Just as the balding monkeys were about to attack, the mutated jiffy-pop man
ate the giant Kuja and the sock monkeys threw Jecht into another dimension.
He was underwater and he saw chibi-Tidus.
"Daddy!!!!!!!!!!" Tidus yelled.
"Tidus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Give me some jiffy-pop!!!!!"
"No!!!!! Son, I haven't seen you in forever and all you want is jiffy- pop??? Don't you love me???"
"I HATE YOU!!! NOW SURNEDER THE JIFFY-POP!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOO0000000000000ooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Jecht, wake up, you're talking in your sleep and scaring the kids!!!!!!!!" Auron yelled.
"Nobody loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jecht started crying like Tidus.
"I love u!!!!!" said Yuna.
"I love u too!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Rikku.
" How DAAARREEE you!!!!!!! You only love me for my jiffy-pop!!!!!!!!!"
"Jecht, you're scaring me now, please stop acting like a rabid dog!!!!!!"
"But the sock monkeys hypnotized Tidus into hating me and my wife turned into Kuja and that cute girl in the 5th row is no longer single!!!!!!!!!!!" Jecht looked really scary at this point.
(oops… typed wrong… guess I'll change it.)
Auron: Um….. Jecht, I think that blitz-ball hit you in the head a little too hard… how about you sit down.
Rikku: hey, it's 10:00!!!
Jecht: So???
Rikku&Brother: Muzzy time!!!!!
Rikku: We need to expand our vocabulary!!!
Brother: Yht maynh haf funtc duu!!!
Rikku: That's what I sayed!!!
Yuna: Oh no… not the green throw rug of doom!!!
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Muzzy: Hello, I'm Muzzy, big Muzzy!!! Look, it's my good friend, Norman!!!
Norman: Good morning!!! I'm Norman!!! Good morning!!! Good morning!!! Good morning!!!
Muzzy: Muzzy big, Norman little, Big, little, big, little (continues for about an hour)
Shopuff big, chocobo middle, moggle small!!!
Auron: *Takes remote and turns it off* Okay… that was "special"…
Jecht: no, no, the box says it's "A new and unique way to teach your child how to speak and understand an exiting new language!"
Brother: May we see a film???
Jecht: Sure!!! I got the paper right here and I wanna' see this one!!!
Auron: The kids are to young for this, heck I don't even think I'm old enough!!!
Jecht: Why can't we?
Auron: Give me the paper, " Rated NC17 for advanced blood and gore, nudity, and strong and constant language!!!"
Jecht: Well, mabie we'll have to leave Rikku….
Auron: GIR!!!!! ARE YOU THAT STUPID!!!
Jecht: *shrugs*
Yuna: I wanna' see My Little Bunny!!!
Jecht: *looks and paper* 3 hours of cute fluffy bunnies???
Rikku: *Nods* Yep!!! I wanna see it too!!!
Brother: Hu fyo!!! E fyhhy caa Revenge of the Blood Sucking Monkeys !!!
Jecht: MEEEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auron: Fine, I'll sit through 3 hours of fuzzy bunnies and you get to see your mutants eat people. Happy???
Jecht: *nods* Yep!!!
Brother: Lyh E ehjeda so vneaht Rin???
Auron: Sure…fine….
He he… I'll write more if I get up to 20 reviews!!! Thanks 4 no flames!!!
"Daddy!!!!!!!!!!" Tidus yelled.
"Tidus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Give me some jiffy-pop!!!!!"
"No!!!!! Son, I haven't seen you in forever and all you want is jiffy- pop??? Don't you love me???"
"I HATE YOU!!! NOW SURNEDER THE JIFFY-POP!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOO0000000000000ooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Jecht, wake up, you're talking in your sleep and scaring the kids!!!!!!!!" Auron yelled.
"Nobody loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jecht started crying like Tidus.
"I love u!!!!!" said Yuna.
"I love u too!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Rikku.
" How DAAARREEE you!!!!!!! You only love me for my jiffy-pop!!!!!!!!!"
"Jecht, you're scaring me now, please stop acting like a rabid dog!!!!!!"
"But the sock monkeys hypnotized Tidus into hating me and my wife turned into Kuja and that cute girl in the 5th row is no longer single!!!!!!!!!!!" Jecht looked really scary at this point.
(oops… typed wrong… guess I'll change it.)
Auron: Um….. Jecht, I think that blitz-ball hit you in the head a little too hard… how about you sit down.
Rikku: hey, it's 10:00!!!
Jecht: So???
Rikku&Brother: Muzzy time!!!!!
Rikku: We need to expand our vocabulary!!!
Brother: Yht maynh haf funtc duu!!!
Rikku: That's what I sayed!!!
Yuna: Oh no… not the green throw rug of doom!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Muzzy: Hello, I'm Muzzy, big Muzzy!!! Look, it's my good friend, Norman!!!
Norman: Good morning!!! I'm Norman!!! Good morning!!! Good morning!!! Good morning!!!
Muzzy: Muzzy big, Norman little, Big, little, big, little (continues for about an hour)
Shopuff big, chocobo middle, moggle small!!!
Auron: *Takes remote and turns it off* Okay… that was "special"…
Jecht: no, no, the box says it's "A new and unique way to teach your child how to speak and understand an exiting new language!"
Brother: May we see a film???
Jecht: Sure!!! I got the paper right here and I wanna' see this one!!!
Auron: The kids are to young for this, heck I don't even think I'm old enough!!!
Jecht: Why can't we?
Auron: Give me the paper, " Rated NC17 for advanced blood and gore, nudity, and strong and constant language!!!"
Jecht: Well, mabie we'll have to leave Rikku….
Auron: GIR!!!!! ARE YOU THAT STUPID!!!
Jecht: *shrugs*
Yuna: I wanna' see My Little Bunny!!!
Jecht: *looks and paper* 3 hours of cute fluffy bunnies???
Rikku: *Nods* Yep!!! I wanna see it too!!!
Brother: Hu fyo!!! E fyhhy caa Revenge of the Blood Sucking Monkeys !!!
Jecht: MEEEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auron: Fine, I'll sit through 3 hours of fuzzy bunnies and you get to see your mutants eat people. Happy???
Jecht: *nods* Yep!!!
Brother: Lyh E ehjeda so vneaht Rin???
Auron: Sure…fine….
He he… I'll write more if I get up to 20 reviews!!! Thanks 4 no flames!!!