Truth or Dare

A/N: Xiaoyu plays with stuffed bunnies.

Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken. But anyways…

The Tekken fighters supposedly have a meeting with Heihachi (Gorilla Person). But since Heihachi had tricked them and ditched them once again, they decided to do something new. (Get me so far? It was a childish event, OK?)

Marduk: Ok, losers! What'd'ya say we play… uh…

Hwoarang: You call me a loser? I'm not fat and slow like you!

Julia: People! Stop!

Hwoarang: Fine. Jeez.

Jin: Red-rover or something?

Hwoarang: No, you moron! Why do you wanna play a childish game anyway, a game that dumb Chinese girl with the piggy tails would play?

Xiaoyu: What is 'dumb'?

Nina: Shut up, loser.

Anna: Sister dear, be gentle to the poor girl.

Nina: But I'm never gentle.

Julia: Ugh! Guys, can we just get on with it?

Steve: How about… we play…

King: What, Fox? Kick the Can? Bet you don't even know how to kick.

Michelle: People! How many times does Julia have to tell you? No fighting for once!

Paul: Easy for you to say.

Kazuya: How bout '2 minutes in the closet'?

Eddy: Yuck!

Paul: Yeah, man!

Kazuya: Whatever.

Christie: Yo, people, like, I've got it, like, I mean…

Ganryu: Hurry up!

Christie: Like, just wait! Okay, like, Truth or Dare?

Paul: Hey, that's good.

Eddy: Yeah, let's do it!

*They gather around in a circle.

Marduk: Any of you losers have a bottle?

Yoshimitsu: You do.

Kuni: Yeah.

Marduk: B-But…

Jin: What? Is it a baby bottle or something?

King: Sounds like it.

Paul: Yeah. You lack diapers.

Lei: Hurry up or I'll shoot.

Lee: Yeah. I'll sprinkle my silver hair pixie dust on you…

Xiaoyu: Ooh!!!!

*Xiaoyu pulls Lee's hair.

Lee: Hey, what the—

Michelle: Ms. Ling, stop it.

*Xiaoyu sticks her tongue at Michelle.

*Ganryu slaps Xiaoyu. Xiaoyu stays put.

Michelle: (to Ganryu) Good, you finally have use to people.

Kazuya: Come on, Marduk! You're totally wasting precious time.

Paul: Yeah, like, come on! We're dyin' here!

Christie: Totally.

Marduk: Fine.

*Marduk hands the bottle to Christie. (it was a baby bottle. Haha! And one more thing, It was filled with milk!)

Marduk: Uh, I didn't finish that yet.

Christie: Whatever.

Hwoarang: Okay! Let's begin the game!

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Michelle: Okay, so how was it? I'll need about 10 reviews to submit chap 2 for you guys.

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