Egypt Talk Show

Episode Three

Disclaimer: Me: Do I have to do this? Lawyers: Yes!! Me: Fine! Okay, I will, I will. I don't own jack shit. There happy you fucking Ra-forsaken damned lawyers?? *They nod*

Mai: One day I'll get, you'll see. Okay we got a topic today. The person must be insane, We first talk about drugs and what they do to you and then, oh I loathe saying this, how "hot" Imhotep is. Plese!! He's bald! I don't think bald white people are hot!

Imhotep: Hey! I'm not white! I have a good tan!

Mai: Okay, maybe he's just a little hot. But Rick is hotter, dumber but hotter.

Alex: Don't you think you outta wait for more reviews? I mean you only got two fucking reviews!!

Mai: Pathetic, I know. Don't rub it in you Biliygana Chihedy!! Now just shut-up, you have spoken more than my fav. Character Rick! How awful. Now to the drugs. Let's talk of Marijuana! I like it! Gets you high.

Alex: Can I have another joint?

Mai: No, you have had enough joints! Everyone else can have some. You three have to stop fighting to get some. *They stop fighting and sit like good children* Okay. Drugs, what do you think when you hear that word.

Imhotep: Anck-su-namum is a slutty hoe!

Lock-nah: That curator guy is extremely disgusting.

Meela/Anck: Imhotep is bald with a tan on his head.

Rick: 69

Evy: 69

*They start nuzzling*

Mai: Oh my Ra, please will you two stop for The love of Ra!

Alex: Why'd they say 69?

Mai: you're too young to know!

Alex: NO I'm not! I know why you won't tell me! It's because you don't know either!! Hahahah

Mai: *Slaps him with a frying pan* Shut up you little fucker! It's the number of sex numb nut!

Ardeth: I think of Camels when you say drug, my acquaintance.

Mai: Camels!! You think of Camels!! How could you think of Camels!! They're disgusting, they bite they spit!

Evy: You tell it sister!

Ardeth: NO! The cigarette camels! Which I am dying for right now.

Mai: Oh here. *hands him Camles* My sister had lots of them, but I stole them. Here's a lighter.

Ardeth: I'd much rather have a match. *Glances at O'Connell*

Mai: alright here's twenty of them, have fun.

*Ardeth strikes all twenty on O'Connell's face, he yelps about ready to kill Ardeth but asks for a cigarette in stead. Ardeth gives him one nd a lighter. Rick uses the lighter and sets Ardeth's beard on fire. Ardeth runs around looking for water. Finally I give him one so Ardeth fans don't kill me.*

Alex: What was the point of that?

Mai: I don't know. I don't know Jackshit!!

Evy: Perhaps you should go to school.

Mai: *Takes a breathe of my joint* Nah, all the schools I went to, people thought I was a freak since I was native American so I became a pyromaniac. And I burned down the schools with my homemade flamethrower. I love flamethrowers!

Alex: You're right mum, she is a good person to take after!

Evy: Shut up Alex!

*Alex is taken a back by this*

Alex: Did you just tell me to shut up?

Evy: You're the only Alex here aren't you?

*Alex pouts*

Rick: I have wanted to do that for eight years now you did it. Can I?

Evy: Go ahead.

Rick: Alex, shut up you little shit faced asshole.

Mai: That's enough, you don't need to rub it in. Alex stop pouting I'll give you more of a reason to cry!

Alex stops pouting.

Evy&Rick: We're just kidding dear.

They go in for a family hug.

Mai: Ugh! Spare me! Now we talk about how hot Imhotep is. Pah! Hot! Not him!

Imhotep: You've hurt my feelings!

Mai: You're gorgeous, how's that?

Imhotep: *Smiles* Okay!

Mai: I can't talk about this, It's too early, It's fucking 9:25 Am here! Damn! We'll talk about you later. Until then, people, please review! I feel bad. I need topics or questions you want to ask you character. Any character will do fine! Hell I bring in a teletuby to ask the character questions or to fuck someone if you want!! Just Fucking review!! PLEASE!!!

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