AP Middle Earth
By Alyssa Wood
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Author's Note: sorry it took so long to put up this chapter! Thank you so much to Marina for submitting the subject lines!!! If you want to do it, too, send me a list of four strange, never-would-normally-be-remembered objects!!! Thanks!!! READ On!!!
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Unleashing the Nazguls & Galadriel's "Wraith"
Megan trudged angrily to her third period class. She definitely wasn't having the greatest day (not finishing her homework during history and couldn't find her PE cloths) and so going into a class that she never heard of nor signed up for didn't seem like the best thing in the world. Especially since the class was full of...well...weirdoes.
But fortunately, there was one sane person...
"Megan!" Sam and Frodo waved at the new girl. "And how was your first day in the class?" Sam asked, his small face beaming with joy and Hobbit happiness.
"Great," sighed the girl, sitting in her chair. She stared around the room until a door behind the teacher's desk caught her eye. She tapped Sandy on the shoulder (who was busy sending evil looks at Legolas) and the latter turned around. "What's up with that door?" she asked.
Sandy looked bewildered. "It has something to do with taming Frodo...I'm not exactly sure."
Megan then looked excited. "Do you want to find out?"
"Umm...ok," Sandy hesitated. It was neither the first nor the last time someone had asked her to do something as strange as open a forbidden door...but the world will never stop turning (because if we did, we'd be dead and wouldn't know it).
The two civilized girls crawled to the door (Elrond was too busy trying to keep Eowyn and Pippin apart) and opened it. Immediately, something past the girl and the room grew dark.
"Oh, no! Not again," Elrond looked over towards the two. "Somebody let the stupid nazguls out..."
"The what?" Megan asked.
"Nazguls," a voice next to her whispered. "An evil spirit-type thing that you can't really take form unless it's wearing something...I think."
"Who's talking to me?"
"It is I, Galadriel, not shut the door before you let the rest out!" Galadriel appeared out of nowhere and soon, the dark shadow passed. "You curious humans are weak! Now you two go sit down before I turn you into something...unnatural!"
"Like what?" Sandy ventured to ask, but soon realized her mistake. Before the two knew it, their shoelaces began to grow large...and scaly...and-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's a snake!!! A SNAKE!!!" Megan screamed. The two girls then began to grow smaller...and whiter...
"Mice," Gandalf laughed to himself. "Why didn't I think of that?"
Soon, the snakes and mice were about their average size and the feud began. The mice ran up Galadriel's robes and landed into her pocket, tangling themselves in a ball of ribbons (what's that doing in her pocket?). Galadriel threw them out and re-transformed them into humans again. "That was a warning, children. Next time, the snake will get what it wants..."
The girl grabbed their shoes (which had shoelaces again) and scurried to their seats, never dreaming that they had actually been mice...what kind of school was this?
"YOU!!! YOU!!! DIIIIIIIE!!!" Eowyn screamed when she saw Pippin holding an ice cream scoop and trying to get into her lunch. "GET OUT OF THERE!!! OUT!!! OUT!!!"
The hobbit grabbed the bag and the ice cream scoop and ran to the window, holding both items ominously. "I'll do it," Pippin threatened. Eowyn screamed and darted for the window, but Pippin got out of the way at the last second and sent the Lady of Rohan flying off the third floor.
"EOWYN! EOWYN!!!" Faramir ran to the window and seeing his beloved wife lying unconscious on the ground, he also stupidly jumped. "I looooooooooooove you!"
"And that, my friends," concluded Gandalf as Faramir hit the ground, "is a good example of an idiot and love. Love hurts and causes you to do stupid things. Let's leave them be..."
Megan and Sandy stared in awe, but the bell soon rang and all was forgotten...until the next day.
AN: yes, I know what a wraith is...
By Alyssa Wood
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Author's Note: sorry it took so long to put up this chapter! Thank you so much to Marina for submitting the subject lines!!! If you want to do it, too, send me a list of four strange, never-would-normally-be-remembered objects!!! Thanks!!! READ On!!!
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Unleashing the Nazguls & Galadriel's "Wraith"
Megan trudged angrily to her third period class. She definitely wasn't having the greatest day (not finishing her homework during history and couldn't find her PE cloths) and so going into a class that she never heard of nor signed up for didn't seem like the best thing in the world. Especially since the class was full of...well...weirdoes.
But fortunately, there was one sane person...
"Megan!" Sam and Frodo waved at the new girl. "And how was your first day in the class?" Sam asked, his small face beaming with joy and Hobbit happiness.
"Great," sighed the girl, sitting in her chair. She stared around the room until a door behind the teacher's desk caught her eye. She tapped Sandy on the shoulder (who was busy sending evil looks at Legolas) and the latter turned around. "What's up with that door?" she asked.
Sandy looked bewildered. "It has something to do with taming Frodo...I'm not exactly sure."
Megan then looked excited. "Do you want to find out?"
"Umm...ok," Sandy hesitated. It was neither the first nor the last time someone had asked her to do something as strange as open a forbidden door...but the world will never stop turning (because if we did, we'd be dead and wouldn't know it).
The two civilized girls crawled to the door (Elrond was too busy trying to keep Eowyn and Pippin apart) and opened it. Immediately, something past the girl and the room grew dark.
"Oh, no! Not again," Elrond looked over towards the two. "Somebody let the stupid nazguls out..."
"The what?" Megan asked.
"Nazguls," a voice next to her whispered. "An evil spirit-type thing that you can't really take form unless it's wearing something...I think."
"Who's talking to me?"
"It is I, Galadriel, not shut the door before you let the rest out!" Galadriel appeared out of nowhere and soon, the dark shadow passed. "You curious humans are weak! Now you two go sit down before I turn you into something...unnatural!"
"Like what?" Sandy ventured to ask, but soon realized her mistake. Before the two knew it, their shoelaces began to grow large...and scaly...and-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's a snake!!! A SNAKE!!!" Megan screamed. The two girls then began to grow smaller...and whiter...
"Mice," Gandalf laughed to himself. "Why didn't I think of that?"
Soon, the snakes and mice were about their average size and the feud began. The mice ran up Galadriel's robes and landed into her pocket, tangling themselves in a ball of ribbons (what's that doing in her pocket?). Galadriel threw them out and re-transformed them into humans again. "That was a warning, children. Next time, the snake will get what it wants..."
The girl grabbed their shoes (which had shoelaces again) and scurried to their seats, never dreaming that they had actually been mice...what kind of school was this?
"YOU!!! YOU!!! DIIIIIIIE!!!" Eowyn screamed when she saw Pippin holding an ice cream scoop and trying to get into her lunch. "GET OUT OF THERE!!! OUT!!! OUT!!!"
The hobbit grabbed the bag and the ice cream scoop and ran to the window, holding both items ominously. "I'll do it," Pippin threatened. Eowyn screamed and darted for the window, but Pippin got out of the way at the last second and sent the Lady of Rohan flying off the third floor.
"EOWYN! EOWYN!!!" Faramir ran to the window and seeing his beloved wife lying unconscious on the ground, he also stupidly jumped. "I looooooooooooove you!"
"And that, my friends," concluded Gandalf as Faramir hit the ground, "is a good example of an idiot and love. Love hurts and causes you to do stupid things. Let's leave them be..."
Megan and Sandy stared in awe, but the bell soon rang and all was forgotten...until the next day.
AN: yes, I know what a wraith is...