Disclaimer: You should know the routine by now. I own nothing. I do not
own the Mighty Ducks, Disney does. As soon as I take care of that mouse I
may though. Wait, no I don't, the Ducks suck (the actual NHL Team). I
think I would rather own the Colorado Avalanche, or some other prestigious
team. I do not own McDonalds, Fresh Choice, Home Town Buffet or other
restaurants mentioned or refereed to in this fic. I'm sorry if I offend
any ducks fans. I do like the ducks, but there are better teams in the NHL
(Sharks, Rangers, Red Wings, must I go on.)
A/N: okay now on to the fic. Enjoy. This is for me dado. I love ya Dad, and I'll always be your pebbly poo. (Flintstones, I also do not own, but I still use Pebbles as my nickname. ^-^). Thanks Bum for the names of the restaurants.
Please Don't Die pt 2
Accident
As the McMallard family walked to the shooting range they discussed dinner plans for the evening.
"So boys, where do you want to go to dinner tonight?"
"How about 'Duck Choice'?" Chip asked.
"No! I want to go to 'Duck Donalds'" Mitch complained.
"I hate fast food" Chip responded.
"And I hate health food!" Mitch exclaimed.
"We ate at 'Duck Donalds' last time."
"I hate 'Duck Choice'!"
"I'm sick of fast food Mitch"
"And I'm tired of you always getting your way!"
The two boys banter back and forth as the General rolls his eyes heaven ward.
"Where do you want to go princess?"
"I wanna go to the place with the good ice cream."
"Where?" asked Mitch.
"That place with all the food and the good ice cream silly." Mallory laughed.
The General thought about what Mallory had said for a minute "Oh I know where you want to go. Okay sweet heart anything you want."
"Yippee!!!!"
"Where Dad, where does Mal want to go?" Chip asked.
"To 'Puckworld Buffet' of course."
"Ooh I like 'Puckworld Buffet'" said Mitch.
"So do I" added Chip.
"Like I said soldiers your sister made a good choice. Look there's the door to the shooting range."
***
"Good Morning General"
"Good morning Sargent"
"Teaching the children to shoot."
"Of course"
The Sargent smirked as he watched the McMallard children take their positions and prepare for target shooting. It wasn't the sight of the boys that mad him laugh, but Mallory. The cute little red head was clinging to her father's legs.
"Now Mallory, this is how you hold the gun." The General said as he demonstrated how to hold and fire a handgun.
"Can I try now" Mallory asked impatiently.
"Of course you can. Now whatever you do Mal don't drop the gun. Got it?"
Mallory nodded as the General handed her the gun. General McMallard stepped up behind Mallory and positioned her at her post. He knelt down behind her and positioned her arms up and out. She prepared to fire.
"So General how's your wife?"
"Marvin, do you have something better to do?" The General said as he turned to look at the Sargent.
"No not really. Does she know you brought Mallory with you?"
"Of course she does. I'm not stupid." The General said between gritted teeth "now will you go away!"
"How's she doing? Do you know if it is a boy or a girl yet?"
"Marvin go away!"
"Why?"
"I'm giving you a direct order Mr."
"Too bad I'm not on duty and neither are you."
"Sargent!"
"Okay okay I'm leaving. I was just asking how she was doing, is that a crime?"
"She's fine Marvin now GO!"
"Yes Sir!" Sargent Marvin Ecoy happily exclaimed as he gave the General a mock salute.
After he had left the General turned around "now where was I, oh yeah, okay sweet heart lets try this again."
The General again kneels behind Mallory and levels her arms. He holds her hands to keep them from shaking. She prepares to fire . again.
"Oh I almost forgot."
"MARVIN!!!!"
"Please give your wife my apologies. I won't be able to attend the baby shower this year. I plan on doing something, but I don't know what yet."
"GET OUT!!!!!!"
Sargent Ecoy made a quick get away before the General had time to use Mallory's gun on him. I think that it was the either the General's red face, or the smoke coming from his ears that scared the Sargent off, but I guess we'll never know.
"Daddy?"
"Yes Mallory" The General said in a softer tone.
"What's Uncle Marvin talking about?"
"Nothing dear, he's just trying to be a pest like your brother's are from time to time."
"Oh"
"Come on Princess. You're brother's have already fired off several rounds. Let's get a couple off ourselves."
"Okay Daddy."
"That's my girl."
Once again the General positioned Mallory; arms up and out. He kneeled behind her and holds her hands.
"Okay Princess, fire when ready."
Mallory pulled the trigger. The force from the pistol recoil exerted on her small frame sent her flying into her father's chest. She wasn't expecting such a force, and dropped the gun in panic.
"Yeah!" The General exclaimed "What a shot!"
Mallory's two brothers' came running to see what all the commotion was about. Mallory stood staring at the smoking gun on the ground.
"Look boys, look what your little sister did!" The General happily exclaimed as he drew the target, which dangled on a rope, up the pulley toward the shooters.
"Wow Mal you're good" Chip exclaimed.
"So she his the bulls eye, no biggy." Mitch said in a bored tone.
"She hit it on her first try! I knew she had a great shot!" the General exclaimed proudly "now I wish Marvin was here to see this!"
"See what?"
"Oh don't you ever go away?!"
"You said my name."
"Marvin."
"Mal got a bulls eye!" Chip interrupted his father as he showed the Sargent Mallory's target.
"She's a good shot."
"Of course she is. She's a McMallard!" The General said proudly.
Mallory of course was mortified. She was still staring at the gun on the ground. She had shot a gun!
"Pick up the gun Mallory" The General told her "I'll be right back. Stay right here."
The General's words snapped Mallory back into reality. She went over and picked up the gun, put it on the table and waited for her father's return. A few minutes later she saw her father and Sargent Ecoy emerge from a door at the end of the shooting range. Mallory waited patiently, but the General was distracted when her brother Chip stopped him to ask a question. The three men were engaged in a technical conversation, which Mallory could not understand, nor did she care to. It was taking forever and Mallory was getting restless. They had been at the shooting range for only an hour, and soon they would be going home and she had only fired off one shot! She wanted to shoot again.
"Daddy"
"I'll be right there Mallory. Just wait for me."
Mallory went back to her stall and waited. She paced back and forth, went to check on the gun, and then paced back and forth again.
*Better check it in case it broke* Mallory thought to herself as she looked at the table that the gun laid on.
Mallory walked over the table and picked up the gun. She checked to see if anything was broken. Nope. Everything seemed to look fine. She laid the revolver back down.
"Daddy"
"Just a minute sweet heart."
Mallory went and sat down for a minute, but got back up to pace back and forth. Why did she always have to wait for an adult? Chip and Mitch were allowed to just go and shoot without Daddy. Why can't I? Mallory went to the table again and picked up the revolver. She turned it over in her hand. It looked all right. Why not, after all Daddy had said that she had a good shot. Mallory laid the gun back down while she placed another target on the pulley and pulled the rope to position the target out on the field. She went back to the table and picked up the gun. She prepared to fire the gun at the target. She pulled the trigger. CLICK. What? She tried again CLICK. Why wasn't it firing? It should have gone off. Mallory walked back over to the table and pondered the mystery.
*OH I know, I need to put in a bullet* Mallory thought to herself.
She picked up the gun and tried to remove the pin to open the revolver. It was stuck.
"Daddy"
"Mallory wait a minute. I'll be right there."
Mallory again tried to pull out the pin. It wouldn't budge. She pulled, tugged, strained, and clawed at it, but she just couldn't get the darn thing to come out. She placed the gun between her knees and tugged as hard as she could.
"Daddy!"
"What!"
BANG!!!!!
To Be Continued.
Oh NO, what happened!? I love great cliffhangers (just as long as they don't hang too long.) I hope you liked this one better Lily. Don't worry I'll finish it soon (Hopefully) Keep the reviews coming all. There's always room for improvement so any criticism is most appreciated. Until next posting, smile, laugh, and enjoy life. Don't let things that you have no control over rule your lives. Live and love life to the fullest!
A/N: okay now on to the fic. Enjoy. This is for me dado. I love ya Dad, and I'll always be your pebbly poo. (Flintstones, I also do not own, but I still use Pebbles as my nickname. ^-^). Thanks Bum for the names of the restaurants.
Please Don't Die pt 2
Accident
As the McMallard family walked to the shooting range they discussed dinner plans for the evening.
"So boys, where do you want to go to dinner tonight?"
"How about 'Duck Choice'?" Chip asked.
"No! I want to go to 'Duck Donalds'" Mitch complained.
"I hate fast food" Chip responded.
"And I hate health food!" Mitch exclaimed.
"We ate at 'Duck Donalds' last time."
"I hate 'Duck Choice'!"
"I'm sick of fast food Mitch"
"And I'm tired of you always getting your way!"
The two boys banter back and forth as the General rolls his eyes heaven ward.
"Where do you want to go princess?"
"I wanna go to the place with the good ice cream."
"Where?" asked Mitch.
"That place with all the food and the good ice cream silly." Mallory laughed.
The General thought about what Mallory had said for a minute "Oh I know where you want to go. Okay sweet heart anything you want."
"Yippee!!!!"
"Where Dad, where does Mal want to go?" Chip asked.
"To 'Puckworld Buffet' of course."
"Ooh I like 'Puckworld Buffet'" said Mitch.
"So do I" added Chip.
"Like I said soldiers your sister made a good choice. Look there's the door to the shooting range."
***
"Good Morning General"
"Good morning Sargent"
"Teaching the children to shoot."
"Of course"
The Sargent smirked as he watched the McMallard children take their positions and prepare for target shooting. It wasn't the sight of the boys that mad him laugh, but Mallory. The cute little red head was clinging to her father's legs.
"Now Mallory, this is how you hold the gun." The General said as he demonstrated how to hold and fire a handgun.
"Can I try now" Mallory asked impatiently.
"Of course you can. Now whatever you do Mal don't drop the gun. Got it?"
Mallory nodded as the General handed her the gun. General McMallard stepped up behind Mallory and positioned her at her post. He knelt down behind her and positioned her arms up and out. She prepared to fire.
"So General how's your wife?"
"Marvin, do you have something better to do?" The General said as he turned to look at the Sargent.
"No not really. Does she know you brought Mallory with you?"
"Of course she does. I'm not stupid." The General said between gritted teeth "now will you go away!"
"How's she doing? Do you know if it is a boy or a girl yet?"
"Marvin go away!"
"Why?"
"I'm giving you a direct order Mr."
"Too bad I'm not on duty and neither are you."
"Sargent!"
"Okay okay I'm leaving. I was just asking how she was doing, is that a crime?"
"She's fine Marvin now GO!"
"Yes Sir!" Sargent Marvin Ecoy happily exclaimed as he gave the General a mock salute.
After he had left the General turned around "now where was I, oh yeah, okay sweet heart lets try this again."
The General again kneels behind Mallory and levels her arms. He holds her hands to keep them from shaking. She prepares to fire . again.
"Oh I almost forgot."
"MARVIN!!!!"
"Please give your wife my apologies. I won't be able to attend the baby shower this year. I plan on doing something, but I don't know what yet."
"GET OUT!!!!!!"
Sargent Ecoy made a quick get away before the General had time to use Mallory's gun on him. I think that it was the either the General's red face, or the smoke coming from his ears that scared the Sargent off, but I guess we'll never know.
"Daddy?"
"Yes Mallory" The General said in a softer tone.
"What's Uncle Marvin talking about?"
"Nothing dear, he's just trying to be a pest like your brother's are from time to time."
"Oh"
"Come on Princess. You're brother's have already fired off several rounds. Let's get a couple off ourselves."
"Okay Daddy."
"That's my girl."
Once again the General positioned Mallory; arms up and out. He kneeled behind her and holds her hands.
"Okay Princess, fire when ready."
Mallory pulled the trigger. The force from the pistol recoil exerted on her small frame sent her flying into her father's chest. She wasn't expecting such a force, and dropped the gun in panic.
"Yeah!" The General exclaimed "What a shot!"
Mallory's two brothers' came running to see what all the commotion was about. Mallory stood staring at the smoking gun on the ground.
"Look boys, look what your little sister did!" The General happily exclaimed as he drew the target, which dangled on a rope, up the pulley toward the shooters.
"Wow Mal you're good" Chip exclaimed.
"So she his the bulls eye, no biggy." Mitch said in a bored tone.
"She hit it on her first try! I knew she had a great shot!" the General exclaimed proudly "now I wish Marvin was here to see this!"
"See what?"
"Oh don't you ever go away?!"
"You said my name."
"Marvin."
"Mal got a bulls eye!" Chip interrupted his father as he showed the Sargent Mallory's target.
"She's a good shot."
"Of course she is. She's a McMallard!" The General said proudly.
Mallory of course was mortified. She was still staring at the gun on the ground. She had shot a gun!
"Pick up the gun Mallory" The General told her "I'll be right back. Stay right here."
The General's words snapped Mallory back into reality. She went over and picked up the gun, put it on the table and waited for her father's return. A few minutes later she saw her father and Sargent Ecoy emerge from a door at the end of the shooting range. Mallory waited patiently, but the General was distracted when her brother Chip stopped him to ask a question. The three men were engaged in a technical conversation, which Mallory could not understand, nor did she care to. It was taking forever and Mallory was getting restless. They had been at the shooting range for only an hour, and soon they would be going home and she had only fired off one shot! She wanted to shoot again.
"Daddy"
"I'll be right there Mallory. Just wait for me."
Mallory went back to her stall and waited. She paced back and forth, went to check on the gun, and then paced back and forth again.
*Better check it in case it broke* Mallory thought to herself as she looked at the table that the gun laid on.
Mallory walked over the table and picked up the gun. She checked to see if anything was broken. Nope. Everything seemed to look fine. She laid the revolver back down.
"Daddy"
"Just a minute sweet heart."
Mallory went and sat down for a minute, but got back up to pace back and forth. Why did she always have to wait for an adult? Chip and Mitch were allowed to just go and shoot without Daddy. Why can't I? Mallory went to the table again and picked up the revolver. She turned it over in her hand. It looked all right. Why not, after all Daddy had said that she had a good shot. Mallory laid the gun back down while she placed another target on the pulley and pulled the rope to position the target out on the field. She went back to the table and picked up the gun. She prepared to fire the gun at the target. She pulled the trigger. CLICK. What? She tried again CLICK. Why wasn't it firing? It should have gone off. Mallory walked back over to the table and pondered the mystery.
*OH I know, I need to put in a bullet* Mallory thought to herself.
She picked up the gun and tried to remove the pin to open the revolver. It was stuck.
"Daddy"
"Mallory wait a minute. I'll be right there."
Mallory again tried to pull out the pin. It wouldn't budge. She pulled, tugged, strained, and clawed at it, but she just couldn't get the darn thing to come out. She placed the gun between her knees and tugged as hard as she could.
"Daddy!"
"What!"
BANG!!!!!
To Be Continued.
Oh NO, what happened!? I love great cliffhangers (just as long as they don't hang too long.) I hope you liked this one better Lily. Don't worry I'll finish it soon (Hopefully) Keep the reviews coming all. There's always room for improvement so any criticism is most appreciated. Until next posting, smile, laugh, and enjoy life. Don't let things that you have no control over rule your lives. Live and love life to the fullest!