Truth or Dare
by: michelle
A/N: Hi. Read this chapter. Updated. Bored.
Disclaimer: Stop being a moron, you'd actually THINK that I owned Tekken?
Kazuya: Well! That takes care of that stupid ninja.
Jin: NinjaS actually.
Kazuya: Whatever, at least that takes care of everything.
Lee: Uh, not EVERYTHING.
*Kazuya wonders of what Lee meant by what he said. Suddenly, he remembered the fact that Heihachi and the hawks arrived. His red eye glows with anger.
Kazuya: Darn, my moronic dad's here.
Heihachi: Allo, allo!
Kazuya: Listen, just shut UP! Everything was fine until now.
Jin: I'll say.
Christie: Like, just stop the, like, fight????
Kazuya: Fine.
Julia: Um, question.
Ganryu: YES, JULIE DEAR?????
Julia: Eww!!!!
*Julia runs to Michelle to hide behind her back.
Hwoarang: Listen, Chang, what's the darn question????
Julia: Who wants to start this time?
Heihachi: My birdie!!!
All: HUH?????
Heihachi: My HAWK, you dirty-minded idiots.
All: Oh.
Hawk #1: Yehey!!! I'm gonna start first!!!
Nina: Obviously, NO. The motion wasn't confirmed yet.
Anna: Sister dear, since when did you start to act judge-like?
Nina: After seeing Judge Judy in michelle's other fic.
Anna: The humor one?
Nina: What else, idiot???
Anna: The "Steve's Bunny Slippers Thing"?
Nina: YES!!! OF COURSE, PETE'S SAKE!!!
michelle: You better check it out, or else.
Steve: Ahh!! Why're you here all of a sudden?
michelle: Oh, so that's a crime, murderer???
Steve: I'M A MURDERER???
michelle: WHAT ELSE??? You wear bunny slippers! You're murdering the bunnies!
Julia: Poor bunnies.
michelle: I know, and this blonde idiot's insulting them.
Nina: Wait, wait, does that include ME???
michelle: No, 'course not. There are 2 blonde idiots here: Steve and Paul.
Xiaoyu: OOH!! o.O
Michelle: Hey, stop stealin' my name!
michelle: Listen, you don't want me to be one of your FANS???
Michelle: Oh, yeah.
Paul: Why'd'you call me an idiot?
michelle: Because you are!
Paul: Steve, let's beat this female idiot up.
Steve: No way! You're on your own, then. 'Girl's into self-defense.
Paul: Fine! (mumbles) Coward.
michelle: What? You wanna challenge me????
Paul: What does it look like????
michelle: Fine, it's on.
Paul: That's what I wanna hear, baby! I'm beating this girl up BIG-time!!!
michelle: What the?????
*michelle uses the heel of her hand and thrusts it up Paul's nose.
Paul: Ow!! Oh, gosh...
michelle: Hmm... good timing to get away from this scene now! Maybe I'll see you Tekken guys again next time!
All: Bye!!
Paul: Hey, the moron broke my nose!
michelle: Your fault. And don't use that sign no more. Hey, cool symbol!
*michelle sees a Molecules symbol.
Heihachi: That's for boys!
michelle: I know that, you idiot! You think I'm dumb, huh?
*michelle heads to Heihachi.
michelle: I'm an outstanding pupil, bub!
*steps on Heihachi's foot. HARD. I MEAN IT!
michelle: Now it's REALLY time to get away!
*goes to the bathroom. Tekken players hear flush of toilet. (A/N: I didn't pea in there, of course!)
Michelle: Maybe she used the toilet as transportation.
Julia: Maybe.
by: michelle
A/N: Hi. Read this chapter. Updated. Bored.
Disclaimer: Stop being a moron, you'd actually THINK that I owned Tekken?
Kazuya: Well! That takes care of that stupid ninja.
Jin: NinjaS actually.
Kazuya: Whatever, at least that takes care of everything.
Lee: Uh, not EVERYTHING.
*Kazuya wonders of what Lee meant by what he said. Suddenly, he remembered the fact that Heihachi and the hawks arrived. His red eye glows with anger.
Kazuya: Darn, my moronic dad's here.
Heihachi: Allo, allo!
Kazuya: Listen, just shut UP! Everything was fine until now.
Jin: I'll say.
Christie: Like, just stop the, like, fight????
Kazuya: Fine.
Julia: Um, question.
Ganryu: YES, JULIE DEAR?????
Julia: Eww!!!!
*Julia runs to Michelle to hide behind her back.
Hwoarang: Listen, Chang, what's the darn question????
Julia: Who wants to start this time?
Heihachi: My birdie!!!
All: HUH?????
Heihachi: My HAWK, you dirty-minded idiots.
All: Oh.
Hawk #1: Yehey!!! I'm gonna start first!!!
Nina: Obviously, NO. The motion wasn't confirmed yet.
Anna: Sister dear, since when did you start to act judge-like?
Nina: After seeing Judge Judy in michelle's other fic.
Anna: The humor one?
Nina: What else, idiot???
Anna: The "Steve's Bunny Slippers Thing"?
Nina: YES!!! OF COURSE, PETE'S SAKE!!!
michelle: You better check it out, or else.
Steve: Ahh!! Why're you here all of a sudden?
michelle: Oh, so that's a crime, murderer???
Steve: I'M A MURDERER???
michelle: WHAT ELSE??? You wear bunny slippers! You're murdering the bunnies!
Julia: Poor bunnies.
michelle: I know, and this blonde idiot's insulting them.
Nina: Wait, wait, does that include ME???
michelle: No, 'course not. There are 2 blonde idiots here: Steve and Paul.
Xiaoyu: OOH!! o.O
Michelle: Hey, stop stealin' my name!
michelle: Listen, you don't want me to be one of your FANS???
Michelle: Oh, yeah.
Paul: Why'd'you call me an idiot?
michelle: Because you are!
Paul: Steve, let's beat this female idiot up.
Steve: No way! You're on your own, then. 'Girl's into self-defense.
Paul: Fine! (mumbles) Coward.
michelle: What? You wanna challenge me????
Paul: What does it look like????
michelle: Fine, it's on.
Paul: That's what I wanna hear, baby! I'm beating this girl up BIG-time!!!
michelle: What the?????
*michelle uses the heel of her hand and thrusts it up Paul's nose.
Paul: Ow!! Oh, gosh...
michelle: Hmm... good timing to get away from this scene now! Maybe I'll see you Tekken guys again next time!
All: Bye!!
Paul: Hey, the moron broke my nose!
michelle: Your fault. And don't use that sign no more. Hey, cool symbol!
*michelle sees a Molecules symbol.
Heihachi: That's for boys!
michelle: I know that, you idiot! You think I'm dumb, huh?
*michelle heads to Heihachi.
michelle: I'm an outstanding pupil, bub!
*steps on Heihachi's foot. HARD. I MEAN IT!
michelle: Now it's REALLY time to get away!
*goes to the bathroom. Tekken players hear flush of toilet. (A/N: I didn't pea in there, of course!)
Michelle: Maybe she used the toilet as transportation.
Julia: Maybe.