AP Middle Earth
By Alyssa Wood
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Author's Note: this is a SHORTER chapter because I'm running out of time (I still have ideas...). If you really love these characters, ElfBrods STILL has openings including a few in the fellowship and a few elves...e-mail me at admin@elfbrods.zzn.com or go to the site, http://www.elfbrodsrpg.tk for more information. PLEASE!!! We need active, bored people who can commit to doing this!!! thank you!
Disclaimer: I don't think I should do these anymore. I've already disclaimed for three chapters...this is enough...
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"Today, class, we are taking a quiz!" Elrond announced as the class was seated three periods into the day. "Rules of testing: do not talk, look at me or your notes, and NO EATINg FOR THE LAST TIME!" His glance went to Pippin who had mushrooms coming out of his ears from the day before.
The class groaned. Sandy looked confused around herself. "What's the test on? What are we supposed to know?" she panicked.
Legolas looked quite annoyed with her, not liking her ever since their clash. "You should have paid more attention," he responded coldly, watching Elrond pass out the quiz.
Sandy's insides began to churn in fright. This couldn't be good. She stared at the test that was handed to her and almost fell out of her chair.
Question #1
Who is the fairest of them all?
A) Lord of Rivendell
B) Master Elf
C) Keeper of Greatest Elven Ring
D) Elrond
#2
Who's a child of Elrond?
A) Saruman
B) Arwen
C) Gollum
D) Wormtongue
Sandy stared blankly. She had no idea what the answers were and started choosing random answers. "How am I supposed to know anything about this Elrond dude?" she thought to herself, angrily as she circled "C".
Essay Question:
How do cheese puffs relate to Middle Earth?
Sandy's Answer: I don't know and I don't care.
As Sandy finished up with the test, she heard a weird noise behind her. Looking behind her, she saw the hobbits, each of them holding a roll of duct tape and tightly bounding it around an unconscious Gimli. Sandy fell out of her seat, laughing hysterically, waking Gimli up and causing him to fall to the ground. The hobbits ran away, leaving the dwarf rolling around.
"NOBODY BINDS A DWORF!" he yelled insanely, making the class acquire fits.
Elrohir and Elladan then picked up the dwarf (not liking them no matter what they did for the world...evil grudge) and tossed him out of the window. "NOBODY TOSSES A DWAAAAARF!" he cried as he crashed to the ground.
The class gathered around the window to see the dwarf roll around on the grass. Sandy tried to watch, but the room was already taken and turned back to her seat. Legolas was fast asleep in his desk and the hobbits had rainbow markers and were attempting to make him look like a clown: his nose was cherry red, his mouth blue, his eyes greenish, his cheeks orange and his forehead purple. A paper was attached to the elf's back that read "Shoot Me".
The loud bell rang and Legolas woke up. At first he didn't notice anything until Elladan and Elrohir started making "obvious" comments. The last thing Sandy heard as she ran out of the room was death threats made by Legolas and a few ear splitting cries...
By Alyssa Wood
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Author's Note: this is a SHORTER chapter because I'm running out of time (I still have ideas...). If you really love these characters, ElfBrods STILL has openings including a few in the fellowship and a few elves...e-mail me at admin@elfbrods.zzn.com or go to the site, http://www.elfbrodsrpg.tk for more information. PLEASE!!! We need active, bored people who can commit to doing this!!! thank you!
Disclaimer: I don't think I should do these anymore. I've already disclaimed for three chapters...this is enough...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Today, class, we are taking a quiz!" Elrond announced as the class was seated three periods into the day. "Rules of testing: do not talk, look at me or your notes, and NO EATINg FOR THE LAST TIME!" His glance went to Pippin who had mushrooms coming out of his ears from the day before.
The class groaned. Sandy looked confused around herself. "What's the test on? What are we supposed to know?" she panicked.
Legolas looked quite annoyed with her, not liking her ever since their clash. "You should have paid more attention," he responded coldly, watching Elrond pass out the quiz.
Sandy's insides began to churn in fright. This couldn't be good. She stared at the test that was handed to her and almost fell out of her chair.
Question #1
Who is the fairest of them all?
A) Lord of Rivendell
B) Master Elf
C) Keeper of Greatest Elven Ring
D) Elrond
#2
Who's a child of Elrond?
A) Saruman
B) Arwen
C) Gollum
D) Wormtongue
Sandy stared blankly. She had no idea what the answers were and started choosing random answers. "How am I supposed to know anything about this Elrond dude?" she thought to herself, angrily as she circled "C".
Essay Question:
How do cheese puffs relate to Middle Earth?
Sandy's Answer: I don't know and I don't care.
As Sandy finished up with the test, she heard a weird noise behind her. Looking behind her, she saw the hobbits, each of them holding a roll of duct tape and tightly bounding it around an unconscious Gimli. Sandy fell out of her seat, laughing hysterically, waking Gimli up and causing him to fall to the ground. The hobbits ran away, leaving the dwarf rolling around.
"NOBODY BINDS A DWORF!" he yelled insanely, making the class acquire fits.
Elrohir and Elladan then picked up the dwarf (not liking them no matter what they did for the world...evil grudge) and tossed him out of the window. "NOBODY TOSSES A DWAAAAARF!" he cried as he crashed to the ground.
The class gathered around the window to see the dwarf roll around on the grass. Sandy tried to watch, but the room was already taken and turned back to her seat. Legolas was fast asleep in his desk and the hobbits had rainbow markers and were attempting to make him look like a clown: his nose was cherry red, his mouth blue, his eyes greenish, his cheeks orange and his forehead purple. A paper was attached to the elf's back that read "Shoot Me".
The loud bell rang and Legolas woke up. At first he didn't notice anything until Elladan and Elrohir started making "obvious" comments. The last thing Sandy heard as she ran out of the room was death threats made by Legolas and a few ear splitting cries...