Egypt Talk Show
important news letter
Disclaimer: Do I need to repeat myself. *Gun is pointed at my stomach by lawyers* I'll take that as a yes. I don't own The Mummy or The mummy Returns. Happy you Ra damned lawyers?? DAMN YOU FUCKING LAWYERS!!!
Mai: *rubs the back of her head* I have a major headache right now.
Evy: Have we been annoying you? You could always let us go.
Mai: No, Queen of Egypt's review really got my Native American side pissed off. Then my white side finally came in and started to hit the back of my head and then all world war three broke out. The Sioux and Crow saying : "What fucking 'Stole our land gig'!! It was our land! Then they moved us to fucking crappy reservations and killed off or buffalo!" The Choctaw saying: "We didn't even get a Great Spirit damned reservation so be happy!" My Irish saying: "Calm down, we are all humans and equals in this country now." Crow then said: "Fuck off! You know they charged us double to go into the Battle of Little Big Horn Nation Monument a couple of years ago! And it's on the Crow's damned reservation!" Then my Scottish side said: "At least the governments giving you 52 millon dollars for the gas under your rez." The Crow said: "You have no right to call it a rez! Only Natives do!" By this time my head had a bruise. Then My Sioux said: "You fuckers!! You damn Crow fought with the whites! Who the hell are you to complain?" Then my Choctaw said: "Who the hell are you to complain? You're related to Crazy Horse and you have a reservation! Choctaws got a nation but no reservation!" My Scottish said: " Good ryme here's a dime!" That was nothing to do with the subject so then the Sioux said: "Sure, I take pride in being related to Crazy Horse but will you stop complaining about not having a fucking reservation!! It gets old!!" Then the mater ended with my Scottish side saying: "The good thing of us coming is that we brought different religions. Like Christianity and Catholicism and many others." Then everyone nodded in agreement. So now I have spent the past five minutes or so slapping the back of my head.
Alex: Dang! You were stoned!
Mai: Actually no, I do that quite often. I almost broke my mouse in this fight too. It'd suck if I did. So I have to apologize for insulting the white people. Though I will continue to insult Alex at times whether you people like it or not!! Kapeesh? Now, I just wanted to let all of you know that. This isn't an episode either, just an apology letter. Please continue to review give us topics to talk about. I'm going even more insane than I already am!! If that's possible.
End Credits
Mai: No fucking credits Joe! This isn't a Ra-damned episode!! Bye.