Title:Roswell
Author:ASHANTI
Disclaimer: I dont own stargate. other people do. lucky freaks.
Notes: Okay my sister(whose pen name is blah blah) wrote this mean review to this person(hobbitfan) who wrote a mean(yet funny) fanfic about jonas. it has my name on the review also, but I didnt even know my sister wrote my name on the review. i guess she figured that because i like jonas too that i was mad about the story as well. i know that the fanfic was ment for entertainment pourposes only. my sister is just too young to see that. oh well.yea yea, blah blah blah. on with the story... : )
Roswell Chapter 4
After a while of of staring at somthing that seemed impossible aparently wasn't.
"The ship appears to be Asgard." said Teal'c.
"Yea, I think we realize that." Jack snapped,"Well Doctor, can we look inside?"
"Sure, just be careful, we are still examining most of the ship though."
"Have you found anything with it?"Sam asked.
"Nothing much, just some tobloid with some writing on them. This race was very advanced as far as we could tell and their computer systems are very complex to our unterstanding."
"Yea, well were gonna have a look around." said Jack.
"Can I see the tabloids?"asked Sam.
"They are being examed right now, but i'll get them to you in about an hour though, okay?"
"Okay, I'm going inside right now." Jack felt as if he was being ignored. He fianally got the attention he wanted, so they all walked into the Asgard ship. They were happy to see that the ship had nothing unusual about it. Jack started looking around and had a somewhat happy smile on his face.
"Ya know, since we don't have a mother ship, this one will do just fine.''
"Sir we dont even know if it is capeable of flying anymore. Now if I can get in to the computer system, I might be able to find statistics of this ship."
"Alright Carter, get to it."
"Yes sir."
After about an hour, Carter finally got into the computer. She tried reading it but she didn't know the Asgard writing very well. Then she made a horrorific discovery.
"Sir this ship was stolen. The ships security system must have known that the Asgard race was not prerent at the time it was last operating."
"Oh really?" Asked Jack.
"Wait, hold on, your saying someone other than the Asgard took this ship and slammed it on to earth? asked Jonas.
"Well yes, and yes." just then Dr. Kelso came in.
"Hello..um, here are the tabloids you wanted to see." Dr. Kelso handed the tabloids over to Sam, she looked at them and she had almost the same look she had on her face when she first saw the ship.
"Uh sir," Sam freaked out, these tabloids are in goa'uld."
"Oh really? Uh I mean oh crap. Teal'c we need ya for a sec."
"Do you need me to translate these tabloids for you O'Niell?"
"Why yes Teal'c that may be nice." So Teal'c studied the notes for a quick second.
"These appear to be notes taken by the goa'uld when they were on their mission. It says that the goa'uld's ships could not reach earth so they stoled an asgard ship in order to attack earth."
"So are you saying that the goa'uld have become incredibly advanced in 50 years?" asked Jonas.
"It appears so."
"And does it say where they went?" Jack asked.
"None."
"Oh god... Hey Doctor, did you or any of your buddies find any bodies on this ship?"
"Um, thats classified sir."
"Oh don't give me that crap. I've probably seen more of what you've seen in a single day then you'll see in your entire life. Now tell me, did you find any life forms on this ship?"
"Um," Jack walked up to Doctor Kelso, grabbed him by his shirt collar and slammed him in the wall.
''We are dealing with the future of this planet, now tell me or i'll...''
''Okay, okay. We found a dead human, or what it seems like a human. And we found two snake like creatures. One was perfectly preserved and the other was in a water like substance.''
''For cryin' out loud, why didn't you tell us this before?''
"Well it is classified. its part of one of the biggest secrets in the world. Like your stargate program."
"Are they still alive?"
"Yes."
"Well where are they?"
"Er...Nevada...Area 51."
"That place really exists?"
"Yea."
"Well guys were going to Area 51."
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TBC....
Author:ASHANTI
Disclaimer: I dont own stargate. other people do. lucky freaks.
Notes: Okay my sister(whose pen name is blah blah) wrote this mean review to this person(hobbitfan) who wrote a mean(yet funny) fanfic about jonas. it has my name on the review also, but I didnt even know my sister wrote my name on the review. i guess she figured that because i like jonas too that i was mad about the story as well. i know that the fanfic was ment for entertainment pourposes only. my sister is just too young to see that. oh well.yea yea, blah blah blah. on with the story... : )
Roswell Chapter 4
After a while of of staring at somthing that seemed impossible aparently wasn't.
"The ship appears to be Asgard." said Teal'c.
"Yea, I think we realize that." Jack snapped,"Well Doctor, can we look inside?"
"Sure, just be careful, we are still examining most of the ship though."
"Have you found anything with it?"Sam asked.
"Nothing much, just some tobloid with some writing on them. This race was very advanced as far as we could tell and their computer systems are very complex to our unterstanding."
"Yea, well were gonna have a look around." said Jack.
"Can I see the tabloids?"asked Sam.
"They are being examed right now, but i'll get them to you in about an hour though, okay?"
"Okay, I'm going inside right now." Jack felt as if he was being ignored. He fianally got the attention he wanted, so they all walked into the Asgard ship. They were happy to see that the ship had nothing unusual about it. Jack started looking around and had a somewhat happy smile on his face.
"Ya know, since we don't have a mother ship, this one will do just fine.''
"Sir we dont even know if it is capeable of flying anymore. Now if I can get in to the computer system, I might be able to find statistics of this ship."
"Alright Carter, get to it."
"Yes sir."
After about an hour, Carter finally got into the computer. She tried reading it but she didn't know the Asgard writing very well. Then she made a horrorific discovery.
"Sir this ship was stolen. The ships security system must have known that the Asgard race was not prerent at the time it was last operating."
"Oh really?" Asked Jack.
"Wait, hold on, your saying someone other than the Asgard took this ship and slammed it on to earth? asked Jonas.
"Well yes, and yes." just then Dr. Kelso came in.
"Hello..um, here are the tabloids you wanted to see." Dr. Kelso handed the tabloids over to Sam, she looked at them and she had almost the same look she had on her face when she first saw the ship.
"Uh sir," Sam freaked out, these tabloids are in goa'uld."
"Oh really? Uh I mean oh crap. Teal'c we need ya for a sec."
"Do you need me to translate these tabloids for you O'Niell?"
"Why yes Teal'c that may be nice." So Teal'c studied the notes for a quick second.
"These appear to be notes taken by the goa'uld when they were on their mission. It says that the goa'uld's ships could not reach earth so they stoled an asgard ship in order to attack earth."
"So are you saying that the goa'uld have become incredibly advanced in 50 years?" asked Jonas.
"It appears so."
"And does it say where they went?" Jack asked.
"None."
"Oh god... Hey Doctor, did you or any of your buddies find any bodies on this ship?"
"Um, thats classified sir."
"Oh don't give me that crap. I've probably seen more of what you've seen in a single day then you'll see in your entire life. Now tell me, did you find any life forms on this ship?"
"Um," Jack walked up to Doctor Kelso, grabbed him by his shirt collar and slammed him in the wall.
''We are dealing with the future of this planet, now tell me or i'll...''
''Okay, okay. We found a dead human, or what it seems like a human. And we found two snake like creatures. One was perfectly preserved and the other was in a water like substance.''
''For cryin' out loud, why didn't you tell us this before?''
"Well it is classified. its part of one of the biggest secrets in the world. Like your stargate program."
"Are they still alive?"
"Yes."
"Well where are they?"
"Er...Nevada...Area 51."
"That place really exists?"
"Yea."
"Well guys were going to Area 51."
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TBC....