S= Sarah K= Kim E= Emma



S- Hello world, I am Sarah, and I have taken over the school newspaper! Hahahahahahahahahahaha.. Umm.. Ha.

E- Wow like anyone cares!!!

S- They do too!! They loved Mr Parry and they wanted to know where he went so =P I have stolen all of his 1 fans.

E- Ha I don't even think there was 1

S- *checks the papers* 0_o too right. Mrs Harper is so not good at maths.

E- Eh?

S- Mrs Harper put the information on the wall and I stole it. I was under the influence of the unmighty Kimberley.

E- He he he he he he .. Can I controle with you?

S- Okay!! Playing what? Tonsil hockey with him? 0_o''

E- I just died!!!

And that was the end of our first column, we're doing a good job of taking over the paper.

K- * Kimberley enters wherever we are * Can I help or I'll multiply and talk jibberish and sing! O_0

E- I know sarah, we can murder kim.. he he he

K- Sarah's busy so don't murder me Sarah's back help arh! * Sarah walks over * She's not even hurting me I just don't like her face

S- * angry cos emma deleted rude insult * Do I really have to type that insult again?

E- Yes you deleted it the first time.. But no more after that

K- * also mad cos emma deleted work on pereverted parry *Erm I don't know wot 2 say cos u deleted my work on that lovely teacher Mr parry!



Well okay here comes the all new, bigger (if not in font size) insult!

S- Okay well your Mum's a moo. :p

K- She is! Cos she wont let me out late and I cant eat carrots but I don't like them but I would like it if I could even though I wouldn't emma ses I don't make sense I know cos im apparently dense and im gonna black out from lack of air * breathes deeply * ahhhhhhhhh fresh air the kimba lives again * she dies * and again!

E- Stop typing u kim hogkim hog kim hog kim hog kim hog kim hog kim hog kim hog kim hog kim hog kim hog kim hog kim hog

K- * hits emma with bible * hah!







(WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!)-steph



freaks!!



PS Mr Parry is our very perverted English teacher who likes to look down our tops!

PPS kim's boyfriends klast name is Hog

Kim: *_*

This makes no sense so I don't even realise why I put it here! well Ok.K.k.k..k Read more of my work please!

Eternal spirit *_*