Truth or Dare
By: Michelle
Author's Note: Hi guys… I'm back into writing this one. Anyway, I'm very, very, very, very sorry Uruma for the delay. I never knew you liked and missed this fic so bad. I promise it won't happen again… At least I'll try.
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken!
Chapter 6
*Lei spins wheel. Bottle points to Yoshi.
Lei: Okay…--
Xiaoyu: I wanna eat ketchup, wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lei: Ah, just shut up for a century, will ya???? Okay, Yoshi, as I was sayin… Wait a sec… Where's you swordy thingy???
Yoshi: Wah!!!!! I lost my swordy thingy… Why???? Why???? Is this the end of my days?????
Nina: Obviously… No, you moron.
*Yoshi continues wailing.
Xiaoyu: I want ketchup! Please! Wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kuni hides Yoshi's swordy thingy behind her back.
Kazuya: Pete's sake, it's with the otha ninja!!
Kuni: Great, just great, why'd'ya spill it like that Kazu-jerk???
Kazuya: What did you stinkin' call me??????
Jun: Uh-oh.
Kuni: Um… Kazu-jerk??
Kazuya: Ah!!!!!!!
*Kazuya grabs Kuni by the neck… Kuni kicks him in the groin… (Ow!)
All: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
*Fight continues for 13 minutes.
*After 13 minutes…
*Paul bends down to the now-knocked-out Kazuya.
Paul: 1, 2, 3… Boing! He's goin' down! He lost. Kuni wins!!!
*Paul raises Kuni's hand and out came the stench of her armpits.
All: Whoa!
Anna: That… smell… ugh!
Hwoarang: Darn that smells.
*Heihachi arrives.
Heihachi: Allo! Allo!!!!
Heihachi: UH!!! What's that stinkin' smell??????
(knocked-out, still on floor) Kazuya: Kuni's armpits!!
Heihachi: Ahhhh!!! Get that ninja outta my sight!
*Hawks grab Kuni and threw her into the dumpster, bye-bye!
Yoshi: Wait!!! My swordy thingy!!! Where are you going? Come back here!
*Yoshi runs outside and jumps into dumpster.
Anna: Ooooooh! O.o
Nina: Well that's the end of the Ninjas.
Xioayu: Poor ninja…… I STILL WANT KETCHUP!
Author's Note: Hey, whaddya think??? Send reviews now!! Who knows what'll happen next???