Hello, this chapter picks on Auron a bit and is kind PGish, enjoy my
writing!!!
Rikku: ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my Gwad!!! Auron: okay, Rikku, what chibiish piece of crap could you possibly want. Rikku: * holds up a box that says "my little bunny, the perfect collection volume one, episodes 1-4" * Auron: fine. Yuna??? Yuna: * holds up Barbie's magic puppy for game boy* Auron: fine. what should I get... hummmmmmm *looks for a bit* oh. this looks good "My girl the summoner", a story about a summoner and her really cute boyfriend-guardian. Cool!!!!!!! Jecht: *giggles* Auron: What??? Jecht: that's a chick movie!!! Auron: is not!!!
And so, they started to argue, and it went like this (A for Auron and J for Jecht)
J: Yes! A: no! J: Pepsi twist! A: vanilla coke! J: Gundam, Outlaw Star, Zoids, NGE, Tenchi and Cowboy Bebop!!! Princess Mononoke! A: Pokemon and Hamtaro!!! (ooc) J: boxers! A: briefs Bob: hanes! *Auron and Jecht stare, and then continue * J: Moogles! A: Chocobos! J: night! A: morning! J: puppies! A: kitties! J: Faye Wong!!! A: Rikki!!! J: Peace, love and. A: sake! Um. I mean.. tea? J: this isn't some toonami Tenchi dub. A: is! J: isn't! A: Moo!!! J: chezi munkiz! Occ Rikku: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Jecht: um.. okay!
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Jecht: finally were home.. what the hel *gets cold look from Auron* ..eck is that??? Auron: O.O J..JJJJJecht? Jecht: yeah??? Auron: we. forgot to give the kids a bath!!! Jecht: k-k-k-kids? Kids: yes??? Jecht: go take a shower! Yuna: bath!!! Jecht: shower!!! Yuna: bath!!! I WANT A BATH, NOT A STINKIN' SHOWER!!!! *STARTS TO CRY* Jecht: but you smell too bad for a bath, and you need a hair wash. Now come on kids, everyone in the shower!!! Bob: um. like, I'm 10 and can kind of bathe myself, *almost to himself* now if Yuna was 12, it would be a different story. Yuna: what??? Auron: *slap, hard* Jecht: *sees old summoning rod* I've got an idea! Yuna went with Braska to Aqua temple before it closed down, right? Auron: yeah, so??? Jecht: so she can summon Leviathan! Kids! Get in your swimsuits! So, after rubbing soap all over the kids he made Yuna summon Leviathan and wash them off, but Yuna slipped on the tile floor and her eye popped out of socket, so they got her a new one but it was green so she had one blue and one green, so 2 days later.
Yuna: *lying in bed playing game boy* Bob: *trying to find the right hook-ups for the ps2 he brought* Rikku: *watching my little bunny Yuna's room with her* Jecht: *staring at the fridge, in hopes of getting food* Auron: *watching stupid movie* Alright, in the movie the characters were Moo the guardian and Cow the summoner.
Yunalesca: you only have one guardian so he must be your fayth. Moo: *gets scared but then sees Yunalesca's um *cough cough* and starts wondering how he'll become a fayth* Cow: no!!! let spria die!!! Yunalesca: end the world for the life of one man? Cow: this man is my world!!! *dramatic music starts playing* Moo: no, use me to save our families, friends and me!
Cow: but you'll die!!! Moo: but I'd never forget turning back, we've come too far to go home.
Blah, blah, blah! Anywho, they both die in each other's arms, the end.
Auron: *gets big teary eyes* Jecht: no! Auron: *a tear falls* Jecht: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Auron: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! *sob*
OOCFULLNESS
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bob: alright! Found the right hook-ups for the ps2!!! GTA3 TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jecht: let us watch!!!
15 minutes later
Bob: aw. *beep* , she won't get in my car!!! Auron: um, Jecht. don't you have something to say about this game??? Jecht: Yes, I do... Let me play a level!!! Auron: *face vault*
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Review plz! Flames boost my ego on how stupid people are!!! ^.^ The more reviews the more work I'll put into the next chapter and the faster I'll do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Mel~
Rikku: ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my Gwad!!! Auron: okay, Rikku, what chibiish piece of crap could you possibly want. Rikku: * holds up a box that says "my little bunny, the perfect collection volume one, episodes 1-4" * Auron: fine. Yuna??? Yuna: * holds up Barbie's magic puppy for game boy* Auron: fine. what should I get... hummmmmmm *looks for a bit* oh. this looks good "My girl the summoner", a story about a summoner and her really cute boyfriend-guardian. Cool!!!!!!! Jecht: *giggles* Auron: What??? Jecht: that's a chick movie!!! Auron: is not!!!
And so, they started to argue, and it went like this (A for Auron and J for Jecht)
J: Yes! A: no! J: Pepsi twist! A: vanilla coke! J: Gundam, Outlaw Star, Zoids, NGE, Tenchi and Cowboy Bebop!!! Princess Mononoke! A: Pokemon and Hamtaro!!! (ooc) J: boxers! A: briefs Bob: hanes! *Auron and Jecht stare, and then continue * J: Moogles! A: Chocobos! J: night! A: morning! J: puppies! A: kitties! J: Faye Wong!!! A: Rikki!!! J: Peace, love and. A: sake! Um. I mean.. tea? J: this isn't some toonami Tenchi dub. A: is! J: isn't! A: Moo!!! J: chezi munkiz! Occ Rikku: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Jecht: um.. okay!
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Jecht: finally were home.. what the hel *gets cold look from Auron* ..eck is that??? Auron: O.O J..JJJJJecht? Jecht: yeah??? Auron: we. forgot to give the kids a bath!!! Jecht: k-k-k-kids? Kids: yes??? Jecht: go take a shower! Yuna: bath!!! Jecht: shower!!! Yuna: bath!!! I WANT A BATH, NOT A STINKIN' SHOWER!!!! *STARTS TO CRY* Jecht: but you smell too bad for a bath, and you need a hair wash. Now come on kids, everyone in the shower!!! Bob: um. like, I'm 10 and can kind of bathe myself, *almost to himself* now if Yuna was 12, it would be a different story. Yuna: what??? Auron: *slap, hard* Jecht: *sees old summoning rod* I've got an idea! Yuna went with Braska to Aqua temple before it closed down, right? Auron: yeah, so??? Jecht: so she can summon Leviathan! Kids! Get in your swimsuits! So, after rubbing soap all over the kids he made Yuna summon Leviathan and wash them off, but Yuna slipped on the tile floor and her eye popped out of socket, so they got her a new one but it was green so she had one blue and one green, so 2 days later.
Yuna: *lying in bed playing game boy* Bob: *trying to find the right hook-ups for the ps2 he brought* Rikku: *watching my little bunny Yuna's room with her* Jecht: *staring at the fridge, in hopes of getting food* Auron: *watching stupid movie* Alright, in the movie the characters were Moo the guardian and Cow the summoner.
Yunalesca: you only have one guardian so he must be your fayth. Moo: *gets scared but then sees Yunalesca's um *cough cough* and starts wondering how he'll become a fayth* Cow: no!!! let spria die!!! Yunalesca: end the world for the life of one man? Cow: this man is my world!!! *dramatic music starts playing* Moo: no, use me to save our families, friends and me!
Cow: but you'll die!!! Moo: but I'd never forget turning back, we've come too far to go home.
Blah, blah, blah! Anywho, they both die in each other's arms, the end.
Auron: *gets big teary eyes* Jecht: no! Auron: *a tear falls* Jecht: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Auron: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! *sob*
OOCFULLNESS
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bob: alright! Found the right hook-ups for the ps2!!! GTA3 TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jecht: let us watch!!!
15 minutes later
Bob: aw. *beep* , she won't get in my car!!! Auron: um, Jecht. don't you have something to say about this game??? Jecht: Yes, I do... Let me play a level!!! Auron: *face vault*
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Review plz! Flames boost my ego on how stupid people are!!! ^.^ The more reviews the more work I'll put into the next chapter and the faster I'll do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Mel~