Hiya!!! Okay so now I learned to spell Jecht.
Jehct: Yeah!!!!!
Me: however, I'll just stick to calling him big ugly man with a bad tan.
Jehct: Boo!!!!!! Can we get on with this dumb fic?!?!?
Me: no, I need a disclaimer!
Jehct: I ain't doin it!
Auron: I'm not doing it.
Yuna: I won't do it.
Rikku: What's a disclaimer???
Brother: Melfina tuch'd ufh yho uv ic, cra zicd yldc mega ed liw cra fyhd'c du nima dra funmt yht dinh ic ymm ehdu sehtmacc wuspeac...e drehg.
Me: what did he say???
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Jecht: cool!!! We get to hang at Braska's 4 a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auron: but what about the kids???
Jecht: what do u mean???
Auron: If Yuna doesn't like us Braska 'll fire us, Brother has no name and speaks little to no English and Rikku is 3 ½!!!
Jecht: yeah, but he has a big screen with 1,000 channels, a microwave and a filtered pool!!!!!!!!!!! And a computer!!!!!
Auron: machina??? In a summoner's house???
Jecht: dauh… his wife was Al Bhed!!!
Auron:hey, Jecht.
Jecht: yeah???
Auron: what's a microwave?????
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Later at Braska's house*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Jecht: Blitz time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna teach these runts how 2 blitz!!!!!!!!!!
Auron: um………..no.*Jecht pushes Auron into pool*
Jecht: opps…sorry. Hey kids, get in the pool.
Yuna: but I just ate, I have to wait 45 minutes!!!
Auron: Help!!! I can't swim and all my armor is causing me to sink!!!
Rikku: I'll save Aran!!!!!
Yuna: it's sir Auron!!!
(Microwave beeps)
Jecht: come on, kids!!!!! The popcorn is ready!!!!
Kids:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Auron:help…..
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Later that night*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jecht: yeah!!!!!! It's the playoffs and I got a big-screen to watch it on!!!!!!!
Rikku: but my show's on!!!
Jecht: I'll just record it!!!!!! Now press this button… no wait… this one then enter and yes…no (30 minutes later) yeah now press finish and were done!!!! Blitz time!!!!!
Yuna: I hate this show!!!
Rikku: Me too!!!
Brother: yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku&Yuna: sob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Continues 4 about 5 minutes)
Jecht: alright!!!!! I'll change the channel!!!!!!
~And welcome to the bob show~
Bob: howdy boys and girls!!!!!!
Kids: howdy Bob!!!!
Bob: (off key singing) I luv u, u luv me!!!
Auron: need aspirin…. Now!!!! The singing……mu….s…t….stop!!!!!!
Jecht: (turns off TV.) Kids!!!!!! Bed!!!!!!!!!(Auron goes to tuck in brother while Jecht gets the girls)
Girls: we're sad.
Jecht: Hum…. Blonde jokes make me fell better!!!!!! What do you do when an Al Bhed throws you a grenade? Pull the pin and throw it back!!!!!!
(Rikku throws grenade and remembers to pull the pin)
Rikku: that was stinky!!!!
Jecht: how about the story of the ugly chcocbo? Once upon a time there was an ugly chocobo, he was so ugly everybody died, the end!
Yuna:???
Jecht: Good night!!!
Jehct: Yeah!!!!!
Me: however, I'll just stick to calling him big ugly man with a bad tan.
Jehct: Boo!!!!!! Can we get on with this dumb fic?!?!?
Me: no, I need a disclaimer!
Jehct: I ain't doin it!
Auron: I'm not doing it.
Yuna: I won't do it.
Rikku: What's a disclaimer???
Brother: Melfina tuch'd ufh yho uv ic, cra zicd yldc mega ed liw cra fyhd'c du nima dra funmt yht dinh ic ymm ehdu sehtmacc wuspeac...e drehg.
Me: what did he say???
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Jecht: cool!!! We get to hang at Braska's 4 a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auron: but what about the kids???
Jecht: what do u mean???
Auron: If Yuna doesn't like us Braska 'll fire us, Brother has no name and speaks little to no English and Rikku is 3 ½!!!
Jecht: yeah, but he has a big screen with 1,000 channels, a microwave and a filtered pool!!!!!!!!!!! And a computer!!!!!
Auron: machina??? In a summoner's house???
Jecht: dauh… his wife was Al Bhed!!!
Auron:hey, Jecht.
Jecht: yeah???
Auron: what's a microwave?????
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Later at Braska's house*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Jecht: Blitz time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna teach these runts how 2 blitz!!!!!!!!!!
Auron: um………..no.*Jecht pushes Auron into pool*
Jecht: opps…sorry. Hey kids, get in the pool.
Yuna: but I just ate, I have to wait 45 minutes!!!
Auron: Help!!! I can't swim and all my armor is causing me to sink!!!
Rikku: I'll save Aran!!!!!
Yuna: it's sir Auron!!!
(Microwave beeps)
Jecht: come on, kids!!!!! The popcorn is ready!!!!
Kids:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Auron:help…..
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Later that night*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jecht: yeah!!!!!! It's the playoffs and I got a big-screen to watch it on!!!!!!!
Rikku: but my show's on!!!
Jecht: I'll just record it!!!!!! Now press this button… no wait… this one then enter and yes…no (30 minutes later) yeah now press finish and were done!!!! Blitz time!!!!!
Yuna: I hate this show!!!
Rikku: Me too!!!
Brother: yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku&Yuna: sob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Continues 4 about 5 minutes)
Jecht: alright!!!!! I'll change the channel!!!!!!
~And welcome to the bob show~
Bob: howdy boys and girls!!!!!!
Kids: howdy Bob!!!!
Bob: (off key singing) I luv u, u luv me!!!
Auron: need aspirin…. Now!!!! The singing……mu….s…t….stop!!!!!!
Jecht: (turns off TV.) Kids!!!!!! Bed!!!!!!!!!(Auron goes to tuck in brother while Jecht gets the girls)
Girls: we're sad.
Jecht: Hum…. Blonde jokes make me fell better!!!!!! What do you do when an Al Bhed throws you a grenade? Pull the pin and throw it back!!!!!!
(Rikku throws grenade and remembers to pull the pin)
Rikku: that was stinky!!!!
Jecht: how about the story of the ugly chcocbo? Once upon a time there was an ugly chocobo, he was so ugly everybody died, the end!
Yuna:???
Jecht: Good night!!!