This is the next installment of the Gimli Adventures. Hope you enjoy.
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Rumours have been confirmed that the short and hairy love god of the moment, Gimli is about to embark on a singing career with popsters N-Sync.
Following his acting success as the steamy lifeguard in Baywatch, which has earned him the title of hottest new TV stud, Gimli has decided to unleash his singing talents on to an unsuspecting music world.
At a press conference with the N-Sync Boys earlier today, Gimli described himself as,
"Ecstatic. I'm honoured to be part of this groundbreaking, influential and barely talented group. Though I'm still a little sore from the initiation ceremony"
He is silenced by a hard stare from Justin Timberlake.
"So far I've learnt the "BYE, BYE, BYE" dance sequence. I may be short and stumpy, but I am quite a mover I'll have you know! Nobody dances quite like this Dwarf!"
Gimli has already recorded a performance of the bands new single, "Butt- braided Love" for the David Letterman show.
" I gave it my all!" grimaces the Dwarf, "and they call me a mime. A MIME!" he snorts in disgust.
When asked to sing, the band performed a moving rendition of "Girlfriend", and Gimli's deep grunting noises (sorry, 'singing') definitely added a new dimension to their sound.
The rest of N-Sync seem delighted, if slightly dazed and confused, about their new recruit. "We just don't know how we can possibly keep up with him," they smile. "We'll pale in comparison, he's such a sex idol these days, but we think it should be a winning combination".
"You have our vocal harmonies," says Justin.
"And My Axe!" Gimli adds.
"Butt-braided Love" and it's raunchy new video have yet to be given a release date, although MTV officials have refused to air it due to what they call the "explicit nature" of the dance routine.
Hehehe. Watch this space for more. 0_o Leslog xxx
Rumours have been confirmed that the short and hairy love god of the moment, Gimli is about to embark on a singing career with popsters N-Sync.
Following his acting success as the steamy lifeguard in Baywatch, which has earned him the title of hottest new TV stud, Gimli has decided to unleash his singing talents on to an unsuspecting music world.
At a press conference with the N-Sync Boys earlier today, Gimli described himself as,
"Ecstatic. I'm honoured to be part of this groundbreaking, influential and barely talented group. Though I'm still a little sore from the initiation ceremony"
He is silenced by a hard stare from Justin Timberlake.
"So far I've learnt the "BYE, BYE, BYE" dance sequence. I may be short and stumpy, but I am quite a mover I'll have you know! Nobody dances quite like this Dwarf!"
Gimli has already recorded a performance of the bands new single, "Butt- braided Love" for the David Letterman show.
" I gave it my all!" grimaces the Dwarf, "and they call me a mime. A MIME!" he snorts in disgust.
When asked to sing, the band performed a moving rendition of "Girlfriend", and Gimli's deep grunting noises (sorry, 'singing') definitely added a new dimension to their sound.
The rest of N-Sync seem delighted, if slightly dazed and confused, about their new recruit. "We just don't know how we can possibly keep up with him," they smile. "We'll pale in comparison, he's such a sex idol these days, but we think it should be a winning combination".
"You have our vocal harmonies," says Justin.
"And My Axe!" Gimli adds.
"Butt-braided Love" and it's raunchy new video have yet to be given a release date, although MTV officials have refused to air it due to what they call the "explicit nature" of the dance routine.
Hehehe. Watch this space for more. 0_o Leslog xxx