A Problem on Namek
Chapter 2
By RowlingIdol (Lauren G.)
A Big Note For Everyone Who Reads This: This is rated PG for humor and MINOR, not major, MINOR sexual situations. And in one Namek/Freiza saga episode, Vegeta mentions he trains a lot (duh) and drinks lots of juice and that's how he is so strong. So that's the deal with Juicy Juice in this story. Vegeta thinks Apple juice is weak, and Grape is strong. Get it? Also, I have this idea that Nameks don't look as old as they look. Like, they grow up fast. And if you think my idea of Kahoma and Dende getting together is just as bizarre as Oolong and Puar doing the dirty, you stink. This is a humorous story. You like humor stories. *nod nod* We like the Nameks. *nod nod* We like Dende. *nod nod* We like my made up characters. *nod nod* You won't trash this story. *nod---* Ah! Come on!!!! Just read.
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"No no no!!!!!" Bra said. "Barbie doesn't sound like that!" "Then how is Barbie supposed to sound?" Piccolo said, very annoyed with playing dolls with Bra. "High pitched. Not low and grumpy." Bra glared at Piccolo. "Fine." In the highest voice he could muster, Piccolo made Barbie talk to Ken: "Oh!!! Ken!!! I'm having so much fun at the dance!!!! Now take me home!" Vegeta snickered, who was standing just outside Bra's bedroom door.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Bulma was having her own problems with Dende and Kahoma. "Now, let me refresh my memory. Nameks only drink water." "Right." Dende said. "So am I just supposed to put water in the baby bottles, and feed her that way?" Bulma said. "Yes." Dende said. Already almost a day old (because I'm making time go fast on Namek), Kahoma had already learned to crawl. Dende went and fetched her and held her in his lap while Bulma fed her water. "How soon will she learn to walk?" Bulma asked. "I'd give it a week. Then she'll be talking and annoying everyone." "And I take it you want us to stay here on Namek." "Well, we've never had a girl around before." Dende said. Bulma nodded. "I guess I could live with that." She said. Kahoma gurgled. "Awwww.." Dende said. "That's it!!!!" Piccolo yelled, coming down the stairs. "I'm done playing dolls!!!!" He stormed downstairs. "We're going, Dende!" Piccolo said. "Hold Kahoma for a second." Dende said, picking up all the supplies Bulma had given him. Piccolo grimaced at the young Namek. Kahoma gurgled again and then peed on him. "Disgusting." Piccolo said. "Let's go." So they left the house. Once Vegeta knew they were out of hearing range, he turned to Bulma. "Now where were we?" He said. Bulma had already started running. Vegeta raced after her, laughing madly.
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2 weeks later, Kahoma was running around like all the other young Nameks. Piccolo was leaning against a building, arms crossed and head bowed. Kahoma walked up to him. Piccolo opened an eye, staring at her. "What do you want." He said. "Here." Kahoma said, holding up a flower. "Thanks." Piccolo said. Kahoma just stood there. "What now." "Did you know, that Bra has over 15 Barbies? They're really cool. And the other day, we made them go camping. And then Trunks came in and he stole one of the Barbies and he tried to blow it up in the microwave, but Mrs. Breifs stoped him, and then we tried to get Mr. Vegeta to have a tea party with us but he was too busy kissing Mrs. Breifs, so he shooed us away. And then we ate cheese and crackers and we made a real mess, and then Vegeta yelled at us, and it was really mean of him-" Kahoma continued to babble on. Piccolo started walking away, trying to lose her, but Kahoma followed him. "And did you know that Trunks is allergic to Maynoaise. Because we were making sandwiches because Mr. Vegeta ate all our cheese and crackers and he broke out in itchy red spots and Mr. Vegeta screamed like a girl and Mrs. Briefs had to give him some cream to make the spots go away, and then we made our dolls go to the beach, and Mr. Vegeta yelled at us again, because we poured sand in the bathroom to make the beach and one of the Barbies almost got flushed down the toilet because we were using it as a whirlpool. Mrs. Breifs and Mr. Vegeta have a whirlpool tub, but it was filled with sand, so that's why we had to use the toilet-" Piccolo, ground his teeth together and then flew off. But Kahoma had grabbed onto his cape and climbed up to his shoulder and chattered into his ear as he flew along, fast, trying to shake her off. "And Dende is really nice to me. He doesn't yell at me like Mr. Vegeta does. Mr. Vegeta has an attitude problem. Dende plays with me and goes with me to pick flowers. It's fun, and Mrs. Briefs has this thing called 'Brita' and it makes the best tasting water ever, so Dende is going to sell the good water to the Nameks so everyone can taste the yummy water. It's really good. You should try some and then you should come over to Dende's house and play with me. Bra lets me bring home some of her Barbies because she has too many and Trunks doesn't play with her, and she can't play with all the Barbie's at once. And then Dende tucks me in at night. I have pink bed sheets, and tells me stories and I had a nightmare after he told me the one about the freezer-" "Don't you mean Frieza?" Piccolo said. "Uh huh. Anyways. Uh.. What was I going to say?" Kahoma said. Piccolo landed and took her off his shoulder. "Go home." He said. "But I'm not done talking to you!!!!!!" She said. "And did you know that Dende is the greatest story teller? He tells me about the old dead big fat of lard, Guru and the Dragonballs and he talks about you and how you're strong, and about your friends on Earth. I want to back to Earth with Dende but he says I'm too little but I don' think so. He was little when he went to Earth, so why can't I?" "GO HOME." Piccolo said firmly. "I want you to take me home." Kahoma said. Piccolo sighed and began to walk towards Dende's house. "You're walking to fast! Hold my hand!!!!!!" Kahoma said. "No." "Hold my hand!!! I could get eaten by a dinosaur!" "There are no dinosaurs around here." "But what if a dinosaur comes out of the sky and grabs me and chews me up? And then what? I would be dead and it would be all your fault and Dende would hate you and Bra wouldn't have a friend and we couldn't make Mr. Vegeta mad anymore and make cheese and crackers and-" "Fine." Piccolo took hold of her little hand. "Ew. Your hand is sweaty.. I don't want to hold it." Kahoma said, wiping her hand on her shirt. Piccolo clenched his teeth together and slowed down. When they reached Dende's house, Kahoma rushed to the door. "Hi Dende! Guess what? I gave Piccolo a flower, and I talked to him, and then he flew off, and I got to ride on his shoulder, and then I talked to him more, and then he tried to hold my hand to take me home, but it was sweaty, and then we came here!" Kahoma said, hugging Dende's legs. "Quite the chatterbox." Piccolo said. "She takes naps most of the time." Dende said. "Let me know when, so I can hide." Piccolo turned on his heal and walked away. "No more annoying Mr. Piccolo, okay?" Dende told Kahoma. "Okay." She said. "I'm going to take a nap." She skipped off to her room.
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Over the next couple of months, Kahoma looked about the age of a normal 14 year old. Bulma often brought her in her lab to do research on the race of Nameks. But then, something terrible happened one evening. Dende came flying to the mobile Capsule Corp. home. "Bulma!!!! Bulma!!!!!" Dende yelled. "What?" Bulma said. "Kahoma is dying!!!!!!!!!" He cried frantically. Bulma immediately rushed over to Dende's house. "I don't know what happened. She started bleeding and." Bulma had started to laugh. "This isn't funny!!!!" Dende scolded her. "No. You don't get it." Bulma said. "Kahoma's not dying." "She. She's not?" Dende said, blinking his eyes. "No. It's completely natural for girls." "They bleed?" "Vegeta had a hard time understanding, too." Bulma said. Kahoma was in Dende's bathroom, crying. Bulma went in and told her about every girls 'Time of the Month'. "Oh great." Kahoma said, brushing her dark green hair out of her eyes (okay, cuz she's a girl, she gets hair). "Now I have to bleed every month, but I also have cancer!!!!!" "You do? Who told you that?" Bulma said. "Trunks." "He did? Why did he say that." "He says that you get lumps on your body when you have cancer." Kahoma said, starting to cry again. "Don't worry. You don't have cancer." Bulma had to explain about boobs too. Then she went home so she could ground Trunks.
Kahoma was too old for Dende to tuck her in now, but Dende still went in her room to check on her. But now a days he was feeling strange around her. He didn't know what it was. Maybe girls really were cursed and they made guys feel funny. It was evil!!! Evil!!!! Dende backed out of her room. But, the feeling inside of him didn't feel like evil. It was more of a fuzzy feeling like those towels after Bulma washes them with the blue bottle with the scary moving and talking teddy bear on it. Dende shook it off and went to bed.
To be continued in the next thrilling chapter of 'A Problem on Namek'
Note: Oh great! Now instead of a problem on Namek, we have a horny Namek on Namek!!! Please review! No trash, recycle.
By RowlingIdol (Lauren G.)
A Big Note For Everyone Who Reads This: This is rated PG for humor and MINOR, not major, MINOR sexual situations. And in one Namek/Freiza saga episode, Vegeta mentions he trains a lot (duh) and drinks lots of juice and that's how he is so strong. So that's the deal with Juicy Juice in this story. Vegeta thinks Apple juice is weak, and Grape is strong. Get it? Also, I have this idea that Nameks don't look as old as they look. Like, they grow up fast. And if you think my idea of Kahoma and Dende getting together is just as bizarre as Oolong and Puar doing the dirty, you stink. This is a humorous story. You like humor stories. *nod nod* We like the Nameks. *nod nod* We like Dende. *nod nod* We like my made up characters. *nod nod* You won't trash this story. *nod---* Ah! Come on!!!! Just read.
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"No no no!!!!!" Bra said. "Barbie doesn't sound like that!" "Then how is Barbie supposed to sound?" Piccolo said, very annoyed with playing dolls with Bra. "High pitched. Not low and grumpy." Bra glared at Piccolo. "Fine." In the highest voice he could muster, Piccolo made Barbie talk to Ken: "Oh!!! Ken!!! I'm having so much fun at the dance!!!! Now take me home!" Vegeta snickered, who was standing just outside Bra's bedroom door.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Bulma was having her own problems with Dende and Kahoma. "Now, let me refresh my memory. Nameks only drink water." "Right." Dende said. "So am I just supposed to put water in the baby bottles, and feed her that way?" Bulma said. "Yes." Dende said. Already almost a day old (because I'm making time go fast on Namek), Kahoma had already learned to crawl. Dende went and fetched her and held her in his lap while Bulma fed her water. "How soon will she learn to walk?" Bulma asked. "I'd give it a week. Then she'll be talking and annoying everyone." "And I take it you want us to stay here on Namek." "Well, we've never had a girl around before." Dende said. Bulma nodded. "I guess I could live with that." She said. Kahoma gurgled. "Awwww.." Dende said. "That's it!!!!" Piccolo yelled, coming down the stairs. "I'm done playing dolls!!!!" He stormed downstairs. "We're going, Dende!" Piccolo said. "Hold Kahoma for a second." Dende said, picking up all the supplies Bulma had given him. Piccolo grimaced at the young Namek. Kahoma gurgled again and then peed on him. "Disgusting." Piccolo said. "Let's go." So they left the house. Once Vegeta knew they were out of hearing range, he turned to Bulma. "Now where were we?" He said. Bulma had already started running. Vegeta raced after her, laughing madly.
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2 weeks later, Kahoma was running around like all the other young Nameks. Piccolo was leaning against a building, arms crossed and head bowed. Kahoma walked up to him. Piccolo opened an eye, staring at her. "What do you want." He said. "Here." Kahoma said, holding up a flower. "Thanks." Piccolo said. Kahoma just stood there. "What now." "Did you know, that Bra has over 15 Barbies? They're really cool. And the other day, we made them go camping. And then Trunks came in and he stole one of the Barbies and he tried to blow it up in the microwave, but Mrs. Breifs stoped him, and then we tried to get Mr. Vegeta to have a tea party with us but he was too busy kissing Mrs. Breifs, so he shooed us away. And then we ate cheese and crackers and we made a real mess, and then Vegeta yelled at us, and it was really mean of him-" Kahoma continued to babble on. Piccolo started walking away, trying to lose her, but Kahoma followed him. "And did you know that Trunks is allergic to Maynoaise. Because we were making sandwiches because Mr. Vegeta ate all our cheese and crackers and he broke out in itchy red spots and Mr. Vegeta screamed like a girl and Mrs. Briefs had to give him some cream to make the spots go away, and then we made our dolls go to the beach, and Mr. Vegeta yelled at us again, because we poured sand in the bathroom to make the beach and one of the Barbies almost got flushed down the toilet because we were using it as a whirlpool. Mrs. Breifs and Mr. Vegeta have a whirlpool tub, but it was filled with sand, so that's why we had to use the toilet-" Piccolo, ground his teeth together and then flew off. But Kahoma had grabbed onto his cape and climbed up to his shoulder and chattered into his ear as he flew along, fast, trying to shake her off. "And Dende is really nice to me. He doesn't yell at me like Mr. Vegeta does. Mr. Vegeta has an attitude problem. Dende plays with me and goes with me to pick flowers. It's fun, and Mrs. Briefs has this thing called 'Brita' and it makes the best tasting water ever, so Dende is going to sell the good water to the Nameks so everyone can taste the yummy water. It's really good. You should try some and then you should come over to Dende's house and play with me. Bra lets me bring home some of her Barbies because she has too many and Trunks doesn't play with her, and she can't play with all the Barbie's at once. And then Dende tucks me in at night. I have pink bed sheets, and tells me stories and I had a nightmare after he told me the one about the freezer-" "Don't you mean Frieza?" Piccolo said. "Uh huh. Anyways. Uh.. What was I going to say?" Kahoma said. Piccolo landed and took her off his shoulder. "Go home." He said. "But I'm not done talking to you!!!!!!" She said. "And did you know that Dende is the greatest story teller? He tells me about the old dead big fat of lard, Guru and the Dragonballs and he talks about you and how you're strong, and about your friends on Earth. I want to back to Earth with Dende but he says I'm too little but I don' think so. He was little when he went to Earth, so why can't I?" "GO HOME." Piccolo said firmly. "I want you to take me home." Kahoma said. Piccolo sighed and began to walk towards Dende's house. "You're walking to fast! Hold my hand!!!!!!" Kahoma said. "No." "Hold my hand!!! I could get eaten by a dinosaur!" "There are no dinosaurs around here." "But what if a dinosaur comes out of the sky and grabs me and chews me up? And then what? I would be dead and it would be all your fault and Dende would hate you and Bra wouldn't have a friend and we couldn't make Mr. Vegeta mad anymore and make cheese and crackers and-" "Fine." Piccolo took hold of her little hand. "Ew. Your hand is sweaty.. I don't want to hold it." Kahoma said, wiping her hand on her shirt. Piccolo clenched his teeth together and slowed down. When they reached Dende's house, Kahoma rushed to the door. "Hi Dende! Guess what? I gave Piccolo a flower, and I talked to him, and then he flew off, and I got to ride on his shoulder, and then I talked to him more, and then he tried to hold my hand to take me home, but it was sweaty, and then we came here!" Kahoma said, hugging Dende's legs. "Quite the chatterbox." Piccolo said. "She takes naps most of the time." Dende said. "Let me know when, so I can hide." Piccolo turned on his heal and walked away. "No more annoying Mr. Piccolo, okay?" Dende told Kahoma. "Okay." She said. "I'm going to take a nap." She skipped off to her room.
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Over the next couple of months, Kahoma looked about the age of a normal 14 year old. Bulma often brought her in her lab to do research on the race of Nameks. But then, something terrible happened one evening. Dende came flying to the mobile Capsule Corp. home. "Bulma!!!! Bulma!!!!!" Dende yelled. "What?" Bulma said. "Kahoma is dying!!!!!!!!!" He cried frantically. Bulma immediately rushed over to Dende's house. "I don't know what happened. She started bleeding and." Bulma had started to laugh. "This isn't funny!!!!" Dende scolded her. "No. You don't get it." Bulma said. "Kahoma's not dying." "She. She's not?" Dende said, blinking his eyes. "No. It's completely natural for girls." "They bleed?" "Vegeta had a hard time understanding, too." Bulma said. Kahoma was in Dende's bathroom, crying. Bulma went in and told her about every girls 'Time of the Month'. "Oh great." Kahoma said, brushing her dark green hair out of her eyes (okay, cuz she's a girl, she gets hair). "Now I have to bleed every month, but I also have cancer!!!!!" "You do? Who told you that?" Bulma said. "Trunks." "He did? Why did he say that." "He says that you get lumps on your body when you have cancer." Kahoma said, starting to cry again. "Don't worry. You don't have cancer." Bulma had to explain about boobs too. Then she went home so she could ground Trunks.
Kahoma was too old for Dende to tuck her in now, but Dende still went in her room to check on her. But now a days he was feeling strange around her. He didn't know what it was. Maybe girls really were cursed and they made guys feel funny. It was evil!!! Evil!!!! Dende backed out of her room. But, the feeling inside of him didn't feel like evil. It was more of a fuzzy feeling like those towels after Bulma washes them with the blue bottle with the scary moving and talking teddy bear on it. Dende shook it off and went to bed.
To be continued in the next thrilling chapter of 'A Problem on Namek'
Note: Oh great! Now instead of a problem on Namek, we have a horny Namek on Namek!!! Please review! No trash, recycle.