Egypt Talk Show
Episode Seven (I think)
Disclaimer: I finally killed the lawyers!! But still, same old same old.
Mai: I'd really like to thank Alex, this person reviewed, they like G. Joe too!! I am sorry but he is mine, I'm just kidding, he's all yours. And so is Ardeth, I'll make sure he knows when he gets out. So today, Alex also gave us some topics. Isn't that nice?
G. Joe: Yes, yes it is, now what are they Mai?
Mai: First is what your life goals are.
Lock-nah: mine was to be a master in sword skills and be a bodyguard, then it went to kill Alex (Alex O'Connell, now referred to as the Brat)
Imhotep: To be all powerful and rule the world!!
Mai/G. Joe: That's obvious.
Anck: Mine was
Mai/G. Joe: Who cares, now shut-up you bitch-o-rama!!
Ardeth: *Comes out of room dressed only in boxers* She hurts!! She's mean!!
Mai: What happened to your clothes? And why does it smell like something is burning?
G. Joe: Ardeth, pal, you need to do better in the bed, because if you're bad Jane burns the clothes.
Jane: *walks out* Hey Joe what d'ya know?
G. Joe: Hey Jane how's the game?
Jane: Awful.
G. Joe: For some reason all the female sex robots are bitches, I think it's because the maker did something bad to the programming.
Mai: Well, Jane, I'd be careful on what you say about Ardeth because he is now the property of Alex, a reviewer that reviewed!! So shut-up!!
Jane: What ever, I'm outta here.
Mai: Oh, I forgot to mention, POD is here and Jimmy Eat World. So now Ardeth, what were your life goals?
Ardeth: To collect camels, that was personal goal, my Medjai goal was to
Mai: Guard over Hamunaptra, City of the Dead and make sure that the creature was to never be awaken. I know.
Ardeth: Exactly.
*Rick and Evy come out of Room*
G. Joe: Well, here are the sex crazed orgas now.
Rick: What d'we miss?
Mai: Well, we got a review three times by the same person and they gave us topics, Their name is Alex. OH and POD, Jimmy Eat World, and The Beatles are here.
Evy: Why is that male whore robot here still?
G. Joe, watch who you're calling a whore there bitch!
Evy: *Evy didn't hear that because she saw Anck* You bitch what are you doing here?
Anck: I don't know!! I just came back for no reason!
Ardeth: The heart eater probably didn't like the taste of your heart so they sent you back. You may just be immortal now!!
Anck: Shut-up you greasy haired retard!!
Mai: Shut-up Anck!! No one is to criticize Ardeth or G. Joe while here, Alex is watching!!
Brat: Are you going to ask everyone else their life goals?
Mai: Yes of course. Rick, what was your life goal? Just to look for a good time? *Rick nods* Then when you met Evy, to always have a good time in bed with her right? * Rick Nods* Evy? You wanted to know all there is of Egypt, then met Rick, and wanted to know all there is on how to have sex with him right? *Evy nods* Yeah, I knew it!! You, Brat, what's your life goal?
Brat: To become the next Austin Powers!!
Mai: I thought you didn't like mushy stuff, that includes sex!!
Brat: No the kind of sex that goes under mushy is the kind of sex mum and dad have. For love, Austin is for pleasure!
Mai: Basically you're going to become a sex crazed imbecile that will do anything to get laid by beautiful women correct?
Brat: I guess.
G. Joe: At least it's not wanting to become a real boy. By The way my life goal was to get have sex with every female you called my name, *Does a little tap dance* Gigolo Joe, what d'ya know!!
Mai: Next topic, What was your adolescent life like?
Lock-nah: Non-stop sword training.
Imhotep: Studying medicines and stuff.
Ardeth: Non-stop training on how to be a Medjai.
Rick: Looking for a good time.
Evy: studying Egypt.
Anck: Uh
Mai/ G. Joe: We don't care bitch!
Brat: Haven't gotten there yet.
G. Joe: Technically didn't have one, just spent my entire life having sex.
Mai: I'm going through my adolescence now!! Next topic is, Romance life.
Rick/ Evy: *nuzzle then start making out*
Mai: *points to Rick and Evy* They don't need to be talked for. I'm sure that when they're apart they masturbate.
G. Joe: Mine go very well, all the ladies are good. Now settled on Alex, just her. Only her.
Ardeth: I have never had a girlfriend. A Medjai cannot love.
Mai: Well you can now and you love Alex.
Imhotep: Down the tube.
Anck: Well-
Mai/G. Joe: *Glares at her to make her shut-up (can you picture Jude law glaring!! So damn sexy!!)*
Lock-nah: Mine went fairly well but then I went into the love of swords. So girls I don't care about much at least.
Brat: Don't have one.
Mai: I do have a boyfriend now, his name is Daniel, he is a total hottie and very sweet. Now Alex, You have to see Road to Perdition, sure Jude Law's teeth look like shit but he is still dead sexy!! Jude was the only reason I went to see the movie!! Now that was all the topics, next time, why don't you ask a question to the people? I accept those too. Now, it's POD singing Youth of the nation!! *Wild cheering and clapping is heard*
Last day of
The rest of my life
I wish I would've known
'Cause I didn't
Kiss my mama goodbye
I didn't tell her
That I loved her
And how much I care
Or thank my pops
For all the talks
And all the wisdom
He shared
Unaware
I just did
What I always do
Everyday
The same routine
Before I skate
Off to school
But who knew
That this day
Wasn't like the rest
Instead of taking a test
I took two to the chest
Call me blind
But I didn't see it coming
Everybody was running
But I couldn't hear nothing
Except gun blasts
It happened so fast
I don't really
Know this kid
Even though
I sit by him in class
Maybe this kid was
Reaching out for love
Or maybe for a moment
He forgot who he was
Or maybe this kid
Just wanted to be hugged
Whatever it was
I know it's because
CHORUS:
We are
We are
The youth of the nation
Little Suzy
She was only twelve
She was given the world
With every chance to excel
Hang with the boys and
Hear the stories they tell
She might act kind of proud
But no respect for herself
She finds love in
All the wrong places
The same situations
Just different faces
Changed up her pace
Since her daddy left her
Too bad he never told her
She deserved much better
Johnny boy
Always played the fool
He broke all the rules
So you would
Think he was cool
He was never
Really one of the guys
No matter
How hard he tried
Often thought of suicide
It's kind of hard when
You ain't got no friends
He put his life to an end
They might remember him then
You cross the line and
There's no turning back
Told the world how he felt
With the sound of a gat
Repeat chorus
Who's to blame
For the lives
That tragedies claim?
No matter what you say
It don't take away the pain
That I feel inside
I'm tired of all the lies
Don't nobody know why
It's the blind
Leading the blind
I guess that's the
Way the story goes
Will it ever make sense
Somebody's got to know
There's got to be
More to life than this
There's got to be
More to everything
I thought exists
Repeat chorus
Mai: Now we have Jimmy Eat World singing sweetness and Middle. Sweetness first!!
If you're listening
Sing it back
String from your tether unwinds
Up and outward
(But only)
To bind
I was spinning free
With a little sweet
And simple numbing me
Are you listening?
Sing it back
So tell me what do I need
When the words
Lose their meaning
I was spinning free
With a little sweet
And simple numbing me
Yeah, stumble until you crawl
Sinking into sweet uncertainty
If you're listening
Are you listening?
Sing it back
I'm still running away
I won't play your
Hide and seek game
I was spinning free
With a little sweet
And simple numbing me
What a dizzy dance
This sweetness will not
Be concerned with me
No the sweetness will not
Be concerned with
Mai: Now The Middle!!
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head
You feel left out or
Looked down on
Just try your best
Try everything you can
And don't you worry
What they tell themselves
When you're away
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle
It'll up the ride
Everything will be just fine
Everything will be all right
Hey, you know
They're all the same
You know you're doing
Better on your own
So don't buy in
Live right now
Yeah, just be yourself
It doesn't matter
If it's good enough
For someone else
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in
The middle of the ride
Everything will be just fine
Everything will be all right
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in
The middle of the ride
Everything will be just fine
Everything will be all right
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head
You feel left out or
Looked down on
Just do your best
Do everything you can
And don't you worry
What the bitter hearts
Are gonna say
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in
The middle of the ride
Everything will be just fine
Everything will be all right
It just takes some time
Little girl you're in
The middle of the ride
Everything will be just fine
Everything will be all right
Mai: Unfortunately, I could not find the Hey Jude lyrics so G. Joe wanted them to sing I wanna be your man for Alex. It tells what is in his heart, for you, Alex. Please review some more! And all you other people!
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man,
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man.
Love you like no other baby,
like no other can,
love you like no other baby,
like no other can.
I wanna be your man, I wanna be your man,
I wanna be your man, I wanna be your man.
Tell me that you love me baby,
let me understand,
tell me that you love me baby,
I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man,
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your man, I wanna be your man,
I wanna be your man, I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man,
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man.
Love you like no other baby,
like no other can,
love you like no other baby,
like no other can.
I wanna be your man, I wanna be your man,
I wanna be your man, I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your man, I wanna be your man.
Mai: that is all for tonight see you all later, or at least I'll see your review, hopefully. BTW, Alex tell me the stories you've written and I'll R&R all of them!! Ta at!
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