Author's note: Hey, people! It's good to be typing again. I received your ideas and I think they're all great... Except that there'll be no kissing. This is General Patronage and I don't write lemons. I'm really sorry guys, no kissing... but of course... this is a humor fic so you can spend more time laughing in more upcoming chapters. Thank you so much, Chaos, for the idea that I'm using in this chapter. Thanks for all the reviews!
Disclaimer: Oh, please. You guys already know that I DO NOT own Tekken. It's by Namco. I only own this fanfiction. Thank you very much.
*Bryan spins Marduk's nursing bottle, laughing non-stop. The Tekken fighters were all surprised when the bottle stopped to point at Kazuya, who had Devil at his left and Angel at his right.
*Kazuya's smile weakens.
Kazuya: Truth.
Bryan: Hehehehehe... Kazuya Mishima... Hehehehe... Do you hate your moronic father, Heihachi Mishima? And... do you want this little book???
*Bryan shows a book to the fighters entitled, "How to Throw your Idiot of a Father of a Cliff".
*Kazuya snatched the book from Bryan's hands.
Kazuya: Hwahahahahaha!! Yehey! I can now throw him into that stinkin' volcano!!!! He'll never survive!! Whoo-hoo!!!
*Kazuya runs to the Restrooms, but by mistake, went into the girl's bathroom, seeing Anna in her tight dress, adding more make-up onto her face. Kazuya blushes and looks back at the crowd, redder than before.
Hwoarang: Oh, puh-lease! He's like, not answering his question!
Jin: Well! Why don't I dare you to do somethin'?
Hwoarang: And what is that, Kazama?
Jin: Truth or Dare.
Julia: Wait a sec... Isn't Mr. Mishima supposed to answer Mr. Fury's question first?
Hwoarang: Listen, Chang, it's already obvious that the guy hates his papa!
Michelle: Don't you dare shout at my daughter that way!
Hwoarang: Whatever.
Jin: Ok, fine! Truth or Dare?
Hwoarang: Dare. And what, may I ask, are you daring me, Kazama?
Jin: I dare you... to run around the room in a frilly dress for 10 minutes.
Hwoarang: What?!!!??? Man, you can't do that!
Jin: And why not? Considering how much you insulted me for 2 years or more!
Julia: People!
Michelle: How many times do we have to tell you that we want peace and fun in this game?
Ganryu: But this is fun, Michelle.
Bryan: hehehe... get on with it.
Hwoarang: I can't do that. I'm not gay. Why don't you let your father do it?
*Jin showed a grin and faces Kazuya.
Jin: Hey, pop. Can you do somethin' for me?
Kazuya: What now?
Jin: Listen, I need you to run around in a frilly dress for 10 minutes in the room.
Kazuya: WHY???? You're not the one who's supposed to dare me!
Jin: This is Bryan's orders.
Bryan: Hehehehe...
Kazuya: You're all out of your minds.
Hwoarang: No, we aren't. Bryan got the idea from us.
Kazuya: Ah, whatever. You guys are total morons.
*All the players grin and laugh at Kazuya as he reaches a broom closet to take a frilly dress out of it. More like an apron.
*Kazuya puts the apron on and reaches for a broom.
Kazuya: Now are you happy?
Jin: Much better...
Hwoarang: I need a camera!!
Christie: Like, we didn't, like, inquire the broom, but, like, this is more than I've expected, y'know!
*Michelle and Julia talk in excited whispers.
Kazuya: Well, we can't waste minutes on this now, can we? So I'll just take these stuff off, and-
Hwoarang: Oh no, you won't!
Jin: Dad, we dared you to run around in it for 10 minutes.
Kazuya: You said seconds.
Hwoarang: No, he didn't.
Jin: You're not very good at convincing.
Kazuya: Fine.
*Kazuya runs around for 8 minutes, though Tekken players forgot the time and kept on laughing.
Michelle: listen guys, I know this is a long chapter and I've only talked about 1 thing in it, but I've suddenly run out of ideas. Can you do something for me?? Give me some ideas through reviews, so that this story will be a lot more satisfying. Keep 'em coming!
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Disclaimer: Oh, please. You guys already know that I DO NOT own Tekken. It's by Namco. I only own this fanfiction. Thank you very much.
*Bryan spins Marduk's nursing bottle, laughing non-stop. The Tekken fighters were all surprised when the bottle stopped to point at Kazuya, who had Devil at his left and Angel at his right.
*Kazuya's smile weakens.
Kazuya: Truth.
Bryan: Hehehehehe... Kazuya Mishima... Hehehehe... Do you hate your moronic father, Heihachi Mishima? And... do you want this little book???
*Bryan shows a book to the fighters entitled, "How to Throw your Idiot of a Father of a Cliff".
*Kazuya snatched the book from Bryan's hands.
Kazuya: Hwahahahahaha!! Yehey! I can now throw him into that stinkin' volcano!!!! He'll never survive!! Whoo-hoo!!!
*Kazuya runs to the Restrooms, but by mistake, went into the girl's bathroom, seeing Anna in her tight dress, adding more make-up onto her face. Kazuya blushes and looks back at the crowd, redder than before.
Hwoarang: Oh, puh-lease! He's like, not answering his question!
Jin: Well! Why don't I dare you to do somethin'?
Hwoarang: And what is that, Kazama?
Jin: Truth or Dare.
Julia: Wait a sec... Isn't Mr. Mishima supposed to answer Mr. Fury's question first?
Hwoarang: Listen, Chang, it's already obvious that the guy hates his papa!
Michelle: Don't you dare shout at my daughter that way!
Hwoarang: Whatever.
Jin: Ok, fine! Truth or Dare?
Hwoarang: Dare. And what, may I ask, are you daring me, Kazama?
Jin: I dare you... to run around the room in a frilly dress for 10 minutes.
Hwoarang: What?!!!??? Man, you can't do that!
Jin: And why not? Considering how much you insulted me for 2 years or more!
Julia: People!
Michelle: How many times do we have to tell you that we want peace and fun in this game?
Ganryu: But this is fun, Michelle.
Bryan: hehehe... get on with it.
Hwoarang: I can't do that. I'm not gay. Why don't you let your father do it?
*Jin showed a grin and faces Kazuya.
Jin: Hey, pop. Can you do somethin' for me?
Kazuya: What now?
Jin: Listen, I need you to run around in a frilly dress for 10 minutes in the room.
Kazuya: WHY???? You're not the one who's supposed to dare me!
Jin: This is Bryan's orders.
Bryan: Hehehehe...
Kazuya: You're all out of your minds.
Hwoarang: No, we aren't. Bryan got the idea from us.
Kazuya: Ah, whatever. You guys are total morons.
*All the players grin and laugh at Kazuya as he reaches a broom closet to take a frilly dress out of it. More like an apron.
*Kazuya puts the apron on and reaches for a broom.
Kazuya: Now are you happy?
Jin: Much better...
Hwoarang: I need a camera!!
Christie: Like, we didn't, like, inquire the broom, but, like, this is more than I've expected, y'know!
*Michelle and Julia talk in excited whispers.
Kazuya: Well, we can't waste minutes on this now, can we? So I'll just take these stuff off, and-
Hwoarang: Oh no, you won't!
Jin: Dad, we dared you to run around in it for 10 minutes.
Kazuya: You said seconds.
Hwoarang: No, he didn't.
Jin: You're not very good at convincing.
Kazuya: Fine.
*Kazuya runs around for 8 minutes, though Tekken players forgot the time and kept on laughing.
Michelle: listen guys, I know this is a long chapter and I've only talked about 1 thing in it, but I've suddenly run out of ideas. Can you do something for me?? Give me some ideas through reviews, so that this story will be a lot more satisfying. Keep 'em coming!
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