Egypt Talk Show

Episode Fourteen

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Mai: Okay, so today we have brought out a new person, please welcome, The Scorpion King, but we will call him Matt.

Matt: *walks on stage and much cheering is heard and some boos are in there too*

Mai: Take a seat Matti, and welcome to the show, What took you so long to get here?

Matt: I took the right turn at Albuquerque and ended up in New York.

Mai: You idiot! The show is in Albuquerque! I specifically told you that you oaf! What an idiot!

Matt: Sorry.

G. Joe: Why are we calling him Matt again?

Mai: Because in the Scorpion king his real name was Mathyus, Matt is short for Mathyus. So now today's topic is "My teenager is out of control" Since this applies to no one we will go on to the next topic, "My wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend needs a makeover." That goes for Imhotep/Anck, and Rick/Evy. Okay, who's first?

Imhotep: I do believe that Anck and I aren't together anymore so it's just Evy and Rick.

Anck: I agree.

Mai: You two agree, then you're boyfriend and girlfriend!"

Imhotep/Anck: No we are not!

Mai; Fine! Yeesh! So let's take them ot the hairstylers!

*They take to the hairstylers and then make-up artist and yadda yadda yadda. Few hours later they turn up. Rick looking like the proclaimed sexiest man in the world and Evy looking like the proclaimed sexiest man in world's girlfriend.*

Mia: Um, uh, okay you two like just fine! Right?

All: Oh yeah yeah, absolutely fabulous!

G. Joe: Rick, you look like Brad pitt and Evy you look like Jennifer Anniston! Go back to your regular looks!!

Mai: Please do, that is just wrong.

G. Joe: Perhaps the next topic now Mai.

Mai: Okay, another topic: "I was abducted by aliens!"

All (except G. Joe): WE figured that out.

Mai: Yes, I am an alien spy! I will suck the brains out of you all and all intelligent life will be killed.

Rick: That means that I'll be-

Imhotep: Just fine. Notice she said all INTELLIGENT life, you will be alive and fine.

Rick: I am fine huh?

Imhotep: NO!!

Rick: You're right, I'm not fine, I'm sexy!

Evy: yes you are…*Yeah you know what they do*

Mai: *lights a joint* So I was abducted by aliens, they didn't do anything to me because they couldn't take my brains out and seek the knowledge we humans have.

Ardeth: Where's Alex? I want to have a make out scene with her.

G. Joe: you will not! Or I'll kill you!

Ardeth: If you kill me then Alex will have you sleeping on the couch while she's in a jacuzzi with Scott Gomez! Remember!

G. Joe: stay away from Alex, is all I have to say.

Imhotep: Getting all worked up over a simple woman. *G. Joe and Ardeth attack him. For their safety all the Imhotep fans are tied to the wall.* AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Mai: Well, on to some questions! First Q: "What super power would you most want to have? And again, why?" I'd have the ability of flight so then I can fly away from my sister when she gets mad.

Evy: Would have the power to never get tired. (hm..I wonder why..)

Rick: *breathless* ditto…

Ardeth: I'd be able to handle swords better than anyone.

Lock-nah: You fool! You took mine! *&They start to fight*

Matt: I would have the powers of psychics and be abl to lift things using my mind!

Imhotep: I'd have my old powers back so I could get this android away from me!

G. Joe: I'd be able to grant wishes so I could please Alex even more by giving her everything she wants.

Mia: Right. Well I'm going to go now because it's 6:56 am here and I got up at 5:00 and it's summer, I shouldn't have to do that but it's jump start for High School. I'm so scared yet excited to go into high school, I have so many things I need to do for this and I fel as though I won't be able to do them!! Gotta go, see ya!*leaves*

G. Joe: Please review!

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