Egypt Talk Show

Episode Fifteen

Disclaimer: The lawyers took vacation, and so I didn't write for a while. Now the lawyers, oh so great, are back!! YAY! I'm in a nightmare. Now, what do I say again? Lawyers: It doesn't belong to you!! Me: Ah yes, that's right, I don't own the copyrights and whatnot to these two fantastic movies.

Jester: Hello pplZ! Guess what? I got my name changed to Jester Fraser!! Yay! Now, today we go our Ardeth Bay clones! Yes and one goes to, Lilena and Zlodeja! *they are happy and go off with their Ardeth Clone* Now, we have today, um… no one as a guest really. Vassili, do you mind um…to kind of get out here? You ARE a co-host too you know!

Vassili: *hides in the backstage* Keep me away from that android! It wants to kill me just because I looke like him!

G. Joe: Oh, come one Vassili, I wouldn't kill you. Unless of course you started to hit on Alex, then I'd kill you ever so slowly!

Rick: Hey, what do we do today?

Jester: Well, we talk about stuff. Um.. Let me find a topic….*looks in old reviews* let's talk about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston!

Evy: Sure!

Anck: talk aw-AAH! *is hit by thrown chairs from Vassili, G. Joe, and Imhotep*

Jester: Yes Brad Pitt, I watched him in Ocean's 11 just a few minutes ago. I like that movie. Since my sister saw it in the theatres she wants to rob a casino. And wants ME to help her out. Ha! Like I'd ever do such a thing!

Evy: Well, yes, you might.

Jester: Is this about the golden chest I stole? I mean, c'mon I returned it didn't I? If I were actually going to rob a casino and I succeded in doing so I'd be so full of fucking guilt I'd go back to the casino owner and say: "Hello, I robbed your casino five years ago, and I have spent it all and have been in paradise but the guilt is still with me. So here, *I'd hand him a one dollar bill* here's what's left of my share of the money I stole. Would like to know the others? Well, I'm sorry, I forgot who they were. Didn't care for them at all, just in it for the money not to make friends. I wouldn't even recognize them if they standing next to me waving sign saying 'hey asshole of a bitch! I helped you rob a big-shot's bloody rich casino and we are partners in crime. Remember me! The little 95-pound Chinese dude that was in the circus??' So too bad. Have a nice day now! Tata!"

Evy: you wouldn't!

Jester: believe me, I've been raised too well.

Jonathan: I'd like to help you in robbing that casino there ol' gal!

Jester: I AM NOT OLD!! And when the fuck did you get here??

Jonathan: *is clearly drunk with a whisky bottle in hand swaying a bit* I dunno *hic* one minute I'm at the local Rising Sun in New Orleans and next I'm sitting in a very comfortable couch without my pants on.

Jester: *s covering eyes and pushing a pillow in her face* I'm BLINDED!! FUCKING HELL!! GO GET DRESSED FOR RA'S SAKE MAN!!

Jonathan: *gets up unsteadily and scratches himself* Well, it's good thing I wore boxers. *hic* *everyone's eyes are sealed shut and they are gagging*

*Jonathan leaves*

Jester: *is still in the pillow* is it safe?

G. Joe: yes it is. *everyone sighs in relief and open their eyes*

Jester: Well anyway, I think Jennifer is sooo lucky! Waking up each morning next to Brad Pitt! And she works on one of the most popular shows of all time!!

Evy: Oh, yes, she is lucky.

Rick: Hey, are you uninterested?

Evy: No of course not, I just sometimes dream of Brad Pitt, but rarely, you know?

Rick: *a little pouty* okay…

Evy: Oh, c'mon Rick let's go to the room. *they go off to the room*

Jester: Right, now let's talk about Jude Law!

G. Joe: He played me in A.I. Artifical Intelligence!

Vassili: And he played me in Enemy at the Gates!

Jester: And I fine job he did! If it weren't for Brendan Fraser I would have Jude Law at top! But it if it weren't for Rachel Weisz I never would have watched Enemy at the Gates there fore not caring for Jude Law at all. So, then it's because of The Mummy Returns that I even got into these actors. But then TMR came from TM and that was written by Steve Sommers and he was inspired by the original Mummy movie so thank you's to 1932's The Mummy!! But I saw Jude Law in Wilde on Bravo. May I just say he looks soo fucking sexy playing a homosexual! There's just a thing about homosexual guys, they're always more sexier than regular guys! It's so so sad!!! Cause their sexiness is wanted by women but they are not into women just merely they are what women like. But then they like Guys!! It's sad!! But true…*sniff sniff*

Ardeth: If I became gay, would all the girls want me?

Everyone else: uh…..let the reviewers answer that question….

Jester: answer that question and thank you for reading Egypt Talk Show! Tata!

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AN: I'm serious answer that question. Now, don't think that this is all talk show, cause my mind has been working after four months of repairing it from that breakdown from Algebra it is working smoothly! They will have adventures! Or at least what some call adventures, turning this into a great thrilling piece! (yeah right)

Hope you review and have a kickass life!