Any way… after about 4 hours of riding to the movies, because they had to
ride chocobos, a fiend with game shark quality stats (9,999,999 hp and
such) attacked.
Rin: I'm going into overdrive!!! Attack: bad accent of death!!!
Fiend: MY EARS!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!
Overkill!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: Isn't he the bwest fwend to have around eber???
Auron: Help… Me… can't…hear
~*~*~*~*2 hours later at the movies ~*~*~*~*~*~
Minimum-wage worker: Like, hi…I'm Yolanda …. What do you want??
Auron: 2 kids and 1 adult to the sub-titled version of the blood sucking monkeys and 1 adult 1 kid and 1 under 5 to see My Little Bunny…
Yolanda: that will be 500 gil…
Jecht: *cough* rip off *cough*
They all walk inside
Jecht: LOOK!!! WERE IN HEVEN!!! THE SNACK BAR SELLS JIFFY-POP!!!!!!!
Auron: oh for Yevon's sake…
Jecht: *runs up to snack bar*
Katrina: Hello, I'm Kat, what horrible junk food my we have the pleasure of serving you?
Jecht: 50 extra-large jiffy pops!!!
Katrina: that will be 10,000 gil, have a better day than mine…
Auron: Why did you just spend that much gil on popcorn???
Jecht: because I have Braska's credit card.
Auron: oh…okay!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jecht: now, for the best part of the entire film!!!
Brother:???
Jecht: The previews!!!!!!
Brother: E mega suhgaoc!!!
Jecht:?????
Movie: (translated) and now…… Revenge of the Blood Sucking Munkys, subtitled in English. (I'm tired of writing in Al Bhed, so I'll just translate 4 a while)
Brother: COOL!!!!!!!
Rin: COOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Jecht: COOL!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~
(the fuzzy bunnies are: Kemi, Timmy, and Jimmy)
Auron: omG…. This movie is such a bore…
Rikku: Wow!!! Cool!!!
Yuna: So touching…
Jimmy: But Timmy, you can't die!!!
Kemi: We love you!!!
Timmy: That's okay…. Just tell mommy I love her…….X_X
Then, the magic monkeys resurrected Timmy, the end.
Auron: *sob* that was soooooo heartbreaking… I laughed, I cried, I ate.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Munky: Mmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa.
Jecht: *puts hands over kids eyes* You can't see this, too violent.
Brother: Darn…………..
Jecht: oh, what the heck, you kids can watch!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~Later, at Braska's place~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Rin: can I stay over tonight???????????????
Jecht: sure!!!!!!!!!
Auron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~Later that night~*~*~*~*~*~*
Auron: so…… what do your parents do 4 a living.
Rin: My mom is a singer!!!
Jecht: (with his voice???)
Rin: and my dad sells pointless t-shirts!!!! You can have one free!!!! I brought some over!!!!!!!
(the shirts are)
Jecht: Monkeys are fuzzy, as is the cheese in the back of my fridge, and my vision and memory.
Brother: Meva'c y kyntah; tek ed.
Rikku: E't ayd rykkec vun oui. (I'm a Rikku+Rin fan, 100%)
Auron: Yevon eats cheese!!!!!!!!!! What kind of evil t-shirt is that??? Yevon is lactose intolerant!!!!!!
Rin: Exactly! (Death to Yevon!!!!!!!)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*The end~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Claimer: anything that doesn't belong to squaresoft is mine, don't take my stuff or make some loony spin-off.
Until next time, this is Mel, signing off.
Rin: I'm going into overdrive!!! Attack: bad accent of death!!!
Fiend: MY EARS!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!
Overkill!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: Isn't he the bwest fwend to have around eber???
Auron: Help… Me… can't…hear
~*~*~*~*2 hours later at the movies ~*~*~*~*~*~
Minimum-wage worker: Like, hi…I'm Yolanda …. What do you want??
Auron: 2 kids and 1 adult to the sub-titled version of the blood sucking monkeys and 1 adult 1 kid and 1 under 5 to see My Little Bunny…
Yolanda: that will be 500 gil…
Jecht: *cough* rip off *cough*
They all walk inside
Jecht: LOOK!!! WERE IN HEVEN!!! THE SNACK BAR SELLS JIFFY-POP!!!!!!!
Auron: oh for Yevon's sake…
Jecht: *runs up to snack bar*
Katrina: Hello, I'm Kat, what horrible junk food my we have the pleasure of serving you?
Jecht: 50 extra-large jiffy pops!!!
Katrina: that will be 10,000 gil, have a better day than mine…
Auron: Why did you just spend that much gil on popcorn???
Jecht: because I have Braska's credit card.
Auron: oh…okay!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jecht: now, for the best part of the entire film!!!
Brother:???
Jecht: The previews!!!!!!
Brother: E mega suhgaoc!!!
Jecht:?????
Movie: (translated) and now…… Revenge of the Blood Sucking Munkys, subtitled in English. (I'm tired of writing in Al Bhed, so I'll just translate 4 a while)
Brother: COOL!!!!!!!
Rin: COOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Jecht: COOL!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~
(the fuzzy bunnies are: Kemi, Timmy, and Jimmy)
Auron: omG…. This movie is such a bore…
Rikku: Wow!!! Cool!!!
Yuna: So touching…
Jimmy: But Timmy, you can't die!!!
Kemi: We love you!!!
Timmy: That's okay…. Just tell mommy I love her…….X_X
Then, the magic monkeys resurrected Timmy, the end.
Auron: *sob* that was soooooo heartbreaking… I laughed, I cried, I ate.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Munky: Mmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa.
Jecht: *puts hands over kids eyes* You can't see this, too violent.
Brother: Darn…………..
Jecht: oh, what the heck, you kids can watch!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~Later, at Braska's place~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Rin: can I stay over tonight???????????????
Jecht: sure!!!!!!!!!
Auron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~Later that night~*~*~*~*~*~*
Auron: so…… what do your parents do 4 a living.
Rin: My mom is a singer!!!
Jecht: (with his voice???)
Rin: and my dad sells pointless t-shirts!!!! You can have one free!!!! I brought some over!!!!!!!
(the shirts are)
Jecht: Monkeys are fuzzy, as is the cheese in the back of my fridge, and my vision and memory.
Brother: Meva'c y kyntah; tek ed.
Rikku: E't ayd rykkec vun oui. (I'm a Rikku+Rin fan, 100%)
Auron: Yevon eats cheese!!!!!!!!!! What kind of evil t-shirt is that??? Yevon is lactose intolerant!!!!!!
Rin: Exactly! (Death to Yevon!!!!!!!)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*The end~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Claimer: anything that doesn't belong to squaresoft is mine, don't take my stuff or make some loony spin-off.
Until next time, this is Mel, signing off.