AP Middle Earth
By Alyssa Wood
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Author's Note: well, sorry to get this up late, but it's here! I need ideas to continue this!!! If you want to see this continued, please, in your review, write four unusual objects! That's all you need to do to see this continued! And elfbrods STILL needs members...I'm getting tired of stating this in every chapter...
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There Are Scarier Things...
...Teddy Bears...
...Chocolate Cake...
...Blenders...
"HUH?" Sandy jumped up, confused, until she saw Pippin sitting next to her. She had fallen asleep like most stup- students will and now the class stared at her as Pippin whispered things into her ear. "AH! GET AWAY!"
Legolas laughed in her face. "Scared of the hobbit?"
Sandy rubbed the sleep out of her eyes, trying to ignore the arrogant elf at the same time. "At least I get higher grades..." she muttered angrily.
Elrond glared at the class, waiting for silence. "Today, we're doing 'Middle Earth History'. Get a partner and I'll come around and give you a subject!"
Sandy groaned. This was NOT her day. She partnered up with Glorfindel, sitting a bit away from him because he looked and acted so much like Legolas. Elrond came around to their group and said, "This group will be doing fluffy teddy bears and how they are used by the elves in the second age and then by the hobbits in the present!" The class began to laugh uncontrollably while Sandy slid under her seat.
Glorfindel was too busy shooting paper airplanes at Arwen, causing Aragorn to scowl back while the two elves flirted a bit, and then ending in a fistfight. Glorfindel, aiming his arrow wrong, accidentally headed for Faramir and barely missed.
"Oh, that's it!" Faramir stared at Boromir, who he thought had shot the arrow (even though Boromir was in the OTHER direction). "YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
Boromir, seeing the invitation, took out his sword and held it parallel to his torso, the "pointy-end" barely above Boromir's head. "You want to fight! Then die in peace!" The two charged each other while everyone else flattened themselves against the walls. Even Elrond stayed out of the way, knowing their fights were worse than they're threats.
It ended quickly, though, when Gandalf stepped in and, before they knew it, the two brothers had eighties hairstyles. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they cried, looking at each other while the class was rolling on the floor, laughing (rofl!).
"Settle down, class! Settle down...now, Winters? Since you should be quite awake now, you're up first!" Sandy and Glorfindel walked up in the front of the class, holding a poster of a giant teddy bear and an elf (who looked UNUSUALLY like Legolas).
"Our project that *I* so wonderfully did, is about-" Glorfindel began when something red, green, blue, and pinkish, raced past the two and into the wall. Everyone turned his or her heads to find Pippin stretched out on the floor.
"I'm ok," he jumped up, getting back on his blazer scooter and going in the opposite direction. Unfortunately, he winded up in the "Black Room" that Elrond kept for really bad students and there were a few squeals, hisses, cries, and screams before a white and green hobbit ran back out. "Now I know what Gandalf meant when he said there were fouler things than the orcs in the depths of the world!"
Eowyn noticed the hobbit and grabbed her pizza cutter. "YOU AGAIN!? DIE! FOR VALAR'S SAKE, DIIIIIIIIIE! I THOUGHT I ALREADY KILLED YO!!!" Pippin, seeing the threat, dodged for the window, but this time the window didn't break.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-don't kill me, Miss horsie lover! I didn't do anything!" Pippin rolled up into a ball in the corner of the room and gave Eowyn his "sad, innocent eyes".
Eowyn gave in and sat back down. Sandy stared at the bored, wondering how Pippin did that...maybe it would work for her (That hobbit-cute-eyes think must be some strategy...no wonder hobbits populate the Shire like bunny-rabbits!).
Glorfindel, quite annoyed, TRIED to continue, but the bell ring and the class filed out before you could blink. Sandy was glad for the bell...it seemed to be the only friend she had...
By Alyssa Wood
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Author's Note: well, sorry to get this up late, but it's here! I need ideas to continue this!!! If you want to see this continued, please, in your review, write four unusual objects! That's all you need to do to see this continued! And elfbrods STILL needs members...I'm getting tired of stating this in every chapter...
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There Are Scarier Things...
...Teddy Bears...
...Chocolate Cake...
...Blenders...
"HUH?" Sandy jumped up, confused, until she saw Pippin sitting next to her. She had fallen asleep like most stup- students will and now the class stared at her as Pippin whispered things into her ear. "AH! GET AWAY!"
Legolas laughed in her face. "Scared of the hobbit?"
Sandy rubbed the sleep out of her eyes, trying to ignore the arrogant elf at the same time. "At least I get higher grades..." she muttered angrily.
Elrond glared at the class, waiting for silence. "Today, we're doing 'Middle Earth History'. Get a partner and I'll come around and give you a subject!"
Sandy groaned. This was NOT her day. She partnered up with Glorfindel, sitting a bit away from him because he looked and acted so much like Legolas. Elrond came around to their group and said, "This group will be doing fluffy teddy bears and how they are used by the elves in the second age and then by the hobbits in the present!" The class began to laugh uncontrollably while Sandy slid under her seat.
Glorfindel was too busy shooting paper airplanes at Arwen, causing Aragorn to scowl back while the two elves flirted a bit, and then ending in a fistfight. Glorfindel, aiming his arrow wrong, accidentally headed for Faramir and barely missed.
"Oh, that's it!" Faramir stared at Boromir, who he thought had shot the arrow (even though Boromir was in the OTHER direction). "YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
Boromir, seeing the invitation, took out his sword and held it parallel to his torso, the "pointy-end" barely above Boromir's head. "You want to fight! Then die in peace!" The two charged each other while everyone else flattened themselves against the walls. Even Elrond stayed out of the way, knowing their fights were worse than they're threats.
It ended quickly, though, when Gandalf stepped in and, before they knew it, the two brothers had eighties hairstyles. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they cried, looking at each other while the class was rolling on the floor, laughing (rofl!).
"Settle down, class! Settle down...now, Winters? Since you should be quite awake now, you're up first!" Sandy and Glorfindel walked up in the front of the class, holding a poster of a giant teddy bear and an elf (who looked UNUSUALLY like Legolas).
"Our project that *I* so wonderfully did, is about-" Glorfindel began when something red, green, blue, and pinkish, raced past the two and into the wall. Everyone turned his or her heads to find Pippin stretched out on the floor.
"I'm ok," he jumped up, getting back on his blazer scooter and going in the opposite direction. Unfortunately, he winded up in the "Black Room" that Elrond kept for really bad students and there were a few squeals, hisses, cries, and screams before a white and green hobbit ran back out. "Now I know what Gandalf meant when he said there were fouler things than the orcs in the depths of the world!"
Eowyn noticed the hobbit and grabbed her pizza cutter. "YOU AGAIN!? DIE! FOR VALAR'S SAKE, DIIIIIIIIIE! I THOUGHT I ALREADY KILLED YO!!!" Pippin, seeing the threat, dodged for the window, but this time the window didn't break.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-don't kill me, Miss horsie lover! I didn't do anything!" Pippin rolled up into a ball in the corner of the room and gave Eowyn his "sad, innocent eyes".
Eowyn gave in and sat back down. Sandy stared at the bored, wondering how Pippin did that...maybe it would work for her (That hobbit-cute-eyes think must be some strategy...no wonder hobbits populate the Shire like bunny-rabbits!).
Glorfindel, quite annoyed, TRIED to continue, but the bell ring and the class filed out before you could blink. Sandy was glad for the bell...it seemed to be the only friend she had...