A Problem on Namek
Chapter 4
By RowlingIdol (Lauren G.)
A Big Note For Everyone Who Reads This: This is rated PG for humor and MINOR, not major, MINOR sexual situations. And in one Namek/Freiza saga episode, Vegeta mentions he trains a lot (duh) and drinks lots of juice and that's how he is so strong. So that's the deal with Juicy Juice in this story. Vegeta thinks Apple juice is weak, and Grape is strong. Get it? Also, I have this idea that Nameks don't look as old as they look. Like, they grow up fast. And if you think my idea of Kahoma and Dende getting together is just as bizarre as Oolong and Puar doing the dirty, you stink. This is a humorous story. You like humor stories. *nod nod* We like the Nameks. *nod nod* We like Dende. *nod nod* We like my made up characters. *nod nod* You won't trash this story. *nod---* Ah! Come on!!!! Just read.
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"What do I look like? A U.S. Postman?" Piccolo asked Dende. Dende had just asked him if he would go back to earth and bring Gohan and Videl up to the Planet Namek. He was in desperate need of advice. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" Dende said. Piccolo grimaced. 'Not the puppy dog pout'. He thought. "Fine!" Piccolo said, throwing his hands up in the air. He held his fingers to his forehead and teleported to earth.
"I love you." Gohan said to Videl. "I love you more." Videl said to Gohan. "No, I love you more." "No. I love YOU more." "NO. I love you more." "NO. I love YOU more." "NO. I LOVE YOU MORE!!!" Gohan tackled Videl down onto their bed and began ripping off her clothes. Videl suddenly screamed. Piccolo screamed. Gohan turned around and covered himself. "Piccolo!" Gohan said. Piccolo had turned around and spoke to the master bedroom door. "Dende requests your presence on Namek." Piccolo told the door. "He does?" Gohan said. "Well. I don't know." Gohan scratched his head. "I mean, we have a kid and." "I think it would be fun!" Videl told her husband, still covering herself with the sheets of the bed. "Oh. All right then." Gohan said. "Will you excuse us?" he asked Piccolo. Piccolo went red. "Hurry up with your 'business'." Piccolo reached for the door handle. "We can finish later, honey." Videl whispered in Gohan's ear. Gohan went red. Piccolo left the room and closed the door.
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"So, Vegeta and Bulma are here too?" Gohan asked, straightening his glasses. "Yes." Piccolo said. "If you wish, you can use the empty house next to theirs." "Sounds good." Videl said, holding baby Pan. "What exactly does Dende want my help with?" Piccolo went red and whispered in his ear. "WHAT???????" Gohan sweat dropped really big. "He wants advice about SEX??????" "You mean that innocent green healer?" Videl asked. Piccolo nodded. Videl gave Gohan a weird look. Gohan just shrugged.
At the Namek house, Videl set up home. Gohan went over to the Capsule Corp. Home with gifts of acceptance. You could never be too sure about Vegeta when he answered the door. Gohan had Pan in one arm and the gifts in another. He nervously knocked. Footsteps shook the window. Gohan gulped. The door swung open. "Uh.. Hi." Gohan said. Vegeta just stared at him, speechless. "Um. Hey, Vegeta!" Gohan started in a friendly way. "I brought you some 'Limp Bizkit'. " Vegeta blinked. "Limp.. Biscuits???? Like the ones Bulma makes??" "I heard that!" Bulma screamed. She ran to the door. "Gohan! What are you doing here?" "Piccolo came to Earth and said Dende wanted my help." Gohan explained. "The Namek must still be horny." Vegeta said, examining the Limp Bizkit CD. Bulma hit him on the arm. "Come in. Aw. Is this beautiful girl yours?" Bulma said, reaching for Pan. Gohan handed Pan over. "Yeah." Gohan blushed. "She's mine and Videl's." "Videl? Is she here too?" Bulma asked, tickling Pan's tummy. "She's next door. Piccolo said we could stay there." "Oh great. Now we'll be disturbed by those two young lovebirds at odd hours of the night." Vegeta said, putting the CD in the stereo. "Hey. Don't think that we've woken up the kids at some points." Bulma said, glaring at Vegeta's back. Gohan snickered. "Come on. I'll make you some tea." Gohan, Pan and Bulma went into the kitchen.
In the living room, Vegeta was making the house shake because he was jumping around playing air guitar with the Fred Durst red cap perched on top of his pointy hair. "It's all about the he says she says bull shit!" Vegeta sang. "Vegeta!" Bulma screamed from the kitchen. "Now you have to put a quarter in the 'Bad Word Jar'. Vegeta couldn't hear. "I think you better quit talkin' that shit! Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip!" Vegeta jumped on the couch, collapsing it. "It's all about the he says she says bull shit!" Bulma rolled her eyes. The song started over again. "It's just one of the those days! When you don't want to wake up! Everything is fucked, everybody sucks!!!!" Vegeta paused in his singing and pondered a moment, taking in the lyrics. "Oh.. BULMA!!!!!!!" He said in a sing song voice. Guess what's on his mind?
"Daddy! Mr. Piccolo is here to play with me! Come play with us!" Bra said, running into the living room and taking her Dad's hands. "Bra, your mother and I were going to. uh." "Daddy!!!!!!!!!!! You promised!" Bra said, tugging on a handful of spandex. "Fine! What are we playing?" Vegeta took off his Fred Durst hat. "Wedding! I'm the priest and Piccolo is the Bride and you're the Groom!" "No! I refuse to play wedding. Now why don't you go make Dende play with you. Wait, bad idea. Go make your Barbies play wedding your mother and I need to 'discuss' something upstairs." "But Daddy!!!!!!" Bras' lower lip trembled. "Vegeta, I'll play with Bra. You take Gohan to Dende's." Bulma said, coming out of the kitchen with Gohan. "But Bulma...." Vegeta whined. "Later." Bulma said sternly. Vegeta jutted out his lower lip and sat down on the remains of the couch.
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"So uh... then you uh.. Do this. And then you just uh.. Keep going and then uh... yeah." Gohan said to Dende. "Uh. Thanks Gohan but its kinda hard to see your example when you're still covered up in sheets." Dende said. Videl glared at Gohan. "I didn't agree with a sex show/example in the first place, Romeo." Videl said. She reached down behind the sheets and pulled up her panties and her pants. "Sorry honey! I well. Dende's my friend and I.. Well. I wanted to help him with his problem!" Gohan apologized. Videl walked out of the house. Gohan sighed. "Sorry Dende. I tried. It's very hard to talk about s.. you know around other people." "I understand. Who should I try then? Piccolo doesn't know. Vegeta won't tell me anything. Bulma trys to but I don't know what some of the words shes saying means like, 'testicles'." Gohan went red and coughed into his hand. "And if I can't see your example then what?" "I know! Let's call my dad!"
To be continued in the next thrilling chapter of 'A Problem on Namek'
Note: Sorry this took a long time to get out. I kinda stopped on it for a while. But, oh no! Goku giving sex-advice? The horror!
By RowlingIdol (Lauren G.)
A Big Note For Everyone Who Reads This: This is rated PG for humor and MINOR, not major, MINOR sexual situations. And in one Namek/Freiza saga episode, Vegeta mentions he trains a lot (duh) and drinks lots of juice and that's how he is so strong. So that's the deal with Juicy Juice in this story. Vegeta thinks Apple juice is weak, and Grape is strong. Get it? Also, I have this idea that Nameks don't look as old as they look. Like, they grow up fast. And if you think my idea of Kahoma and Dende getting together is just as bizarre as Oolong and Puar doing the dirty, you stink. This is a humorous story. You like humor stories. *nod nod* We like the Nameks. *nod nod* We like Dende. *nod nod* We like my made up characters. *nod nod* You won't trash this story. *nod---* Ah! Come on!!!! Just read.
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"What do I look like? A U.S. Postman?" Piccolo asked Dende. Dende had just asked him if he would go back to earth and bring Gohan and Videl up to the Planet Namek. He was in desperate need of advice. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" Dende said. Piccolo grimaced. 'Not the puppy dog pout'. He thought. "Fine!" Piccolo said, throwing his hands up in the air. He held his fingers to his forehead and teleported to earth.
"I love you." Gohan said to Videl. "I love you more." Videl said to Gohan. "No, I love you more." "No. I love YOU more." "NO. I love you more." "NO. I love YOU more." "NO. I LOVE YOU MORE!!!" Gohan tackled Videl down onto their bed and began ripping off her clothes. Videl suddenly screamed. Piccolo screamed. Gohan turned around and covered himself. "Piccolo!" Gohan said. Piccolo had turned around and spoke to the master bedroom door. "Dende requests your presence on Namek." Piccolo told the door. "He does?" Gohan said. "Well. I don't know." Gohan scratched his head. "I mean, we have a kid and." "I think it would be fun!" Videl told her husband, still covering herself with the sheets of the bed. "Oh. All right then." Gohan said. "Will you excuse us?" he asked Piccolo. Piccolo went red. "Hurry up with your 'business'." Piccolo reached for the door handle. "We can finish later, honey." Videl whispered in Gohan's ear. Gohan went red. Piccolo left the room and closed the door.
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"So, Vegeta and Bulma are here too?" Gohan asked, straightening his glasses. "Yes." Piccolo said. "If you wish, you can use the empty house next to theirs." "Sounds good." Videl said, holding baby Pan. "What exactly does Dende want my help with?" Piccolo went red and whispered in his ear. "WHAT???????" Gohan sweat dropped really big. "He wants advice about SEX??????" "You mean that innocent green healer?" Videl asked. Piccolo nodded. Videl gave Gohan a weird look. Gohan just shrugged.
At the Namek house, Videl set up home. Gohan went over to the Capsule Corp. Home with gifts of acceptance. You could never be too sure about Vegeta when he answered the door. Gohan had Pan in one arm and the gifts in another. He nervously knocked. Footsteps shook the window. Gohan gulped. The door swung open. "Uh.. Hi." Gohan said. Vegeta just stared at him, speechless. "Um. Hey, Vegeta!" Gohan started in a friendly way. "I brought you some 'Limp Bizkit'. " Vegeta blinked. "Limp.. Biscuits???? Like the ones Bulma makes??" "I heard that!" Bulma screamed. She ran to the door. "Gohan! What are you doing here?" "Piccolo came to Earth and said Dende wanted my help." Gohan explained. "The Namek must still be horny." Vegeta said, examining the Limp Bizkit CD. Bulma hit him on the arm. "Come in. Aw. Is this beautiful girl yours?" Bulma said, reaching for Pan. Gohan handed Pan over. "Yeah." Gohan blushed. "She's mine and Videl's." "Videl? Is she here too?" Bulma asked, tickling Pan's tummy. "She's next door. Piccolo said we could stay there." "Oh great. Now we'll be disturbed by those two young lovebirds at odd hours of the night." Vegeta said, putting the CD in the stereo. "Hey. Don't think that we've woken up the kids at some points." Bulma said, glaring at Vegeta's back. Gohan snickered. "Come on. I'll make you some tea." Gohan, Pan and Bulma went into the kitchen.
In the living room, Vegeta was making the house shake because he was jumping around playing air guitar with the Fred Durst red cap perched on top of his pointy hair. "It's all about the he says she says bull shit!" Vegeta sang. "Vegeta!" Bulma screamed from the kitchen. "Now you have to put a quarter in the 'Bad Word Jar'. Vegeta couldn't hear. "I think you better quit talkin' that shit! Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip!" Vegeta jumped on the couch, collapsing it. "It's all about the he says she says bull shit!" Bulma rolled her eyes. The song started over again. "It's just one of the those days! When you don't want to wake up! Everything is fucked, everybody sucks!!!!" Vegeta paused in his singing and pondered a moment, taking in the lyrics. "Oh.. BULMA!!!!!!!" He said in a sing song voice. Guess what's on his mind?
"Daddy! Mr. Piccolo is here to play with me! Come play with us!" Bra said, running into the living room and taking her Dad's hands. "Bra, your mother and I were going to. uh." "Daddy!!!!!!!!!!! You promised!" Bra said, tugging on a handful of spandex. "Fine! What are we playing?" Vegeta took off his Fred Durst hat. "Wedding! I'm the priest and Piccolo is the Bride and you're the Groom!" "No! I refuse to play wedding. Now why don't you go make Dende play with you. Wait, bad idea. Go make your Barbies play wedding your mother and I need to 'discuss' something upstairs." "But Daddy!!!!!!" Bras' lower lip trembled. "Vegeta, I'll play with Bra. You take Gohan to Dende's." Bulma said, coming out of the kitchen with Gohan. "But Bulma...." Vegeta whined. "Later." Bulma said sternly. Vegeta jutted out his lower lip and sat down on the remains of the couch.
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"So uh... then you uh.. Do this. And then you just uh.. Keep going and then uh... yeah." Gohan said to Dende. "Uh. Thanks Gohan but its kinda hard to see your example when you're still covered up in sheets." Dende said. Videl glared at Gohan. "I didn't agree with a sex show/example in the first place, Romeo." Videl said. She reached down behind the sheets and pulled up her panties and her pants. "Sorry honey! I well. Dende's my friend and I.. Well. I wanted to help him with his problem!" Gohan apologized. Videl walked out of the house. Gohan sighed. "Sorry Dende. I tried. It's very hard to talk about s.. you know around other people." "I understand. Who should I try then? Piccolo doesn't know. Vegeta won't tell me anything. Bulma trys to but I don't know what some of the words shes saying means like, 'testicles'." Gohan went red and coughed into his hand. "And if I can't see your example then what?" "I know! Let's call my dad!"
To be continued in the next thrilling chapter of 'A Problem on Namek'
Note: Sorry this took a long time to get out. I kinda stopped on it for a while. But, oh no! Goku giving sex-advice? The horror!