A Problem on Namek
Chapter 6
By RowlingIdol (Lauren G.)
A Big Note For Everyone Who Reads This: This is rated PG for humor and MINOR, not major, MINOR sexual situations. And in one Namek/Freiza saga episode, Vegeta mentions he trains a lot (duh) and drinks lots of juice and that's how he is so strong. So that's the deal with Juicy Juice in this story. Vegeta thinks Apple juice is weak, and Grape is strong. Get it? Also, I have this idea that Nameks don't look as old as they look. Like, they grow up fast. And if you think my idea of Kahoma and Dende getting together is just as bizarre as Oolong and Puar doing the dirty, you stink. This is a humorous story. You like humor stories. *nod nod* We like the Nameks. *nod nod* We like Dende. *nod nod* We like my made up characters. *nod nod* You won't trash this story. *nod---* Ah! Come on!!!! Just read.
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Special Authors Note: Thanks for all your reviews! CatGirl-13, your last big review had some 'really' good theories in it. And I mean really good. Like, exactly what I was going to do in the end! Mostly... Its good to know there are people on the same wave length as you! Cheers to all!
Goku hurriedly dialed the Kame House number. "Come on, come on.. Pick up!" Goku said. There was a click and the sound of a TV droned in Goku's ear, followed by maniacal laughter. " 'Okay ladies! Lift those legs! And one. And two. And one. And two.' BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" "Master Roshi?" Goku questioned. " 'Higher ladies! Stretch those thigh muscles! And one. And two. And one. And two. Good! Lets switch sides! All right, here we go! And one. And two. And one. And two.' BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" "MASTER ROSHI I NEED TO TALK TO KRILLIN!" Goku screamed into the phone, making everyone clutch their ears in pain, except for Vegeta and Gohan. "What? Goku?" Master Roshi said into the phone. "You want to talk to Krillin? I don't know where he is." "How can you not know where he is? You have like, 5 rooms in your house and its on some tiny island. How hard can it be to find him?" " 'Lets' do some butterflies now girls! Stretch... Now lean forward and touch your toes with your chin. Good!' BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Master Roshi laughed while stuffing more Kleenex in his nose. "Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Marron's voice. The Krillin/18 daughter Marron. "He's doing it again!!!!!!!" The phone was yanked away from Master Roshi's pervy-ness. "Hello?" asked Android 18. "Hi 18, this is Goku. Can I talk to Krillin?" "Sure. KRILLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "What is it my pookie wookie snookums diddly duddy dums hot cakes baby doll?" "Goku's on the phone." "Oh. Thanks hun. Hello?" "Hey Krillin! Its me! Goku!" "How's it going?" "Good. Listen, I need your help." "Sure Goku. What's up?" "Well. Tell me, are you good at teaching?" "Uh... I guess but it depends.. Goku? Goku?" But Goku had already handed the phone to Bulma and instant transmissioned to Earth even though he probably can't because they're on Namek but this is a fan fiction so he can do what he wants. "Hey Goku. You want a to have a barbeque or something?" "Barbeque! That sounds great! But no.. I can't. I need your help on Namek. Dende's having girl problems." "What? Dende's a girl????????????? I thought all Nameks were boys!" "No Krillin. Dende is a boy but apparently there is also a girl Namek and Dende wants to get jiggy with her, but he doesn't know how." "*Psssssch!*" went Krillin, waving his hand in the air. "Me and 18 get jiggy all the time!" A spatula came flying out of the Kame Kitchen and nailed Krillin in the head. "Owwwwwwww! Sorry!" Krillin apologized to his wife. "So you need our help?" 18 asked, slouching in the doorway. "Yeah." "We're going Krillin. I want to get away from the Porn Star." 18 said, jerking her head towards Master Roshi in the living room. "Great!" Goku said. "Dearest, what about Marron?" "You're right." 18 said. "Oh she can come along! She can hang out with Trunks. And Videl if she wants to. She can help baby-sit Pan or Bra." "What? Why are all those kids up there? You're not pulling some child molestation trick on me are you?" Krillin asked. "NOOOOOO! Vegeta and Bulma and Gohan are up their with them. Geez. Piccolo too." "Okay then." Minutes later Goku instant transmissioned everybody to Namek, leaving poor pervy Master Roshi behind.
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"Now, what should we do to explain sex education?" Krillin asked Goku as he and 18 walked towards Dende's house. "We tried examples. First Gohan and Videl tried an example but they weren't showing anything so Dende was confused. Then I tried examples with forcing Bulma and Vegeta into poses. Then we tried some of Bra's Barbie dolls but that didn't work." "Do you think a straightforward talk will help?" Krillin asked. "Its worth a try."
"So Dende. I hear you want to learn about sex.." Krillin said. "No. I want to learn how to 'do it' with.." Then he said softly. "Kahoma." "Yeah. So you want to lean about sex." "No! I told you. I want to learn how to 'do it' with-" "It's the same thing!" Krillin said. "Okay. So.... Where to begin..." "Use condoms." 18 said, glaring at Krillin. "Con.. Dums?" "I'm sure Piccolo can get you one. Piccolo?" Krillin said, turning to Piccolo. "WHAT???????????" Piccolo roared, going red. "WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE A FREAKIN' CONDOM?" "Right... Good point. Vegeta?" Krillin said turning to Vegeta. Vegeta glared at Krillin. "Oh come on!" Bulma said, rolling her eyes. She found the almost hidden pocket on Vegeta's spandex and took out a condom. Vegeta went red. Bulma let go of the spandex pocket and it snapped back. Vegeta slightly winced. He's very 'bum' sensitive. Bulma gave the condom to Dende. "Oooooooooh." Dende said. "And you put it on your.... You put it there." Krillin said, pointing to the groin area. "Oh. Okay." Dende said. He peeled off the wrapper and placed it neatly on top of his poofy genie pants. "Uh. No, no, no. You put it on..." Krillin went up to Dende and whispered in his ear. "What? What's a 'penis'? I don't have one of those!" "Yes you do!" Bulma said. She grinned evilly, reached over and pulled down Vegeta's pants. Goku fell over laughing so hard they could hear him even from a mile deep down in the Namek ground. "Oh. Okay. Yeah. I have one of those." Vegeta whirled around and pulled up his spandex pants. "So you put it on that then you put it into the girls..." Krillin whispered in Dende's ear again. "What is.." Dende began but the sound of Videl, Bulma, and 18 running back to the Capsule Corp. Travel Mansion drowned out the rest of his words.
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Krillin, Vegeta, and Piccolo had to get Goku out of the ground, but Vegeta refused. "Whew! Digged the blue boxers with Bob the Builder on them." Goku said as he wiped dirt from his Gi. "I will kill you Kakarot." Vegeta said. They walked back to the Capsule Corp. Travel Mansion. "So what else you got? Hearts?" "No. I will kill you Kakarot." "What about Glow in the Dark ones?" "No. I will kill you Kakarot." "Ooooh! Oooooh! I know! You have Harry Potter boxers!" Vegeta didn't answer. "Yup. I knew it. I've got some too. Christmas gift."
Inside the house, everyone was thinking about how they could help Dende. "I could dig up the porn magazines I buried after I found them in Trunk's room." Bulma suggested. "I volunteer for a real example. We can solve the problem, can't we babe?" Krillin said. "No. I refuse to have a sex show for green aliens." 18 replied. "Pleeeeeeeease?" "No." "Pretty please?????????????" "No." "Pretty pretty pretty please??????????" "No." "How about you and me go to our guest room and get jiggy with it and we can tape the whole thing and show it to Dende and then we can go back home!" "No." "Yeah. You know you wanna." "No." "Come on baby, let's go." Krillin winked at 18. "I don't think so!" 18 said and sent Krillin flying across the kitchen. "Hey! Let's bring up Master Roshi!" Goku suggested. "But we came up here to get away from him!" Krillin said, getting up and walking wobbly to the kitchen table." "He's our last hope!" Goku whined. "No he's not. There's still Goten." Gohan pointed out. "No. Your mom won't let him and... Goten know about sex?" Goku asked. "I'm just guessing!" Gohan said, defending himself. "Gohan is right. There is another alternative instead of Master Roshi and his girls panties collection." Bulma said. "Who?" Everyone asked. "Piccolo!" Bulma said pointing across the table to Piccolo, who abruptly fell over.
Note: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Professor Piccolo teaching sex ed!!!!!! Thank god for that long boring video in Horticulture about Sexual and Asexual reproduction of plants!!!!!!! Review!!!!!!!!
By RowlingIdol (Lauren G.)
A Big Note For Everyone Who Reads This: This is rated PG for humor and MINOR, not major, MINOR sexual situations. And in one Namek/Freiza saga episode, Vegeta mentions he trains a lot (duh) and drinks lots of juice and that's how he is so strong. So that's the deal with Juicy Juice in this story. Vegeta thinks Apple juice is weak, and Grape is strong. Get it? Also, I have this idea that Nameks don't look as old as they look. Like, they grow up fast. And if you think my idea of Kahoma and Dende getting together is just as bizarre as Oolong and Puar doing the dirty, you stink. This is a humorous story. You like humor stories. *nod nod* We like the Nameks. *nod nod* We like Dende. *nod nod* We like my made up characters. *nod nod* You won't trash this story. *nod---* Ah! Come on!!!! Just read.
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Special Authors Note: Thanks for all your reviews! CatGirl-13, your last big review had some 'really' good theories in it. And I mean really good. Like, exactly what I was going to do in the end! Mostly... Its good to know there are people on the same wave length as you! Cheers to all!
Goku hurriedly dialed the Kame House number. "Come on, come on.. Pick up!" Goku said. There was a click and the sound of a TV droned in Goku's ear, followed by maniacal laughter. " 'Okay ladies! Lift those legs! And one. And two. And one. And two.' BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" "Master Roshi?" Goku questioned. " 'Higher ladies! Stretch those thigh muscles! And one. And two. And one. And two. Good! Lets switch sides! All right, here we go! And one. And two. And one. And two.' BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" "MASTER ROSHI I NEED TO TALK TO KRILLIN!" Goku screamed into the phone, making everyone clutch their ears in pain, except for Vegeta and Gohan. "What? Goku?" Master Roshi said into the phone. "You want to talk to Krillin? I don't know where he is." "How can you not know where he is? You have like, 5 rooms in your house and its on some tiny island. How hard can it be to find him?" " 'Lets' do some butterflies now girls! Stretch... Now lean forward and touch your toes with your chin. Good!' BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Master Roshi laughed while stuffing more Kleenex in his nose. "Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Marron's voice. The Krillin/18 daughter Marron. "He's doing it again!!!!!!!" The phone was yanked away from Master Roshi's pervy-ness. "Hello?" asked Android 18. "Hi 18, this is Goku. Can I talk to Krillin?" "Sure. KRILLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "What is it my pookie wookie snookums diddly duddy dums hot cakes baby doll?" "Goku's on the phone." "Oh. Thanks hun. Hello?" "Hey Krillin! Its me! Goku!" "How's it going?" "Good. Listen, I need your help." "Sure Goku. What's up?" "Well. Tell me, are you good at teaching?" "Uh... I guess but it depends.. Goku? Goku?" But Goku had already handed the phone to Bulma and instant transmissioned to Earth even though he probably can't because they're on Namek but this is a fan fiction so he can do what he wants. "Hey Goku. You want a to have a barbeque or something?" "Barbeque! That sounds great! But no.. I can't. I need your help on Namek. Dende's having girl problems." "What? Dende's a girl????????????? I thought all Nameks were boys!" "No Krillin. Dende is a boy but apparently there is also a girl Namek and Dende wants to get jiggy with her, but he doesn't know how." "*Psssssch!*" went Krillin, waving his hand in the air. "Me and 18 get jiggy all the time!" A spatula came flying out of the Kame Kitchen and nailed Krillin in the head. "Owwwwwwww! Sorry!" Krillin apologized to his wife. "So you need our help?" 18 asked, slouching in the doorway. "Yeah." "We're going Krillin. I want to get away from the Porn Star." 18 said, jerking her head towards Master Roshi in the living room. "Great!" Goku said. "Dearest, what about Marron?" "You're right." 18 said. "Oh she can come along! She can hang out with Trunks. And Videl if she wants to. She can help baby-sit Pan or Bra." "What? Why are all those kids up there? You're not pulling some child molestation trick on me are you?" Krillin asked. "NOOOOOO! Vegeta and Bulma and Gohan are up their with them. Geez. Piccolo too." "Okay then." Minutes later Goku instant transmissioned everybody to Namek, leaving poor pervy Master Roshi behind.
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"Now, what should we do to explain sex education?" Krillin asked Goku as he and 18 walked towards Dende's house. "We tried examples. First Gohan and Videl tried an example but they weren't showing anything so Dende was confused. Then I tried examples with forcing Bulma and Vegeta into poses. Then we tried some of Bra's Barbie dolls but that didn't work." "Do you think a straightforward talk will help?" Krillin asked. "Its worth a try."
"So Dende. I hear you want to learn about sex.." Krillin said. "No. I want to learn how to 'do it' with.." Then he said softly. "Kahoma." "Yeah. So you want to lean about sex." "No! I told you. I want to learn how to 'do it' with-" "It's the same thing!" Krillin said. "Okay. So.... Where to begin..." "Use condoms." 18 said, glaring at Krillin. "Con.. Dums?" "I'm sure Piccolo can get you one. Piccolo?" Krillin said, turning to Piccolo. "WHAT???????????" Piccolo roared, going red. "WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE A FREAKIN' CONDOM?" "Right... Good point. Vegeta?" Krillin said turning to Vegeta. Vegeta glared at Krillin. "Oh come on!" Bulma said, rolling her eyes. She found the almost hidden pocket on Vegeta's spandex and took out a condom. Vegeta went red. Bulma let go of the spandex pocket and it snapped back. Vegeta slightly winced. He's very 'bum' sensitive. Bulma gave the condom to Dende. "Oooooooooh." Dende said. "And you put it on your.... You put it there." Krillin said, pointing to the groin area. "Oh. Okay." Dende said. He peeled off the wrapper and placed it neatly on top of his poofy genie pants. "Uh. No, no, no. You put it on..." Krillin went up to Dende and whispered in his ear. "What? What's a 'penis'? I don't have one of those!" "Yes you do!" Bulma said. She grinned evilly, reached over and pulled down Vegeta's pants. Goku fell over laughing so hard they could hear him even from a mile deep down in the Namek ground. "Oh. Okay. Yeah. I have one of those." Vegeta whirled around and pulled up his spandex pants. "So you put it on that then you put it into the girls..." Krillin whispered in Dende's ear again. "What is.." Dende began but the sound of Videl, Bulma, and 18 running back to the Capsule Corp. Travel Mansion drowned out the rest of his words.
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Krillin, Vegeta, and Piccolo had to get Goku out of the ground, but Vegeta refused. "Whew! Digged the blue boxers with Bob the Builder on them." Goku said as he wiped dirt from his Gi. "I will kill you Kakarot." Vegeta said. They walked back to the Capsule Corp. Travel Mansion. "So what else you got? Hearts?" "No. I will kill you Kakarot." "What about Glow in the Dark ones?" "No. I will kill you Kakarot." "Ooooh! Oooooh! I know! You have Harry Potter boxers!" Vegeta didn't answer. "Yup. I knew it. I've got some too. Christmas gift."
Inside the house, everyone was thinking about how they could help Dende. "I could dig up the porn magazines I buried after I found them in Trunk's room." Bulma suggested. "I volunteer for a real example. We can solve the problem, can't we babe?" Krillin said. "No. I refuse to have a sex show for green aliens." 18 replied. "Pleeeeeeeease?" "No." "Pretty please?????????????" "No." "Pretty pretty pretty please??????????" "No." "How about you and me go to our guest room and get jiggy with it and we can tape the whole thing and show it to Dende and then we can go back home!" "No." "Yeah. You know you wanna." "No." "Come on baby, let's go." Krillin winked at 18. "I don't think so!" 18 said and sent Krillin flying across the kitchen. "Hey! Let's bring up Master Roshi!" Goku suggested. "But we came up here to get away from him!" Krillin said, getting up and walking wobbly to the kitchen table." "He's our last hope!" Goku whined. "No he's not. There's still Goten." Gohan pointed out. "No. Your mom won't let him and... Goten know about sex?" Goku asked. "I'm just guessing!" Gohan said, defending himself. "Gohan is right. There is another alternative instead of Master Roshi and his girls panties collection." Bulma said. "Who?" Everyone asked. "Piccolo!" Bulma said pointing across the table to Piccolo, who abruptly fell over.
Note: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Professor Piccolo teaching sex ed!!!!!! Thank god for that long boring video in Horticulture about Sexual and Asexual reproduction of plants!!!!!!! Review!!!!!!!!