Author's Notes: Yeah, this is going to look pointless this chapter, but
don't worry, THERE WILL BE A PLOT!! *echo* So, sit back and watch the fun
until then. Oh yeah, and review!!
Disclaimer: I don't own JtHM!! I SWEAR!!
Senor Juan
Nny walked into the 24/7, a short hispanic man accompanying him. Johnny pulled out a few shards of glass from his arm, and walked to the Brainfreezy machine.
Tito's eyes wandered around the store. A beautiful young woman grabbed a bag of chips and was walking to the counter.
"Hey, Juan, lookit that hot one over there...damn!" Tito whispered to Nny.
"Go away," Johnny said, irritated.
"Oh come'on bro! Just look at her!"
"No," Nny said simply.
"But she's so purdy!" Tito grabbed Johnny's head and jerked it over toward the counter where the woman was getting out some money.
CRAAAACK!!
The woman dropped her change on the floor and looked over at the two guys standing by the freezy machine. One had the hot-dog tongs sticking out of his head...no wait...she must be seeing things.
Johnny and Tito walked behind her, waiting for her to hurry up and leave...well Johnny was anyway...
The woman looked at them uncertainly and bent down to pick up the change.
SMACK!
The woman stood up abruptly. Someone smacked her ass!! She looked at the two men behind her. One was grinning insanely, and the other was staring at the one grinning insanely.
"He did it," said the insanely grinning one, pointing at the other, staring one.
WHACK!!
Johnny rubbed his sore face, and looked angrily at the woman, who noticed her mistake.
~*~*~
Johnny walked briskly down the street, blood splattered against his clothes, drinking a brainfreezy. Tito tried to keep up, his legs considerably shorter, munching from a bag of cheetos. Nny, of course, was trying to speed up to keep away from the pest, but to no avail. He had TRIED to kill him again in the 24/7, but that hadn't worked either.
"Sooooo..." Tito started, piercing the silence once again, "did you HAVE to kill her?"
"Yes," Nny answered.
"But WHYYYYYYY? She was muy bonita!"
"If she was naive enough to believe that I had so rudely violated her personal boundries, and not the grinning idiot next to me, she deserved to die," Nny told Tito, hoping to silence him.
"Man, no wonder you got no girlfriend..." Tito commented, "You need to lower your standards."
"I don't HAVE standards, I don't WANT a "girlfriend", thank you very much," Johnny said, getting aggitated.
"But why NOT? Everyone wants a girlfriend!! I mean, I'm sure if you, ya know, stopped the whole killing thing, you could get one. Skinny, goth dudes with cool boots are in, man!"(another private joke, seeing as I know a skinny goth dude with cool boots)
Nny didn't answer. There was no point. Maybe if he just stopped talking the little vermin would too, and, eventually, leave.
They walked in silence for a few minutes.
"Are you gay?" Tito asked suddenly.
"ARGH!!"
Tito then got a handful of cheetos violently thrust down his throat.
Disclaimer: I don't own JtHM!! I SWEAR!!
Senor Juan
Nny walked into the 24/7, a short hispanic man accompanying him. Johnny pulled out a few shards of glass from his arm, and walked to the Brainfreezy machine.
Tito's eyes wandered around the store. A beautiful young woman grabbed a bag of chips and was walking to the counter.
"Hey, Juan, lookit that hot one over there...damn!" Tito whispered to Nny.
"Go away," Johnny said, irritated.
"Oh come'on bro! Just look at her!"
"No," Nny said simply.
"But she's so purdy!" Tito grabbed Johnny's head and jerked it over toward the counter where the woman was getting out some money.
CRAAAACK!!
The woman dropped her change on the floor and looked over at the two guys standing by the freezy machine. One had the hot-dog tongs sticking out of his head...no wait...she must be seeing things.
Johnny and Tito walked behind her, waiting for her to hurry up and leave...well Johnny was anyway...
The woman looked at them uncertainly and bent down to pick up the change.
SMACK!
The woman stood up abruptly. Someone smacked her ass!! She looked at the two men behind her. One was grinning insanely, and the other was staring at the one grinning insanely.
"He did it," said the insanely grinning one, pointing at the other, staring one.
WHACK!!
Johnny rubbed his sore face, and looked angrily at the woman, who noticed her mistake.
~*~*~
Johnny walked briskly down the street, blood splattered against his clothes, drinking a brainfreezy. Tito tried to keep up, his legs considerably shorter, munching from a bag of cheetos. Nny, of course, was trying to speed up to keep away from the pest, but to no avail. He had TRIED to kill him again in the 24/7, but that hadn't worked either.
"Sooooo..." Tito started, piercing the silence once again, "did you HAVE to kill her?"
"Yes," Nny answered.
"But WHYYYYYYY? She was muy bonita!"
"If she was naive enough to believe that I had so rudely violated her personal boundries, and not the grinning idiot next to me, she deserved to die," Nny told Tito, hoping to silence him.
"Man, no wonder you got no girlfriend..." Tito commented, "You need to lower your standards."
"I don't HAVE standards, I don't WANT a "girlfriend", thank you very much," Johnny said, getting aggitated.
"But why NOT? Everyone wants a girlfriend!! I mean, I'm sure if you, ya know, stopped the whole killing thing, you could get one. Skinny, goth dudes with cool boots are in, man!"(another private joke, seeing as I know a skinny goth dude with cool boots)
Nny didn't answer. There was no point. Maybe if he just stopped talking the little vermin would too, and, eventually, leave.
They walked in silence for a few minutes.
"Are you gay?" Tito asked suddenly.
"ARGH!!"
Tito then got a handful of cheetos violently thrust down his throat.