Rin suddenly comes in the door.
Cid: lalalala!!! Come on, babes!!! *holds out arms for girls to hold* sorry it took so lawng!!! Hey Bob!!! Get yur az ovr heer!!! I got you some future wives tu choze frum!!!
Kiki: *almost faints* you kidnapped those kids, didn't you?!?!?!
Bob: No no!!! In our culture daddy finds me a daughter of a friend to marry when I'm older!!!
Kiki: Oh, so your not gonna marry them now?
Cid: You have a sick mind but you look sooooooo.
Braska: *shuffles his feet a bit* She's actually mine. ^_^;;;
Kiki: I'm not yours!!! You just use me!!! WAAAAAAA!!! *sob* *runs away*
Braska: okay.
Cid: We get these over so I can take these kids back to little league???
And now it's time for mystery date!!!!!*cheesy music plays*
Contestent1: (Doram from Luca Goers) likes bullying people, stealing, fighting, and the color yellow!!!
#2: (Kulukan from Kilika Beasts) Likes searching for food, building with her 9 brothers and 4 sisters, gathering coconuts, and the window in her one room hut.
#3: (Judda from Al Bhed Psyches) Likes running, taning, working on her body, um. helthy stuff!
#4: (Naida, Rin's store running chick type person) Likes shoping, deep water swimming, and tattoos.
#5: (Linna, the girl who lost her gang) Likes gambleing, skin fights, cows, interpretive dance, and baceball.
#6: (Bebe, a teenybopper-drooling fan girl I made up) Likes Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Aaron Carter, Bob, Bob, and... BOB!!!!!
Cid: and last but not least!!! *grabs Yuna and wipes of her tears* YUNA!!!!!!
Bob: Um, if I asked you to kiss a dead squirrel while singing the chunky chocobo theme song, what would you say?
#6: MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: oh dear God, Dad! Is #6 Bebe? I thought I told you to kill her!!!
Kiki: *faints*
#1: Probably having killed the squirrel myself, I would.
Cid: I thought Kiki left???
Jecht: This is bad fanfiction, remember?
Kiki: Really? Then in the name of the moon I shal make paste and transfourm into: Super Ultra Mega Uber Pink Chibi San Moo Pretty Power Moon!!!
#2: I'd eat the rat, I'm hungry!!!
#3: Rats make a nice cream.
Cid: I thought it was a squirrel???
Auron: Bad fanfiction, it hurts so get used to it.
#4: Forget the squirrel! I'd prefer you! Without the chocobo song! *wink wink*
#5: The squirrel is probably a better kisser!
Yuna: I'd do it if I loved you, I think your more like a brother to me.
#6: Let's forget this and have some fun!!!
#5: He's mine!!!
Cid: Jerry Jerry!!!
#4: He's mine! See, I have a tattoo of him!!!
#3: That's it! I have to do some exercise or I'll loose my skill #2: Let's eat him for his carbs!!!
#1: Free for all fight!!!
Jecht: JERRY JERRY!!!!!!!
Yuna: *ducks* Don't!!! It's too violent!!!
Yes I seem to be prolonging this fic, there will be a sequil if people start reviewing, next chapter it might be all over! Or not!!! Find out when I have time to write again!!!
Cid: lalalala!!! Come on, babes!!! *holds out arms for girls to hold* sorry it took so lawng!!! Hey Bob!!! Get yur az ovr heer!!! I got you some future wives tu choze frum!!!
Kiki: *almost faints* you kidnapped those kids, didn't you?!?!?!
Bob: No no!!! In our culture daddy finds me a daughter of a friend to marry when I'm older!!!
Kiki: Oh, so your not gonna marry them now?
Cid: You have a sick mind but you look sooooooo.
Braska: *shuffles his feet a bit* She's actually mine. ^_^;;;
Kiki: I'm not yours!!! You just use me!!! WAAAAAAA!!! *sob* *runs away*
Braska: okay.
Cid: We get these over so I can take these kids back to little league???
And now it's time for mystery date!!!!!*cheesy music plays*
Contestent1: (Doram from Luca Goers) likes bullying people, stealing, fighting, and the color yellow!!!
#2: (Kulukan from Kilika Beasts) Likes searching for food, building with her 9 brothers and 4 sisters, gathering coconuts, and the window in her one room hut.
#3: (Judda from Al Bhed Psyches) Likes running, taning, working on her body, um. helthy stuff!
#4: (Naida, Rin's store running chick type person) Likes shoping, deep water swimming, and tattoos.
#5: (Linna, the girl who lost her gang) Likes gambleing, skin fights, cows, interpretive dance, and baceball.
#6: (Bebe, a teenybopper-drooling fan girl I made up) Likes Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Aaron Carter, Bob, Bob, and... BOB!!!!!
Cid: and last but not least!!! *grabs Yuna and wipes of her tears* YUNA!!!!!!
Bob: Um, if I asked you to kiss a dead squirrel while singing the chunky chocobo theme song, what would you say?
#6: MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: oh dear God, Dad! Is #6 Bebe? I thought I told you to kill her!!!
Kiki: *faints*
#1: Probably having killed the squirrel myself, I would.
Cid: I thought Kiki left???
Jecht: This is bad fanfiction, remember?
Kiki: Really? Then in the name of the moon I shal make paste and transfourm into: Super Ultra Mega Uber Pink Chibi San Moo Pretty Power Moon!!!
#2: I'd eat the rat, I'm hungry!!!
#3: Rats make a nice cream.
Cid: I thought it was a squirrel???
Auron: Bad fanfiction, it hurts so get used to it.
#4: Forget the squirrel! I'd prefer you! Without the chocobo song! *wink wink*
#5: The squirrel is probably a better kisser!
Yuna: I'd do it if I loved you, I think your more like a brother to me.
#6: Let's forget this and have some fun!!!
#5: He's mine!!!
Cid: Jerry Jerry!!!
#4: He's mine! See, I have a tattoo of him!!!
#3: That's it! I have to do some exercise or I'll loose my skill #2: Let's eat him for his carbs!!!
#1: Free for all fight!!!
Jecht: JERRY JERRY!!!!!!!
Yuna: *ducks* Don't!!! It's too violent!!!
Yes I seem to be prolonging this fic, there will be a sequil if people start reviewing, next chapter it might be all over! Or not!!! Find out when I have time to write again!!!