Egypt Talk Show!
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah blah blah. Don't own it, never have necer will. The Mummy is sadly not mine. Tear.
Mai: Okay, I got one review, I feel sad. They did a nice thing though, I was having a bad day. Feel sorry for me.
Rick: Aww, let's hear it for Mai.
Everyone: Imhotep, Meela/Anck, Lock-nah and Ardeth pause in fighting* Oh, how sad.
Mai: *fake sobs* They didn't give me a topic or a a, *sniff* question to ask you idiots. *evil voice* Though since you're idiots you probably don't know your own birthdays.
Ardeth:* Momentarily stops fighting* What's a birthday?
Mai: My point exactly. I need another joint. A pipe, anyone got a pipe? Wait, I don't smoke opium. Anyone got some spare Marijuana? (An I pronounce that Mar-re-jew- wana to let you know)
Alex: Couldn't you make some appear out of nowhere?
Mai: I'm too lazy to.
Alex: All you gotta do is wave your fucking hand.
Mai: *waves her hand Marijuana appears* There, I did it, happy? Now shut the fuck up you two!! *Rick and Evy come out of the room made for them* Uh, Rick, why are you pants inside out? And your boots are on the wrong feet. Evy, you dress is not only inside out but backwards and you need to fix you Ra forsaken hair. Last time I make a sound proof room for you two. *They blush and are about to go back into the room but I make it disappear* No, you are going to have to change it out here. I gave Rick the last condom so I don't want you two to accidentally have another kid. From now on you stay here.
*They start to complain but I can't here them* Stop mumbling you babies. *They start to fix their clothes. I cover Alex's eyes* Don't watch kid, you're to young. Here have a joint.
The other people stop fighting and watch as Rick and Evelyn fix their clothes.
Imhotep: Damn! That is one nice body!
Ardeth: *Covers his eyes nervously* She is married, she is married.. * he continues to say that as he peaks at her through his fingers.*
Lock-nah: Oh yeah, shake that bootie.
Meela/Anck: Damn, if Rick asked for my help I'd be glad to give it to him. Wow, a six pack! *Squeals as she sees him take off his pants, He's wearing briefs* A six pack and a large sac!! *Squeals more as he flexes his muscles.*
Rick: Damn, having sex for two days in a row really gives ya a crick in the neck!
Mai: Ran out of time now Gotta get off the internet and I still need to download. So please review! PPPLLLEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!
BYE
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