What's in for the poor little, hairy dwarf, Gimli, this time? To find out,
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GIMLI GETS THE AXE!
Rumors have reached us that N-Sync have shown their new member GIMLI the door. The band have yet to make a statement, but it appears that inter-band jealousy may be the cause.
Despite the high sales of 'Butt-braided Love', it appears that the rest of the group could not handle the fact that most of the attention was going to Gimli.
As one fan, Mr George Bush says, " Well, I've always loved the band. But since Gimli's come along I only have eyes for him. He's the true talent behind the band, and no mistake".
At a recent concert N-Sync were drowned out by shouts of adoration for the dwarf. The crowd was full of signs like
"Gimli give us love children" and "Everyone tosses a dwarf".
The pre-teen hormones just can't get enough of the son of Gloin. Justin Timberlake (Britney's ex wife) reportedly stormed off stage sobbing in a fit of rage and jealously, and could only be consoled by multiple cups of strangely coloured tea and penguins.
Gimli is expected to make a statement later today, and already there is talk of a solo career. Britney has expressed an interest of recording a new version of Sonny and Cher's classic "I Got You Babe" with the dwarf. Should be a moving partnership.
This one was a bit shorter and have yet to think of a new story line for Gimli. So anyone with any ideas can they please write that in the review. Leslog_sayhello xxx
GIMLI GETS THE AXE!
Rumors have reached us that N-Sync have shown their new member GIMLI the door. The band have yet to make a statement, but it appears that inter-band jealousy may be the cause.
Despite the high sales of 'Butt-braided Love', it appears that the rest of the group could not handle the fact that most of the attention was going to Gimli.
As one fan, Mr George Bush says, " Well, I've always loved the band. But since Gimli's come along I only have eyes for him. He's the true talent behind the band, and no mistake".
At a recent concert N-Sync were drowned out by shouts of adoration for the dwarf. The crowd was full of signs like
"Gimli give us love children" and "Everyone tosses a dwarf".
The pre-teen hormones just can't get enough of the son of Gloin. Justin Timberlake (Britney's ex wife) reportedly stormed off stage sobbing in a fit of rage and jealously, and could only be consoled by multiple cups of strangely coloured tea and penguins.
Gimli is expected to make a statement later today, and already there is talk of a solo career. Britney has expressed an interest of recording a new version of Sonny and Cher's classic "I Got You Babe" with the dwarf. Should be a moving partnership.
This one was a bit shorter and have yet to think of a new story line for Gimli. So anyone with any ideas can they please write that in the review. Leslog_sayhello xxx