Okay, I own everything in this story that doesn't belong 2 squaresoft or "blockblister" or blockbuster.



And you thought I'd stopped writing…. Nope, the madness goes on!



Auron: well, I'm tired, and I know I shouldn't do this but… I'm going to bed and Jecht will watch the kids.

Rin: lets swim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rikku: yeah!!!!!!

Jecht: okay, get your suits on!!!!!

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Anyway, brother learned English and now we call him Bob.



Bob: I'm frightened!!!!!!

Rin:*pushes him in pool* oops, sorry my friend. *jumps in*

Rikku: yeah!!!!!!! *jumps in pool* fun!!!!!!!!!!

Yuna: cool!!!!! I love this!!!!!!!!!

Jecht: *sob* I miss my chibi-Tidus…………oh well, I'll just swim!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, they swim until the kids nearly die… but Jecht saves them! (LOL, Jecht is really one of my fave characters, but… Jecht+ a bunch of random kids= nearly funny fic)

Rikku: um… dad, I mean… uncle Jecht?

Jecht: yeah?

Rikku : why are we swimming? It's already midnight!!!

Jecht: um……………………… bed time!!!!!!!!!

Bob: *censored* sister.

Jecht: young man… time out!!!!!!!!

Bob: but you said it was bedtime!

Jecht: then… you're grounded as soon as Cid takes you home.

Bob: *censored*!!!

Jecht: I'm gonna pull out that mop you call hair!!! (lol, maybe I'll write a Cid fic)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~the next day~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mizz Rin's sis: thank ya kindly for watchin my lil baby-poo! *leaves with Rin*

Jecht: WHO'S UP 4 BLOCKBLISTER????????

Bob: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *breathes* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rikku: okey dokey!!!

Yuna: um…. okay!

Jecht: okeyday… u kids can rent one thing each.

Bob: can I have this???

Jecht: Grand Theft Auto 3??? Is this a kid friendly game???

Bob: oh… yeah! It's about um…cute fuzzy bunnies and… the zoo!!!

Jecht: but what's with the guy and the gun???

Bob: um… the zoo animal's quest is to end violence!

Jecht: oh… okay!!!



~*~*~*~*~* will Bob learn the colorful language in GTA3? Will Jecht get a life? Will I? Stay tuned 4 the next exiting chapter!