ha ha ha! now you gotta wait to see what it is. No one no's, but me!!! Okay it may be hard imagining Teal'c with his jaw dropped and eyes wide open, but do you know that look he get on his face when he's all freaked out? well thats what it looked like. and trust me you will see some action in the next few chapters!!!!!!!!