Truth or Dare
by: Michelle
A/N: Hey guys. I'm back!!! Um, Laura, listen, I really understand your liking of Xiaoyu, ok? It's like my liking of Nina too... But see, since I'm the author here, I would very much appreciate it if I write it my own way. Please read the summaries before clicking on the title. Thanks. Um... guys, I'm sorry... I can't put your ideas in here yet... But I promise I'll put them in the fic in later chapters. Maybe in the next or whatever, thank you very much for reviewing.
Disclaimer: Five chapters and I STILL don't own Tekken. How pathetic can I get???
Michelle Chang: Um, who hasn't received a Truth or Dare thing yet?
*A lot of players raise their hands.
Michelle: Um...ok, fine.
Jin: Since we have lost track of who to ask a question or to dare... I guess I'll just have to go.
Hwoarang: No you aren't! I didn't go yet!!
Jin: So??
Xiaoyu: So??
Jin: Xiaoyu, shut up.
Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu, shut up.
Jin: Yep, that's right. SHUT UP!!
Xiaoyu: Yep, that's right. SHUT UP!!
Jin: Please???
Xiaoyu: Pwease???
Julia: Aha! Xiaoyu said "Pwease" when Jin said "Please"! So I guess this ends the imitating... OK?
Jin: Whatever.
Xiaoyu: Whatevoy.
Nina: SHUT UP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anna: Nina dearest, though shouldn't shout!!! Remember!!!
*Nina slaps Anna, Anna screams like a moron.
Nina: I SAID SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Kazuya: Ok... Enough arguing... Let's just go on... Kunimitsu will start PLEASE.
Kunimitsu: Fine.
*Marduk, who secretly snatched his bottle back 30 minutes ago, now finished half of his milk.
*Kuni turns to Marduk.
Kuni: Give it to me.
*Marduk sticks his tongue out.
Marduk: No.
Kuni: You stubborn pig! Give it to me! Or else!
Marduk: Or else what?
*Marduk says, still drinking his bottle, mind you.
Kuni: I have a... er... um... this swordy thingy and I'm not afraid to use it.
*Marduk cries like an imbecile baby (um... he IS an imbecile baby), making snorting pig sounds between his crying.
Kuni: Man, you asked for it.
*Kuni takes out her... um... swordy thingy.
Hwoarang: Dude it glows!!! (Sorry... Just got that line from a lot of fanfics...and Hwoarang usually says it)
Julia: Um... we know that.
Hwoarang: Dude it glows!
Julia: I told you, we know that.
Hwoarang: Dude it glows!
Julia: Shut up already!!
Hwoarang: Fine, sheesh.
Kuni: I'm really sorry if this is gonna hurt but you asked for it.
*Kuni slices the bottle in half.
Kazuya: Aw, great. Just great. Now how do you expect to play Truth or Dare without a stinkin' bottle?????
Kuni: Dunno, don't care. This is starting to bug me anyway.
Kazuya: Ah!!!!
*Kazuya gets a roll of tape from his stinkin' father Heihachi's drawer.
Kazuya: This oughta do it!
*Kazuya tries to tape the bottle together again.
Nina: Oh, Pete's sake. Don't you even have a brain???? You're trying to fix a bottle using tape??? How moronic!
Kazuya: What did you say???
Nina: Nothing. I said you have a brain with a size of a peanut. That's all.
Kazuya: WHAT?????!!!!!!!
Nina: Are you DEAF???? I said, NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle: Let's get on with it anyway.
Nina: Fine, I'll go.
*Nina takes a mineral water bottle from the fridge and spins it, landing on Lei.
Nina: Argh. Truth or Dare.
Lei: Um... I'm going for a dare.
Nina: Jeez, this is just a game! This isn't Science class wherein you have got to use a complete sentence to answer a question!!!
Lei: FINE!!! Dare!!!!!
Nina: Put lipstick on.
Lei: WHAT???!!!???
Marshall Law: Listen, man, Ms. Williams simply said to put lipstick on. Easy as that.
Lei: I'm not applying women's cosmetics onto my own mouth!!! EVER!!!
Forrest: Take it easy, person.
Nina: Just do it!
*Nina gets her gun, then aims it at Lei.
Nina: PUT LIPSTICK ON!!!
Lei: FINE!!!! IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT!
Nina: Good. Use this.
*Nina snatches Anna's purse to get one of a googol of Anna's lipsticks.
Nina: CHERRY RED... Yeah...
Anna: Hey!
*Nina points her gun at Anna.
Anna: Er... I mean... go ahead...
*Nina hands the lipstick to Lei.
Nina: Here ya go!
Lei: Do I have to do this?
Nina: That or a tragic death.
*Nina says, pointing her gun at him.
Lei: Fine.
*Lei applies the lipstick onto his mouth. Giggles were made.
Lei: There. Now're ya happy?
*Lei says after applying lipstick onto his lips. All the players tried sealing their mouths, but it didn't help anyway.
Lei: Okay, enough! My turn to spin the stinkin' wheel.
*Lei spins the wheel. There was still lipstick on his lips.
================================================================== Michelle: Had enough fun? It ain't over yet, y'know. 5-10 reviews and I'll continue... It's both another update and a slice of pizza or nothing. Ideas as well, OK??? ==================================================================
by: Michelle
A/N: Hey guys. I'm back!!! Um, Laura, listen, I really understand your liking of Xiaoyu, ok? It's like my liking of Nina too... But see, since I'm the author here, I would very much appreciate it if I write it my own way. Please read the summaries before clicking on the title. Thanks. Um... guys, I'm sorry... I can't put your ideas in here yet... But I promise I'll put them in the fic in later chapters. Maybe in the next or whatever, thank you very much for reviewing.
Disclaimer: Five chapters and I STILL don't own Tekken. How pathetic can I get???
Michelle Chang: Um, who hasn't received a Truth or Dare thing yet?
*A lot of players raise their hands.
Michelle: Um...ok, fine.
Jin: Since we have lost track of who to ask a question or to dare... I guess I'll just have to go.
Hwoarang: No you aren't! I didn't go yet!!
Jin: So??
Xiaoyu: So??
Jin: Xiaoyu, shut up.
Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu, shut up.
Jin: Yep, that's right. SHUT UP!!
Xiaoyu: Yep, that's right. SHUT UP!!
Jin: Please???
Xiaoyu: Pwease???
Julia: Aha! Xiaoyu said "Pwease" when Jin said "Please"! So I guess this ends the imitating... OK?
Jin: Whatever.
Xiaoyu: Whatevoy.
Nina: SHUT UP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anna: Nina dearest, though shouldn't shout!!! Remember!!!
*Nina slaps Anna, Anna screams like a moron.
Nina: I SAID SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Kazuya: Ok... Enough arguing... Let's just go on... Kunimitsu will start PLEASE.
Kunimitsu: Fine.
*Marduk, who secretly snatched his bottle back 30 minutes ago, now finished half of his milk.
*Kuni turns to Marduk.
Kuni: Give it to me.
*Marduk sticks his tongue out.
Marduk: No.
Kuni: You stubborn pig! Give it to me! Or else!
Marduk: Or else what?
*Marduk says, still drinking his bottle, mind you.
Kuni: I have a... er... um... this swordy thingy and I'm not afraid to use it.
*Marduk cries like an imbecile baby (um... he IS an imbecile baby), making snorting pig sounds between his crying.
Kuni: Man, you asked for it.
*Kuni takes out her... um... swordy thingy.
Hwoarang: Dude it glows!!! (Sorry... Just got that line from a lot of fanfics...and Hwoarang usually says it)
Julia: Um... we know that.
Hwoarang: Dude it glows!
Julia: I told you, we know that.
Hwoarang: Dude it glows!
Julia: Shut up already!!
Hwoarang: Fine, sheesh.
Kuni: I'm really sorry if this is gonna hurt but you asked for it.
*Kuni slices the bottle in half.
Kazuya: Aw, great. Just great. Now how do you expect to play Truth or Dare without a stinkin' bottle?????
Kuni: Dunno, don't care. This is starting to bug me anyway.
Kazuya: Ah!!!!
*Kazuya gets a roll of tape from his stinkin' father Heihachi's drawer.
Kazuya: This oughta do it!
*Kazuya tries to tape the bottle together again.
Nina: Oh, Pete's sake. Don't you even have a brain???? You're trying to fix a bottle using tape??? How moronic!
Kazuya: What did you say???
Nina: Nothing. I said you have a brain with a size of a peanut. That's all.
Kazuya: WHAT?????!!!!!!!
Nina: Are you DEAF???? I said, NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle: Let's get on with it anyway.
Nina: Fine, I'll go.
*Nina takes a mineral water bottle from the fridge and spins it, landing on Lei.
Nina: Argh. Truth or Dare.
Lei: Um... I'm going for a dare.
Nina: Jeez, this is just a game! This isn't Science class wherein you have got to use a complete sentence to answer a question!!!
Lei: FINE!!! Dare!!!!!
Nina: Put lipstick on.
Lei: WHAT???!!!???
Marshall Law: Listen, man, Ms. Williams simply said to put lipstick on. Easy as that.
Lei: I'm not applying women's cosmetics onto my own mouth!!! EVER!!!
Forrest: Take it easy, person.
Nina: Just do it!
*Nina gets her gun, then aims it at Lei.
Nina: PUT LIPSTICK ON!!!
Lei: FINE!!!! IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT!
Nina: Good. Use this.
*Nina snatches Anna's purse to get one of a googol of Anna's lipsticks.
Nina: CHERRY RED... Yeah...
Anna: Hey!
*Nina points her gun at Anna.
Anna: Er... I mean... go ahead...
*Nina hands the lipstick to Lei.
Nina: Here ya go!
Lei: Do I have to do this?
Nina: That or a tragic death.
*Nina says, pointing her gun at him.
Lei: Fine.
*Lei applies the lipstick onto his mouth. Giggles were made.
Lei: There. Now're ya happy?
*Lei says after applying lipstick onto his lips. All the players tried sealing their mouths, but it didn't help anyway.
Lei: Okay, enough! My turn to spin the stinkin' wheel.
*Lei spins the wheel. There was still lipstick on his lips.
================================================================== Michelle: Had enough fun? It ain't over yet, y'know. 5-10 reviews and I'll continue... It's both another update and a slice of pizza or nothing. Ideas as well, OK??? ==================================================================