Lalasa and Kel Start To Sing
Disclaimer: I own all the characters...except for Kel...and Lalasa and Iden. Oh
and Warric. OK why don't we all just say it?? I own nothing except the weird idea
for this fic; anything else belongs to the great and powerful Tamora Pierce.
The italics are a direct quote from the book 'Page' and Warric is there he just
isn't mentioned till the end.
"You know what my lady suggested?"
Lalasa asked Iden. "She said whenever you aren't doing anything just
assume that stance and hold it for the count of ten."
"Any old time," enquired the boy.
*Piano intro*
Lalasa: Any old time!!!
*A hat and cane appear in Kel and Lalasa hands and light happy music comes out
of nowhere*
Lalasa: When you're waiting for your supper, or your wondering what to
do.
Kel: When you're queuing at the blacksmiths or you going to the loo.
Lalasa: When it's not your turn on the tilting course or your waiting
for you horse.
Kel: Then take the stance
Lalasa: Wearing your pants
Both: And count to ten. Please do!
Kel: When you're getting punishment work or giving a message to a clerk
Lalasa: When you're talking to the King or the midday bell begins to
ring
Kel: When you're standing in a room and you friends begin to sing...and
dance
Both: And you're getting kind worried for their
intelligence.
Lalasa: Then take the stance
Kel: Wearing your pants
Both: And count to ten. Please do!!
Iden has begun to inch toward the door.
"So do you get us now?" Asked Kel, but Iden and Warric had already
run out the door yelling about nightmares and little padded rooms.
"Well, how ungrateful!" muttered Lalasa
"I know, lets become singers!! Singers in musicals!!"
Strange voice: And Kel and Lalasa left their home to become famous. They
stared in many great Broadway musicals such as 'How to follow you dream.' 'The
personality transformation of One' and perhaps their most famous show 'Jolly!
Jolly! Not so Jolly...why won't they stop singing!' Written by their good
friend Owen while he was recovering in an asylum, after a recent breakdown,
which he assures has nothing to do with anyone whose name begins with K or L.
Authors Note: Well that was weird and
pointless! *Smile* Umm...the bit about the hats and canes, well I was picturing
sort of like those singers who wear those red striped coats and straw hats and
do the whole err...I don't know how to write it...*blink* Please review even if
it's just to say how bad it was (But you could also tell me that it wasn't that
bad...*hint hint*) Thank you for reading!
~Another Update~ *looks embarrassed* I have horrible gramma. Some of the your's
were supposed to be you're and some of the you're were supposed to be your…to
the two people who informed me of this fact *bows* Thank you!