Egypt Talk Show

Episode Six

Disclaimer: You know the drill.

Mai: Hey Ardeth!! Come here!! *Ardeth runs up in pants* I found a pleasure android for you. I watched A.I. Again and saw her.

Ardeth: Who?

*Some girl dressed in a skimpy leather outfit that is opened down to her upper stomach but reveals not her you know.*

Mai: hey Jane, how's the game?

Ardeth:*to Jane* Hello, madam.

Jane: *grabs him and goes into another soundproof room* Shut up and let's start working.

Ardeth: My pleasure!

*They start*

Mai: Poor Rick, you're all alone in this world of sex. Poor boy. Well to tell you the truth so am I. But I don't plan on having sex anytime soon so, you know I'm really not in that world.

Rick: Are they done yet?

Mai: I don't know, the noise died down so maybe they are or maybe they're resting.

Rick: *SOBS*

*Gigolo Joe and Evy come out, properly dressed*

Mai: So Evy how was it?

Evy: I don't think I'll ever want a real man again!!

Mai: So Joe, did you enjoy your time?

Joe: That was the best I've ever had!! I didn't know that mechas could have such pleasure!!

Rick: Never want a real man again?? NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!! But Evy, what about me?? Where do I stand in all of this??

Evy: Who? You? And you are?

Rick: I'm Rick, your husband that can't be beat in bed by any other man!!

Evy: And you still are unbeatable by any other man. He's an android you aren't. I still love, I just can't get as much pleasure from you.

Rick: *teary eyed*

Evy: C'mon, Rick, let's get in there while we still can!!

Mai: Don't forget this!! *tosses them condom* I got some more if needed.

G (Gigolo). Joe: Do I leave now?

Mai: No, of course not, I like you. I want you to stay.

G.Joe: Would you be in neeed of my services?

Mai: No, I just like you because you can play music by just cracking your neck and your eyes are stunning!!

G. Joe: Why thank you. I think you're the only Orga that likes me for me.

Mai: Yeah, I guess.

Lock-nah: Where's the brat?

Alex: Who you calling brat?

Lock-nah: You!

Alex: Put bucket with Anck's pieces and stuff on table* I'm done cleaning.

Anck: * Magically comes back to life and is whole* I'm here! What have I missed?

Imhotep: What about the time you kissed me on the balcony in London?

Anck: I was desperate!

Imhotep: You slutty hoe!!

Mai: Watch your language! You can do better than that!

Imhotep: You fucking little slutty bitch-o-rama- fucking no good sleezy whore hoe!!

Mai: Okay.

G. Joe: She's a bitch major huh?

Mai: Completely. Reviewers please review, and tell me who the next musical guest should be. Good bye, have a nice day.

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