Egypt Talk Show
Episode Eight
Disclaimer: I'm not repeating myself, the lawyers are dead, they can't blow me up. I don't own nothing.
G. Joe: You have grammar issues.
Mai: What do you mean?
G. Joe: You used a double negative.
Mai: Shut-up, if you want to be my official co-host you have to be nice got it?? No correcting my grammar or pointing out the problems got it?
G. Joe: Okay.
Rick: So any topics?
Mai: *laughs nervously* Uh, yeah we did have have topics, but we also had 11 reviews but somehow only two show, and those were signed and were old reviews. Sadly one of them was Queen of Egypt's review and my Native side wasn't too happy about that.
Rick: You did write down the reviews right? For like incidents like these right?
Mai: Uh.. No, I didn't.
Rick: YOU IDIOT!!
Mai: I am going to overlook that because you are my favorite character and I like you a lot. But I do remember some more people begging to have Ardeth Bay. Well, what can I say?
Ardeth: How many people wanted me?
Mai: uh,… I can't remember!! People I think there's something wrong with my comp, if you can see your reviews on the reiview page for this please tell me. I'll have to check to see if it shows tomorrow. If not then one more day if not, please review again on what you wanted. Now about Ardeth, Alex was the first to review and ask for Ardeth so really by all fair means he is hers, unless I can find some way of cloning him he belongs to one. But I will try to see if I can clone him, take note though, I am totally against cloning, so consider this a great honor, usually I would never clone anyone or try to find a way, I have made exceptions for you. Review tell me who you are, send in topics and questions, I'll have them on air and I will give you an Ardeth clone. Is that good for all of you?
G. Joe: Let's hope so now on to the next topic. Who wants Imhotep?
Mai: Yes, who wants him? The lowest bid is send in Three good topics that I can understand, and five questions, at least, to ask the co-host or guest and say you want Imhotep the one who sends in the most topics and questions gets Imhotep. You can repeat topics and questions for other bids to raise the bid. Now, I just remembered a topic sent in by… I forgot who, I hope they send in again. It is why Evy is a skanky hoe.
Evy: I am not a hoe!! I bet Ank-su-a bitch submitted that! The little crack whore!! You fucking bitch!!
Mai: No I don't believe it was Anck. I think it's because you're acting like such a hoe that they submitted that. *rubs head hoping to prevent a migraine* I think I'm getting a migraine from her!! I'm too young to have a fucking migraine!! I'm getting PMSy here!!! So SHUT-UP!! *gets up, One Step Closer by Linkin Park music starts to play. Takes microphane sits Evy and Anck down and sings real loud in the ears.*
I can't take this anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before
All these words they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorence
The less I hear the less you'll say
But you'll find that out anyway
Just Like before......
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breath
Cuz I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I find the answers aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to disapear
All these thoughts they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorence
Nothing seems to go away
Over and over again
Just Like before......
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breath
Cuz I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Shut up when I'm talkin' to you
Shut up, shut up, shut up (2x)
I'm about to break
Just Like before......
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breath
Cuz I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Okay, now that that's out, I'm going to say good bye and let G. Joe take over because I need to sleep.
G. Joe: Good thing I'm co-host or else all would be lost. Well, that's all for today folks please review and remember the bid on Imhotep. Hope to see those reviews come in soon! Have a nice day or night or whatever time it is where you are!! Tata!! Oh, and we do also want you to send in way to kill alex also at least two ways for you Imhotep bidders!! And Lock-nah is for sale and just between you and me, We want to get Ardeth a new falcon, so whoever gives us the best idea for a falcon gets to have the first clone, meaning give us ideas on getting a falcon just like his old one, Horus. But be quiet it's a surprise. Luckily Ardeth is listening to Mai's cd with earphones so he can't hear us. Tata!!
End Credits