Bunnies aren't cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and
twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need
such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be Bunnies.
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"Buffy, kill it now." Anya screamed hiding behind Xander for protection.
"An, it's just a harmless little rabbit." Xander assured his fiancée.
"No, rabbit is harmless." Anya retorted. "Buffy please."
"Oh bloody hell," Spike exclaimed. "I'll kill the little bugger if it will shut the Demon Bint up and we can all get this sodding patrol over with."
"He's killing harmless little animals again," Buffy sighed.
"Well what do you except from a guy who plays kitten poker." Xander retorted. He was still upset about finding out Buffy and Spike were dating.
No one had been paying attention to Spike creeping up on the bunny until Anya screamed.
"Honey, this is not a horror movie. You do not scream ever five seconds just because you see a rabbit. Spike's killing it for you." Xander soothed Anya.
"Look" was all she said before she passed out.
Buffy and Xander saw a bloody Spike with claw and teeth marks coming from what would have been fatal wounds on his throat.
"Oh my god, what kind of demon attacked you?" Buffy asked running over to Spike. "I'll go kill it and then I'll take you home and fix you up."
"It was the bunny." Spike said before he fainted from lack of blood.
Buffy and Xander just stared at their significant other still not believing the truth that Anya had always been right and bunnies were evil.
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"Buffy, kill it now." Anya screamed hiding behind Xander for protection.
"An, it's just a harmless little rabbit." Xander assured his fiancée.
"No, rabbit is harmless." Anya retorted. "Buffy please."
"Oh bloody hell," Spike exclaimed. "I'll kill the little bugger if it will shut the Demon Bint up and we can all get this sodding patrol over with."
"He's killing harmless little animals again," Buffy sighed.
"Well what do you except from a guy who plays kitten poker." Xander retorted. He was still upset about finding out Buffy and Spike were dating.
No one had been paying attention to Spike creeping up on the bunny until Anya screamed.
"Honey, this is not a horror movie. You do not scream ever five seconds just because you see a rabbit. Spike's killing it for you." Xander soothed Anya.
"Look" was all she said before she passed out.
Buffy and Xander saw a bloody Spike with claw and teeth marks coming from what would have been fatal wounds on his throat.
"Oh my god, what kind of demon attacked you?" Buffy asked running over to Spike. "I'll go kill it and then I'll take you home and fix you up."
"It was the bunny." Spike said before he fainted from lack of blood.
Buffy and Xander just stared at their significant other still not believing the truth that Anya had always been right and bunnies were evil.