The next set of work I'm going to put up will be to do with mainly Gimli,
and no, I don't fancy him. If you aren't normal, you can turn around and
pretend you never saw this or you could read and review! Leslog_sayhello
xxx
The Weekly Cheese was stunned, staggered and downright shocked this week to hear that Gimli, the Fellowship's own hirsute dwarf, has been offered a part in TV's hot beach series, Baywatch. Yes, that's right, hold on to your pants girls, because Gimli is about to start shooting the new series next week, and many dwarf close ups and topless running can be expected.
The Weekly Cheese managed to distract Gimli from his busy schedule of being aggressive and pig-headed to ask him about his new role.
" Well, obviously I was delighted" he growls. " I think it will be a chance for the public to see another side of Gimli, son of Gloin, be it a semi naked one. Shooting begins on Monday. I've already met the cast, and Pamela's been 'showing me the ropes' as it were."
The dwarf smirks.
Our reporter asks if Gimli thinks that the addition of a short and bearded man will add a new dimension to the slick and sexy image of the program.
"There's a big market out there for body hair. I've been exercising to tone up a little and improve the 6-pack, although tanning is difficult when you're this hairy. I've got the stamina, I'm used to swinging a heavy axe I'll have you know. I'm looking forward to the running."
In response to rumors that Legolas was in line for the part before turning it down, Gimli becomes slightly irate.
"Don't get me wrong, I've become rather fond of the Legolas during our quest. But I don't think he's got the grit or look for serious beach side drama. I would rather die than see Baywatch in the hands of an Elf!"
The Weekly Cheese looks forward (??!!) to the release of the all-new Dwarf Baywatch, which should be hitting screens in Sweden sometime during the next age.
Hope you like it. There will be more coming soon. Leslog_sayhello xxx
The Weekly Cheese was stunned, staggered and downright shocked this week to hear that Gimli, the Fellowship's own hirsute dwarf, has been offered a part in TV's hot beach series, Baywatch. Yes, that's right, hold on to your pants girls, because Gimli is about to start shooting the new series next week, and many dwarf close ups and topless running can be expected.
The Weekly Cheese managed to distract Gimli from his busy schedule of being aggressive and pig-headed to ask him about his new role.
" Well, obviously I was delighted" he growls. " I think it will be a chance for the public to see another side of Gimli, son of Gloin, be it a semi naked one. Shooting begins on Monday. I've already met the cast, and Pamela's been 'showing me the ropes' as it were."
The dwarf smirks.
Our reporter asks if Gimli thinks that the addition of a short and bearded man will add a new dimension to the slick and sexy image of the program.
"There's a big market out there for body hair. I've been exercising to tone up a little and improve the 6-pack, although tanning is difficult when you're this hairy. I've got the stamina, I'm used to swinging a heavy axe I'll have you know. I'm looking forward to the running."
In response to rumors that Legolas was in line for the part before turning it down, Gimli becomes slightly irate.
"Don't get me wrong, I've become rather fond of the Legolas during our quest. But I don't think he's got the grit or look for serious beach side drama. I would rather die than see Baywatch in the hands of an Elf!"
The Weekly Cheese looks forward (??!!) to the release of the all-new Dwarf Baywatch, which should be hitting screens in Sweden sometime during the next age.
Hope you like it. There will be more coming soon. Leslog_sayhello xxx