AP Middle Earth
By Alyssa Wood
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Ok, I wrote this short story because I'm in all the nice AP (Advance Placement) classes the world could offer. This is just what I think would happen if the fellowship was forced to take the AP test that's given every year to High School students. ALSO: elfbrods rpg! Please join the fun of playing a LotR character and messing up each other's lives! You can e-mail me at admin@elfbrods.zzn.com or view our site at http://www.elfbrodsrpg.tk. AND PLEASE visit because we are dying for new members who are bored and have time to put some life into our 6-person rpg...*thinks* and imagine we started with 26...
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing...
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Elrond stood in front of his AP Middle Earth class. The fellowship looked uneasy under his heavy gaze. "Today, we are taking the final AP Middle Earth test that I know you have loathed ever since you entered my class. Here are the rules: no talking, fighting, making disturbing noises, or EATING during testing times." Sam and Pippin sunk in their chairs, holding a handful of mushrooms and carrots in their arms. "Any questions?"
Merry, the "intelligent" one, raised his hands, making the annoying "oh, oh, pick me! Pick me!" cry. Elrond sighed and pointed at Merry. Merry looked smug as he put his hand down and tried to look smart. "How about Frodo's can opener? Is THAT allowed during the testing, too?" Frodo looked sharply at Merry.
"Leave my can opener alone! Bilbo gave it to me as a good luck present!" Frodo cried, tears welling up in his pretty blue eyes.
"But that's not fair!" Merry answered. "If WE can't eat, then HE shouldn't have his can opener!"
Frodo pulled out his sword. "Oh yeah? Feel the wrath of sting, evil demon!"
Elrond, panicking, took out his bow and pointed it at the hobbits that sat down in fright. "Frodo, put the can opener away and no one will get hurt." Frodo's face was sour and he put his can opener in his backpack.
Legolas laughed at Frodo and began to sing "Bye bye bye!" Frodo, getting angrier than before, charged the elf that sat two rows over. "DIE DIE DIE!" Frodo cried out. Legolas, not knowing what to do, took out his bow and started shooting in every direction, accidentally hitting Boromir a few times.
Boromir cried out (although the arrows only went through his clothing, missing his skin). "YOU SHOT ME, ELF! DIE DIE DIE!" Boromir then charged the elf and they got into a large brawl. Aragorn and Gimli, not knowing who to take sides with, started fighting all three of them. Sam, Pippin, and Merry made their escape down the vent and into the garden where they were having a field day of picking mushrooms.
Elrond pulled out his bow again, and nailed them all to the walls where they the arrows glued them. "STOP FIGHTING! Legolas, give me your CD player. CD's aren't allowed during testing."
Legolas made some unusual whining noises and stubbornly said "No!"
Elrond, pulling out his sword ominously, demanded back, "Do it or you'll regret it!"
Legolas sadly put his CD player in his backpack and Elrond unglued them from the walls. Elrond took out the test and stared at the class, noticing that the hobbits were gone. "Oh shoot, not again!" the Lord of Rivendell then raced out of the room, heading for the garden where he was positive he would find them.
When he found the hobbits, Sam had already made a cornstalk doll and was trying to feed it mushrooms (not knowing that it wasn't real). "Come on, Mr. Frodo! I'm sure you got to be hungry!"
Elrond grabbed the hobbits by their toes/toenails. "And for you three, DETENTION!" The hobbits groaned in reply.
When Elrond came back to the classroom, the room was a wreck and everyone was fighting each other AGAIN. When the room FINALLY settled down, the bell rang and the whole turmoil was left for the Lord to clean up. "Well, at least they're gone," the elf said to himself, and began to clean up the room, dreading what the next day was going to be like when he tried to give the test again...
The End
By Alyssa Wood
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Ok, I wrote this short story because I'm in all the nice AP (Advance Placement) classes the world could offer. This is just what I think would happen if the fellowship was forced to take the AP test that's given every year to High School students. ALSO: elfbrods rpg! Please join the fun of playing a LotR character and messing up each other's lives! You can e-mail me at admin@elfbrods.zzn.com or view our site at http://www.elfbrodsrpg.tk. AND PLEASE visit because we are dying for new members who are bored and have time to put some life into our 6-person rpg...*thinks* and imagine we started with 26...
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing...
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Elrond stood in front of his AP Middle Earth class. The fellowship looked uneasy under his heavy gaze. "Today, we are taking the final AP Middle Earth test that I know you have loathed ever since you entered my class. Here are the rules: no talking, fighting, making disturbing noises, or EATING during testing times." Sam and Pippin sunk in their chairs, holding a handful of mushrooms and carrots in their arms. "Any questions?"
Merry, the "intelligent" one, raised his hands, making the annoying "oh, oh, pick me! Pick me!" cry. Elrond sighed and pointed at Merry. Merry looked smug as he put his hand down and tried to look smart. "How about Frodo's can opener? Is THAT allowed during the testing, too?" Frodo looked sharply at Merry.
"Leave my can opener alone! Bilbo gave it to me as a good luck present!" Frodo cried, tears welling up in his pretty blue eyes.
"But that's not fair!" Merry answered. "If WE can't eat, then HE shouldn't have his can opener!"
Frodo pulled out his sword. "Oh yeah? Feel the wrath of sting, evil demon!"
Elrond, panicking, took out his bow and pointed it at the hobbits that sat down in fright. "Frodo, put the can opener away and no one will get hurt." Frodo's face was sour and he put his can opener in his backpack.
Legolas laughed at Frodo and began to sing "Bye bye bye!" Frodo, getting angrier than before, charged the elf that sat two rows over. "DIE DIE DIE!" Frodo cried out. Legolas, not knowing what to do, took out his bow and started shooting in every direction, accidentally hitting Boromir a few times.
Boromir cried out (although the arrows only went through his clothing, missing his skin). "YOU SHOT ME, ELF! DIE DIE DIE!" Boromir then charged the elf and they got into a large brawl. Aragorn and Gimli, not knowing who to take sides with, started fighting all three of them. Sam, Pippin, and Merry made their escape down the vent and into the garden where they were having a field day of picking mushrooms.
Elrond pulled out his bow again, and nailed them all to the walls where they the arrows glued them. "STOP FIGHTING! Legolas, give me your CD player. CD's aren't allowed during testing."
Legolas made some unusual whining noises and stubbornly said "No!"
Elrond, pulling out his sword ominously, demanded back, "Do it or you'll regret it!"
Legolas sadly put his CD player in his backpack and Elrond unglued them from the walls. Elrond took out the test and stared at the class, noticing that the hobbits were gone. "Oh shoot, not again!" the Lord of Rivendell then raced out of the room, heading for the garden where he was positive he would find them.
When he found the hobbits, Sam had already made a cornstalk doll and was trying to feed it mushrooms (not knowing that it wasn't real). "Come on, Mr. Frodo! I'm sure you got to be hungry!"
Elrond grabbed the hobbits by their toes/toenails. "And for you three, DETENTION!" The hobbits groaned in reply.
When Elrond came back to the classroom, the room was a wreck and everyone was fighting each other AGAIN. When the room FINALLY settled down, the bell rang and the whole turmoil was left for the Lord to clean up. "Well, at least they're gone," the elf said to himself, and began to clean up the room, dreading what the next day was going to be like when he tried to give the test again...
The End