AP Middle Earth
By Alyssa Wood
Supported by Marina

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Author's Note: I want to give a special "thanks" to Laicalasse for giving me the suggestions of the days to work with. This will be quite interesting. Marina: you've been upgraded to my "Supporter". Look above =)
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Wash Aragorn's Hair Day

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY HAIR STINKS? MY HAIR IS A LOT CLEANER THAN YOURS, GREASE-BOY!" Legolas cried out before class started. He and Aragorn were standing in front of the chalk board where the latter had written "Legolas' Hair Stinks!"

"Oh yeah?" Aragorn sneered. "Then what's that?" The Gondor King pointed at a glob of green Jell-O that a certain hobbit had mischievously put in the flowing blonde hair.

"AH! AH! AH!" Legolas panicked, finding the . "NO! NO! NO! THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A STAIN!" Legolas ran out the door and down the hall, holding his precious hair in his hands.

Megan and Sandy snickered in their seats. Sandy looked very entertained as the elf had annoyed and pestered her about her bathroom experience the previous week.

"Finally, that hobbit has proved his uses," Eowyn sighed happily, finding joy in teasing the "perky elf".

Pippin jumped next to her and whispered in her ear, "Yeah, and you should check what Aragorn planted in YOUR hair!"

Eowyn screamed, finding a lump of...well, something strange. "OH, YOU EVIL MAN OF GONDOR!!! DIE! FALL DOOM OF EVIL SOAP WATER!!!" Eowyn held up a blindfold and covered the King's eyes. "TAKE UP THE CRY OF 'DON'T PUT EVIL STUFF IN PEOPLE'S HAIR!!!'"

Sandy and Megan followed enthusiastically, hoping to see something exciting and they weren't the only ones. The whole class, including Elrond, chased the girl down the halls while she struggled to drag a kicking Aragorn. But after a little "unseen magic", he was knocked unconscious and was left at the mercy of Eowyn.

Eowyn raced through halls, down some stairs, and finally to some unknown bathroom! She tossed the unconscious man into a bath and turned the water on full blast. "Finally," Eowyn wickedly stated, "I can do what I've been dying to do: WASH ARAGORN'S HAIR!!!"

When Aragorn woke up about a half an hour later, his hair was in beautifully done in dark French braids and he reeked of roses and perfume. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY HAIR!!! MY GREASY HAIR!!!" he shrieked. "SOME IS GOING TO DIE!!!"

"Don't look at me, Simeball," Eowyn turned to him, "it was Pippin. I swear to it!"

"PIPPIN!!!" Aragorn jumped from his seat and gagged the hobbit. Aragorn pulled out a magic hairbrush and began to brush the hobbits furry feet. "Feel the wraith of the brush!!!"

"NO! NO! NO!" Pippin coughed before being thrown out of the legendary window. The class ran to the window to observe the damaged done.

Elrond looked out unhappily from his seat. "Silence and sit," the elf lord sighed from behind his desk and magically the room was filled with silence and everyone arrived to their assigned seats. "We have done NOTHING to help us learn more in this course. This week we will be doing a few...projects." And he left it at that. The bell rang once again to disrupt the class.

This ends the first part of the "Week of Woes".