By Alyssa Wood
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Author's Note: Marina, you are still awesome. You're the
only person who still loves this story. HEY!!! LET'S PUSH FOR 30 REVIEWS!!! If
we do, I will cry and hug Gollum *ewww*!!! Anyway, here's the next adventure for
the amazing AP class! (Oh yeah, and AP= Advanced Placement for those of you who
don't know and have argued that it meant "Approaching". My Question
for you: Approaching what???).
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Sandy jumped when she heard a slam. She looked up to see the whole AP class staring at her. Elrond glared at the poor girl, causing her to wince. "Miss Winters, are you falling asleep in my class?" Elrond interrogated.
"No, sir," Sandy yawned.
"Are you yawning in my class?"
"Umm..."
"DETENTION!" Elrond boomed. The hobbits began togiggle to themselves in their far corner where they had gathered for the day. "Miss Winters, if you expect to pass my class, then I expect you to pay more attention."
Sandy looked down at the note the master elf had handed her.
"Sandra Winters
Sophomore: '05
Course: APME
Period: 3
For: disruptive behavior in class/falling asleep
Suggested Punishment: helping the hobbit's bathroom afterschool.
Teacher Signature: Elrond Halfelven"
The girl fell back on her desk and groaned. This had to be a nightmare...
-After School-
"All around Middle Earth, Sauron chased poor Frodo! Thought it was all about the ring, *POP* went Sauron!" Pippin sang happily while he was taking his bath along with Frodo, Merry, Sam, and Rosie. "No, NO, PIP!" Merry splashed some water and bubbles at the singing hobbit. "That's NOT how it goes!"
"Then how DOES it go, Merry?" Pippin challenged, throwing bubbles back at Merry.
Sandy just sat in the middle of the tubs, being called on for more bubble bath soap, shampoo, and hot water. This was NOT her idea of fun, although the hobbits were very entertaining. She had no idea there were 5 bathtubs on campus, let alone such a nice bathroom. It was so amazing...
"PIPPPPPPPPPPIN!" a voice screeched from somewhere in the building. The bathroom went silent and Pippin went pale.
"What did you do this time, you stupid hobbit!?" Frodo threw water at him.
Not a moment later, Eowyn came running into the room holding a razor and a shower cap with Faramir, Boromir, Arwen, and Aragorn closely following. The sight was one never to forget. Eowyn's head was half shaved with the other half looking quite tangled as if someone had tried to tie it up, but wasn't able to and left it that way. Sandy held her breath, trying not to burst out laughing. Not only did she have a half-shaved head, but also had been tattooed with "Ah supourt publek edukatshun" on her forehead.
Pippin dashed for the door, but wasn't able to make it. "Oh, no you don't," Faramir held him back, putting a pair of goggles over his head. "You're coming with us. We men of Gondor must support our women!"
Pippin desperately pointed at Arwen and Eowyn. "THEY'RE NOT WOMAN OF GONDOR!!!" he cried, but soon the hobbit was taken out of the room, leaving the others to laugh by themselves.
"I hope Pip will be ok," Rosie commented, but when they heard a loud scream and an extraordinary *SPLASH*, then they knew what happened and began to laugh uncontrollably.
Sandy, on the other hand, ran out of the bathroom and on home. She didn't care to stay any longer, even though she was due there until the end of their bath. Besides, Pippin had already gone and no one would miss her. She walked home in the darkness, but when she reached the door, a grin filled her face as she remembered what was tattooed on Eowyn's face. "Oh boy," she laughed as she stepped into her house.