Nny spent the next few blocks listening to Tito hack up Cheetos, his eyes
twitching every few seconds.
"Hugh!! ACK!!" Another one popped out, and Tito pounded his chest, eyes watering, "Mmmm...dangerously cheesy!"
Suddenly, a crack of lighting lit up the sky, and the sound of thunder boomed.
Johnny looked up.
"Oh damn," he muttered, as rain started to pour down. He looked at Tito, who was also looking up, and narrowed his eyes.
"This is all your fault! If you hadn't suprised me in the car I wouldn't have crashed and have to walk the rest of the way home in the RAIN! Why the hell are you bothering me?! Can't you just go away or die or throw yourself off a bride or something?!" Nny screamed.
"Is this going to be one of those dramatic moments like in soap operas where we end up saying 'I love you' and hugging in the rain?" Tito asked.
Nny threw up his arms and continued walking...of course Tito followed.
~*~*~
Johnny opened the door to his house, dripping wet, and walked in. Tito tried to follow but Nny slammed the door in his face. He heard a thud on the other side, accompanied by an "ow".
Nny sniffled. He sat down on the couch, muttering to himself.
Tito opened the door and walked in.
"You don't look so good amigo," Tito said, "I KNOW! I fix you CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!!" Tito ran happily off into the kitchen, where loud bangings and clankings sounded. Wait...was that a sheep?
Nny wiped his nose, eye twitching. What was he going to do about this "Tito" freak? Why would he just DIE? Nny started to regret ever killing him. Maybe before he thought any further, he should change into some dry clothes though...
Nny got up and walked into another room.
"Booby-doopy doopy doo..." Tito said, searching the cuboards, "Jeez, does this guy eat at all?! There barely any food..oh wait.." He grabbed a can of soup he found behind some Spagettios cans and razor blades.
"I FOOOOOOOOOOOOUND IT!!" Tito said, poking his head in the living room. Nny wasn't there.
"Hm..." Tito looked around the room, then heard the shower go on. Tito thought a moment. Then he thought some more. After that, instead of thinking, a twisted grin spread across his face...
~*~*~
Johnny stepped into his living room, squeaky clean, but still feeling quite not well. He sneezed. He then looked around the room, eyes going wide.
The room was covered in PINK THINGS. There were CURTAINS on the windows!! FUZZY CUTE THINGS decorated the top of his T.V., coffee table, and various other things. Pictures of SANRIO characters where on the walls!
"OH MY GOOD GOD!" Nny said strongly. As his eyes moved about the room, they finally rested on Tito, who was sitting on the couch smiling at him.
"How you like it?" Tito said slyly.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE?!! YOU PERTURBENCE PLAUGE!!" Nny grabbed up some knives and jumped at Tito, who moved while laughing heartily. As if they were rough housing.
"Ah, Juanito, I KNEW you'd like it!!" He said, dodging the deadly weapons.
Nny suddenly felt VERY dizzy. He stopped in mid-slash and dropped the knives.
"Senor Juan? You okay?" Tito asked.
Johnny suddenly passed out and fell to the floor.
"Well," Tito said, stepping up to him, "didn't expect THAT."
"Hugh!! ACK!!" Another one popped out, and Tito pounded his chest, eyes watering, "Mmmm...dangerously cheesy!"
Suddenly, a crack of lighting lit up the sky, and the sound of thunder boomed.
Johnny looked up.
"Oh damn," he muttered, as rain started to pour down. He looked at Tito, who was also looking up, and narrowed his eyes.
"This is all your fault! If you hadn't suprised me in the car I wouldn't have crashed and have to walk the rest of the way home in the RAIN! Why the hell are you bothering me?! Can't you just go away or die or throw yourself off a bride or something?!" Nny screamed.
"Is this going to be one of those dramatic moments like in soap operas where we end up saying 'I love you' and hugging in the rain?" Tito asked.
Nny threw up his arms and continued walking...of course Tito followed.
~*~*~
Johnny opened the door to his house, dripping wet, and walked in. Tito tried to follow but Nny slammed the door in his face. He heard a thud on the other side, accompanied by an "ow".
Nny sniffled. He sat down on the couch, muttering to himself.
Tito opened the door and walked in.
"You don't look so good amigo," Tito said, "I KNOW! I fix you CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!!" Tito ran happily off into the kitchen, where loud bangings and clankings sounded. Wait...was that a sheep?
Nny wiped his nose, eye twitching. What was he going to do about this "Tito" freak? Why would he just DIE? Nny started to regret ever killing him. Maybe before he thought any further, he should change into some dry clothes though...
Nny got up and walked into another room.
"Booby-doopy doopy doo..." Tito said, searching the cuboards, "Jeez, does this guy eat at all?! There barely any food..oh wait.." He grabbed a can of soup he found behind some Spagettios cans and razor blades.
"I FOOOOOOOOOOOOUND IT!!" Tito said, poking his head in the living room. Nny wasn't there.
"Hm..." Tito looked around the room, then heard the shower go on. Tito thought a moment. Then he thought some more. After that, instead of thinking, a twisted grin spread across his face...
~*~*~
Johnny stepped into his living room, squeaky clean, but still feeling quite not well. He sneezed. He then looked around the room, eyes going wide.
The room was covered in PINK THINGS. There were CURTAINS on the windows!! FUZZY CUTE THINGS decorated the top of his T.V., coffee table, and various other things. Pictures of SANRIO characters where on the walls!
"OH MY GOOD GOD!" Nny said strongly. As his eyes moved about the room, they finally rested on Tito, who was sitting on the couch smiling at him.
"How you like it?" Tito said slyly.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE?!! YOU PERTURBENCE PLAUGE!!" Nny grabbed up some knives and jumped at Tito, who moved while laughing heartily. As if they were rough housing.
"Ah, Juanito, I KNEW you'd like it!!" He said, dodging the deadly weapons.
Nny suddenly felt VERY dizzy. He stopped in mid-slash and dropped the knives.
"Senor Juan? You okay?" Tito asked.
Johnny suddenly passed out and fell to the floor.
"Well," Tito said, stepping up to him, "didn't expect THAT."