A Problem on Namek
Chapter 2
By RowlingIdol (Lauren G.)
A Big Note For Everyone Who Reads This: This is rated PG for humor and MINOR, not major, MINOR sexual situations. And in one Namek/Freiza saga episode, Vegeta mentions he trains a lot (duh) and drinks lots of juice and that's how he is so strong. So that's the deal with Juicy Juice in this story. Vegeta thinks Apple juice is weak, and Grape is strong. Get it? Also, I have this idea that Nameks don't look as old as they look. Like, they grow up fast. And if you think my idea of Kahoma and Dende getting together is just as bizarre as Oolong and Puar doing the dirty, you stink. This is a humorous story. You like humor stories. *nod nod* We like the Nameks. *nod nod* We like Dende. *nod nod* We like my made up characters. *nod nod* You won't trash this story. *nod---* Ah! Come on!!!! Just read.
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Kahoma went over to the Capsule Corp. house. She nervously rang the doorbell. She could hear Bulma screaming at Trunks. "You left the toilet seat up again!" "Mom! It wasn't me!!!" "The who was it?" Bulma screamed. She opened the door. "Oh its you!" Bulma let Kahoma in. Trunks was spread out on the couch eating cheese puffs. The toilet flushed down the hall. Veget came out of the bathroom. "Woman, we're out of Juicy Juice." He said, hitching up his spandex shorts. Bulma left Kahoma in the living room and went to check in the bathroom. "So it's YOU that's been leaving the seat down!" Bulma yelled at Vegeta. "Hey! I go through 5 packs of Juicy Juice a day! When you have to release yourself that fast, you kind of forget those kind of things." Vegeta said, stealing Trunks' bag of Cheese Puffs and wolfing them down. Bulma growled and went back in the bathroom and slammed the seat down. Bra came down the stairs. Kahoma smiled at her. It seemed like just the other day when Kahoma had been her size and played dolls with her. Now since of my genius idea that Nameks grow and mature fast, things were different. "Hi Kahoma!!!! Mom ordered me a new Barbie doll." Bra said. "Neat." Kahoma said. Bulma had made new clothes for Kahoma. Bulma's old clothes were still too big.
Kahoma went back to Dende's house. "I'm back." Kahoma said. Dende was meditating, hovering above the floor. He opened his eyes and looked at Kahoma. He went red and fell out of the air. "What's wrong?" Kahoma asked. "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.. I don't know." Dende said, going redder. Kahoma shrugged and went into her room. Dende bolted out of the house. He ran around until he found Piccolo. "Piccolo! I need your help!" He said. "What." Piccolo said, leaning against another building. "Well.. I feel funny." Dende said, looking down at his hands. "Funny, how." "I don't know. I feel weird." "How so." Piccolo opened one eye and looked at Dende sideways. "Well, I feel funny... Down there." Dende said. Piccolo went red. "Why are you asking me? I don't know anything about that!! Ask someone who knows!!!!" Piccolo said, walking off. Dende sighed. He thought for a moment, and flew off.
Dende rang the doorbell at the Capsule Corp. home. "It's open." Vegeta said. Dende opened the door. Vegeta hurled an empty Juicy Juice box into the corner of the room. He was watching TV with his feet propped up on the coffee table. "Vegeta?" Dende asked, slowly walking into the room. "I need some advice." Dende sat on the couch. "What kind of advice?" Vegeta asked, shoving the straw in another Juicy Juice box. "I need advice about. sex." Dende said. Vegeta spat out his juice and his feet crashed through the coffee table. "Why are you asking me???" He said, a bit pink. "Piccolo said to ask someone who knew." Dende said. "I haven't even had this talk with MY son yet!" Vegeta said. Bulma thundered down the stairs. "Vegeta, you'll never guess what I found under Trunks' bed!!! Porn mags!!!" She screamed "He probably got them off Kakarot's boy, Goten." Vegeta said. "Woman! Green boy needs advice on the wonders of life." Vegeta said. "You tell him. I have to go ground our son." Bulma said. "No, you." Vegeta said. "No, you." Bulma replied. "You." "You!" "You." "You!!!" "You!" "YOU!" "You!!!" "YOU!!!!!!" "YOU!!" "YOU!!!" "YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "You just don't want to because the only thing you know about the 'wonders of life' is that you like it, but then you regret ever doing it because you've made 2 kids!!!!" Just as Bulma said that, Bra had came downstairs. She began to cry. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hic* DADDY DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Bra cried. "Now I didn't say that!" Vegeta said, walking towards his daughter who was pounding the floor with her fists, making the house shake. "YOU HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUNKS ALWAYS TOLD ME I WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta picked up his daughter, who began hitting his chest. "Dry your tears. I still.. Still." "Say it." Bulma said. "I still love you." Vegeta said. Bra kept crying. "I'll do whatever you want if you stop crying." Vegeta said. "Anything?" Bra, said, lifting her head. Bulma took Dende aside and brought him into the kitchen and gave him some water. A while had passed and Piccolo stopped by to see if Dende was still there. He opened the door and looked around. "Daddy!!!! You're doing it all wrong!!!!!! You're supposed to twirl on three!!!!!" Bra bounced into the family room with a pink tutu on with frills. "Hi Piccolo!!! Want to watch my dance routine? Daddy gets to be my background dancer!" "Sure." Piccolo said. Bra dragged Vegeta into the room. Piccolo tried not to laugh out loud. Bra had forced a pink ballet costume onto him. Bra started the stereo and it began playing the 'Barney' song. The one to the tune of 'Yankee Doodle'. Bra pranced around the room and jumped on the couch, made a bunch of silly hand movements and twirls. Vegeta looked more stupid than when he did the 'Fusion Dance'. If he wasn't so proud, he would make a good ballet dancer. "Did you like it?" Bra asked Piccolo. "Yeah. It was great." Piccolo said. Vegeta crossed his arms and glared at Piccolo. "Can I take this off now?" Vegeta asked his daughter. "No! Now you have to make cookies with me. You can wear Mommy's 'Kiss the Cook' apron. You like it a lot because you always kiss Mommy when she wears it. You also like to touch her bum too." "Bra.. We have a guest." Vegeta said, nodding in Piccolo's direction. "So?" Bra said, taking her father's hand and dragging him in the kitchen. Piccolo pulled down the bottom lid of his left eye and stuck out his tongue at Vegeta. Vegeta stuck his tongue out at Piccolo. Piccolo smiled and waited in the family room for Dende.
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Dende and Piccolo walked out of the Capsule Corp. house. "Did Vegeta answer your question." "Not really." Dende said. "What about Bulma?" "She was too mad about Trunks to really tell me anything. She just told me not to look at magazines of some sort." "Maybe you could ask Gohan. He got married." "He did? Oh yeah. I forgot." Dende went into his house and Piccolo went off to lean against another building. "Hi Dende!" Kahoma said. Dende went bright red and ran into his room.
To be continued in the next thrilling chapter of 'A Problem on Namek'
Note: I'm kind of running out of things that would be funny for this story. Post a review about what you would like to see some of the characters do. Please review! No trash, recycle.
By RowlingIdol (Lauren G.)
A Big Note For Everyone Who Reads This: This is rated PG for humor and MINOR, not major, MINOR sexual situations. And in one Namek/Freiza saga episode, Vegeta mentions he trains a lot (duh) and drinks lots of juice and that's how he is so strong. So that's the deal with Juicy Juice in this story. Vegeta thinks Apple juice is weak, and Grape is strong. Get it? Also, I have this idea that Nameks don't look as old as they look. Like, they grow up fast. And if you think my idea of Kahoma and Dende getting together is just as bizarre as Oolong and Puar doing the dirty, you stink. This is a humorous story. You like humor stories. *nod nod* We like the Nameks. *nod nod* We like Dende. *nod nod* We like my made up characters. *nod nod* You won't trash this story. *nod---* Ah! Come on!!!! Just read.
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Kahoma went over to the Capsule Corp. house. She nervously rang the doorbell. She could hear Bulma screaming at Trunks. "You left the toilet seat up again!" "Mom! It wasn't me!!!" "The who was it?" Bulma screamed. She opened the door. "Oh its you!" Bulma let Kahoma in. Trunks was spread out on the couch eating cheese puffs. The toilet flushed down the hall. Veget came out of the bathroom. "Woman, we're out of Juicy Juice." He said, hitching up his spandex shorts. Bulma left Kahoma in the living room and went to check in the bathroom. "So it's YOU that's been leaving the seat down!" Bulma yelled at Vegeta. "Hey! I go through 5 packs of Juicy Juice a day! When you have to release yourself that fast, you kind of forget those kind of things." Vegeta said, stealing Trunks' bag of Cheese Puffs and wolfing them down. Bulma growled and went back in the bathroom and slammed the seat down. Bra came down the stairs. Kahoma smiled at her. It seemed like just the other day when Kahoma had been her size and played dolls with her. Now since of my genius idea that Nameks grow and mature fast, things were different. "Hi Kahoma!!!! Mom ordered me a new Barbie doll." Bra said. "Neat." Kahoma said. Bulma had made new clothes for Kahoma. Bulma's old clothes were still too big.
Kahoma went back to Dende's house. "I'm back." Kahoma said. Dende was meditating, hovering above the floor. He opened his eyes and looked at Kahoma. He went red and fell out of the air. "What's wrong?" Kahoma asked. "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.. I don't know." Dende said, going redder. Kahoma shrugged and went into her room. Dende bolted out of the house. He ran around until he found Piccolo. "Piccolo! I need your help!" He said. "What." Piccolo said, leaning against another building. "Well.. I feel funny." Dende said, looking down at his hands. "Funny, how." "I don't know. I feel weird." "How so." Piccolo opened one eye and looked at Dende sideways. "Well, I feel funny... Down there." Dende said. Piccolo went red. "Why are you asking me? I don't know anything about that!! Ask someone who knows!!!!" Piccolo said, walking off. Dende sighed. He thought for a moment, and flew off.
Dende rang the doorbell at the Capsule Corp. home. "It's open." Vegeta said. Dende opened the door. Vegeta hurled an empty Juicy Juice box into the corner of the room. He was watching TV with his feet propped up on the coffee table. "Vegeta?" Dende asked, slowly walking into the room. "I need some advice." Dende sat on the couch. "What kind of advice?" Vegeta asked, shoving the straw in another Juicy Juice box. "I need advice about. sex." Dende said. Vegeta spat out his juice and his feet crashed through the coffee table. "Why are you asking me???" He said, a bit pink. "Piccolo said to ask someone who knew." Dende said. "I haven't even had this talk with MY son yet!" Vegeta said. Bulma thundered down the stairs. "Vegeta, you'll never guess what I found under Trunks' bed!!! Porn mags!!!" She screamed "He probably got them off Kakarot's boy, Goten." Vegeta said. "Woman! Green boy needs advice on the wonders of life." Vegeta said. "You tell him. I have to go ground our son." Bulma said. "No, you." Vegeta said. "No, you." Bulma replied. "You." "You!" "You." "You!!!" "You!" "YOU!" "You!!!" "YOU!!!!!!" "YOU!!" "YOU!!!" "YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "You just don't want to because the only thing you know about the 'wonders of life' is that you like it, but then you regret ever doing it because you've made 2 kids!!!!" Just as Bulma said that, Bra had came downstairs. She began to cry. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hic* DADDY DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Bra cried. "Now I didn't say that!" Vegeta said, walking towards his daughter who was pounding the floor with her fists, making the house shake. "YOU HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUNKS ALWAYS TOLD ME I WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta picked up his daughter, who began hitting his chest. "Dry your tears. I still.. Still." "Say it." Bulma said. "I still love you." Vegeta said. Bra kept crying. "I'll do whatever you want if you stop crying." Vegeta said. "Anything?" Bra, said, lifting her head. Bulma took Dende aside and brought him into the kitchen and gave him some water. A while had passed and Piccolo stopped by to see if Dende was still there. He opened the door and looked around. "Daddy!!!! You're doing it all wrong!!!!!! You're supposed to twirl on three!!!!!" Bra bounced into the family room with a pink tutu on with frills. "Hi Piccolo!!! Want to watch my dance routine? Daddy gets to be my background dancer!" "Sure." Piccolo said. Bra dragged Vegeta into the room. Piccolo tried not to laugh out loud. Bra had forced a pink ballet costume onto him. Bra started the stereo and it began playing the 'Barney' song. The one to the tune of 'Yankee Doodle'. Bra pranced around the room and jumped on the couch, made a bunch of silly hand movements and twirls. Vegeta looked more stupid than when he did the 'Fusion Dance'. If he wasn't so proud, he would make a good ballet dancer. "Did you like it?" Bra asked Piccolo. "Yeah. It was great." Piccolo said. Vegeta crossed his arms and glared at Piccolo. "Can I take this off now?" Vegeta asked his daughter. "No! Now you have to make cookies with me. You can wear Mommy's 'Kiss the Cook' apron. You like it a lot because you always kiss Mommy when she wears it. You also like to touch her bum too." "Bra.. We have a guest." Vegeta said, nodding in Piccolo's direction. "So?" Bra said, taking her father's hand and dragging him in the kitchen. Piccolo pulled down the bottom lid of his left eye and stuck out his tongue at Vegeta. Vegeta stuck his tongue out at Piccolo. Piccolo smiled and waited in the family room for Dende.
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Dende and Piccolo walked out of the Capsule Corp. house. "Did Vegeta answer your question." "Not really." Dende said. "What about Bulma?" "She was too mad about Trunks to really tell me anything. She just told me not to look at magazines of some sort." "Maybe you could ask Gohan. He got married." "He did? Oh yeah. I forgot." Dende went into his house and Piccolo went off to lean against another building. "Hi Dende!" Kahoma said. Dende went bright red and ran into his room.
To be continued in the next thrilling chapter of 'A Problem on Namek'
Note: I'm kind of running out of things that would be funny for this story. Post a review about what you would like to see some of the characters do. Please review! No trash, recycle.